Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are creepy

By brendon February 07, 2011 @ 7:55 PM

Cameron Diaz, Alex Rodriguez, A-Rod

Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez hit up Miami beach last week, and how can two people with such good bodies still look so unattractive? Especially her. She’s so ugly it’s uncomfortable. Like if you showed this picture to your dog he’d start backing away and then howling.

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Tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon January 11, 2011 @ 7:14 PM

CAMERON DIAZ – was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we’ve already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she’s annoying and arrogant so we’re gonna cover it again. This time with video, because it’s easier to see how much she looks like the puppet from Saw this way. (lat)

JAMES BOND – had plans for a 23rd film, directed by Sam Mendes and starring Daniel Craig, but it was delayed because of MGMs financial problems. As of today, it’s officially back on. Which already makes it better than Quantum of Solace. (/film)

THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP – last night was the highest rated program in the history of cable, bringing in 27.3 million viewers. I wonder if Cam Newton had a bonus clause in his contract for this kind of thing. (la times)

Cameron Diaz at the Green Hornet premiere

By brendon January 11, 2011 @ 3:25 PM

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Seth Rogen stars as the Green Hornet in the new movie of the same name, but I’m the one who’s really green today. Green with envy that is, because he got to be so close to the lovely Cameron Diaz. She’s not as pretty now as she was before she had to kill Mace Windu, but he was a powerful Jedi, and that lightning bolt thing she did with her fingers would take a toll on anyones looks

Cameron Diaz is in a bikini, an idiot

By brendon December 23, 2010 @ 11:14 AM

Cameron Diaz

The best thing about these pictures of Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez in Hawaii yesterday is that they were taken from really far away and the water looks real pretty, so you’re not overwhelmed by how shockingly ugly Cameron Diaz is.

Oh, and she’s as athletic as she is lovely. She even managed to stand on this paddle board for a few seconds without having to sit back down. I think the problem is those things are only like 10 feet long and 4 feet wide. They should really be bigger. Maybe we can get someones roof and Cameron can stand on that. Or just a regular boat. What about the land Cameron, can you maybe walk on land for 20 seconds without tipping over, you fucking spaz.

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Cameron Diaz is a GD monster

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 7:34 AM

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Do we ever send anyone good down to Mexico? Or is it just fug, out of shape whores like Cameron Diaz (who was there again this weekend with Alex Rodriguez), Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan? I’m pleasantly surprised they haven’t declared war on us at this point.

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orange you glad to see Cameron Diaz

By brendon December 02, 2010 @ 6:00 PM

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I take sole responsibility and 100 percent of the credit for the demise of Kirsten Snaggletooth Dunst, and now I hope Cameron Diaz can be the next to go because are you god damn kidding me? She still looks mostly human in movies but when you see her live, like yesterday at the Green Hornet premiere, she’s a damn monster. She’s so hideously ugly and annoying, if I were in a horrible car wreck and the car was on fire and I saw Cameron running to help, I’d summon my last ounce of strength to lock the doors and turn up the radio.