Cameron Diaz may be a bitch, and a terrible actress who adds absolutely nothing to a character, but at least she’s monstrously ugly.
I actually might be doing that wrong, but the point is she was at the New York premiere for ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ last night, and holy fuck. About the nicest thing I can say is that there are moments when she could be Candice Bergens daughter, if Candice Bergen had a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome
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Speaking of Cameron Diaz, she told Jay Leno that the haircut she got right before Christmas, just in time for her picture to be taken a million times during awards season, made her cry. Though we’re the ones who had to look at her so really it seems like she got off easy.
“I just burst into tears and started crying, and I felt so vulnerable,” she explained. “For a woman to all of a sudden have no hair, oh my god.”
Yes, I’m sure women with cancer will nominate her for some kind of hero award. And I’m not sure if this will help any, but her face is still way uglier than any haircut she could ever get. She should probably start doing her hair like the little girl in ‘the Ring’.
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By author March 15, 2012 @ 3:30 PM
Bravo, money well spent.
Further proof of why Cameron Diaz shouldn’t be modeling anything but ski masks.
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By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 5:24 PM
Cameron Diaz traveled all the way to Paris for the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show earlier today, all part of Paris Fashion Week. Perhaps coincidentally, reports of the loup garou, a fabled French monster that eats the bones of children, has skyrocketed in the past 24 hours.
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By brendon January 18, 2012 @ 3:44 PM
The New York Daily News says that Sean Combs was yelling at Cameron Diaz (they’re reportedly dating these days) and ordering her around when they were at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes party Saturday night, but before you decide how you feel about that, keep in mind that Cameron Diaz went to that party looking like this. I’m actually surprised he didn’t punch her.
One partygoer was startled by Diddy’s “controlling” treatment of Diaz.
(After arriving separately) Diddy found Diaz sitting on a couch “talking to a guy.”
“Let’s go,” Diddy told her.
Diaz quickly got up and followed him out a back exit, away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi (but) ran into three male party guests who wanted their pictures taken with Diaz.
She happily obliged until an impatient Diddy grabbed her hand, said “Let’s go” again, and pulled her to a waiting car.
“I’ve never seen him so controlling,” says the source, who says Diaz “seemed to like the manly power thing.”
Cameron Diaz should have enough self respect to not date a guy who treats her this way, but Cameron Diaz sucks so I’m glad she doesn’t. In fact after reading this I hope they get married.
By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 1:32 PM
For like, I don’t know, ten years maybe, I’ve been saying that Cameron Diaz is actually a fucking monster, despite what leading magazines would like you to believe, and if people would just open their eyes and look at her they’d realize how alarmingly ugly she is, and has been for a long time now.
I will concede that she did have one brief window a decade ago where she was kind of cute, but there’s a brief window where a puppy pee’ing on your carpet is kind of cute too. Cameron Diaz is like that. Except the dog is smarter.
(image source of cameron in beverly hills saturday night = getty)