Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, And Leslie Mann In Bikinis Filming The Other Woman

By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 1:03 PM

Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, And Leslie Mann In Bikinis While Filming The Other Woman In The Bahamas
I can’t help but feel this The Other Woman movie is going to be one horrible shat of a comedy caper involving women getting back on a cheating man. I’m not sure why women find that empowering. But I guess it’s a thing. When I get misused by the opposite sex, i mostly just feel like eating condensed Campbell’s soup and watching the crappy Star Wars prequels to remind myself of how great things can so easily get fucked up. It’s possible women who seek revenge are more manly than me. Though Kate Upton in particular does not look very manly.

Photo Credit: INF

No Thanks, Cameron Diaz

By Travis June 25, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton were filming another scene together for their new movie The Other Woman yesterday in Chinatown, and Cameron apparently didn’t take too kindly to people snapping photos. Kate, on the other hand, was polite, respectful and, most importantly, very attractive, so she should be commended for exhibiting better behavior than her much older counterpart.

And while it’s still a really bad decision on Cameron’s part to keep standing near a beautiful supermodel, Kate should at least take advantage of their time together by learning about important things like not aging and staying far away from women who make her look like a California Raisin.

(Photo Credits: WENN.com)

Kate Upton Will Try Acting Again

By Travis April 23, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

If Kate Upton aspires to be a serious actress someday, or, fuck it, even a decent one, she’s off to a pretty bad start. Her debut was in the awful Tower Heist and she followed that up with the even worse The Three Stooges, but those were both roles that mostly required her to stand around and look pretty and have huge breasts, so she can’t really be faulted.

But now she might actually get a chance to speak more than a few lines as, according to Vanity Fair, she’s in talks to join Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann in The Other Woman, in which she’ll play a girl who finds out that her man is actually married, so she teams up with Diaz and Mann to make him pay.

A lot of people like to complain about Kate’s success, saying that she’s not that hot or aside from her giant tits, her body isn’t that great. So this is a pretty smart move by the model, because if there’s one way to prove to people that you’re incredibly attractive, it’s standing next to Cameron Diaz.

A-Rod Banged the Lifeforce Out of Cameron Diaz and Torrie WIlson — Who’s Next?

By Lex April 10, 2013 @ 10:43 AM


If there’s two things A-Rod loves, it’s hormone doping and banging celebrity women. A-Rod has nailed an eclectic list of ladies, including Madonna, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Torrie Wilson, a bunch of Latina dancers and strippers and his wife in there somewhere too. Rumor has it that A-Rod has quite the endless appetite for boning. Impressive for a dude addicted to a drug that makes your jimmies smaller.

According to reports, A-Rod’s latest conquest is a 20-something graduate student in The Dominican Republic. Maybe he’s honoring their win in the WBC or just shaking out his own national roots. Either way, this new girl best pay attention to what has happened to his previous conquests. They all look haggard. I’m going to go ahead and blame birth control for this. While men are built like honeybees to indiscriminately pollenate as many flowers as possible until they fall to the ground and get squished under a shoe, women are designed to blossom post-squirt. To become Kardashian large with child and tell their mate to go fuck a houseplant if he needs some because their store is closed. You block that natural sequence and suddenly A-Rod is ramming his pud into your backstop three times a day, seven days a week, all the however many weeks if not months of your whirlwind romance and you’re suddenly worn weary like the big town prostitute with a small town work ethic. Cameron Diaz used to sparkle before A-Rod. The day they broke up she looked like Ripley climbing into stasis with the ship’s cat at the end of Alien. Beware young Dominican student, the dick of death is upon you.

Here’s Cameron Diaz today, eighteen months after her last A-Rod at-bat, only now recovering her precious bodily fluids.

Photo Credit: INF, FameFlynet, Wenn

this is the nicest possible Cameron Diaz headline

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 1:33 PM

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I don’t get why the Huffington Post is so surprised, because the less someone looks like Cameron Diaz, the better. Would they prefer this? If I were that magazine I would have just used a picture of Kate Upton and then claimed it was some kind of mix-up, because Cameron Diaz looks like her parents are Uma Thurman and one of those old mangled trees.

(image source – interview magazine, getty)

I appreciate this Cameron Diaz

By brendon January 18, 2013 @ 5:54 PM

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Cameron Diaz hid her face as she left a gym in LA this morning, which is an extremely considerate thing to do if youlooklikeCameron Diaz.

In fact I wouldn’t be opposed at finding some way to do this full time. Not with a water bottle like she’s using of course, since things that are see-through and clear make notoriously bad hiding spots. One of those iron masks like Dr. Doom wears would be perfect through.

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