Cameron Diaz is a beautiful woman

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 4:47 PM

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Cameron Diaz is on set with Colin Firth in London today to film ‘Gambit’, which IMDb describes like this…

Harry Dean’s plan to steal a painting from one of the world’s richest men is missing one final component — the participation of a beautiful woman to act as his gambit. In Nicole, he meets someone who appears to be the perfect candidate, but Harry himself becomes enraptured with her, causing his plan to take a series of wrong turns.

So, if I have this right, Colin Firth finds Cameron Diaz, who is so beautiful he knows Alan Rickman will fall in love with her, but the problem is she’s a little too beautiful, and Colin Firth can’t help but fall in love with her too.

Cameron Diaz.

She’s too beautiful.

The woman in this picture, which, and I cannot stress this part enough, has not been altered in any way. That’s what Cameron Diaz looks like. And I didn’t just selectively choose one. Here’s another. And another, and another, and another.

Not only is that what she looks like, but that’s her at red carpet events. In other words, at her very best, with professional hair and makeup. That’s the girl Hollywood keeps casting in movies to play a sexxxy piece of ass.

Are you god damn kidding me.

Suffice to say if I were making ‘Gambit, it would be about Firth finding a sacred relic that was kept under lock and key inside the Vatican for two thousand years and stabbing her with it.

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Cameron Diaz is a lovely woman

By brendon July 01, 2011 @ 12:34 PM

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Cameron Diaz was in Madrid on the Spanish TV show ‘El Hormiguero’ last night to promote ‘Bad Teacher’, and she seems to think the best way to do that and get around the language barrier was to make dumb faces for 10 minutes. Now the people in Spain can say, “I’d like a ticket to the one where the old lady who thinks she’s young cackles like a jackass.”

Cameron Diaz is young and sexy

By brendon June 21, 2011 @ 2:13 PM

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‘Bad Teacher’ had it’s LA premiere last night, and I’m honestly not sure what’s more insulting; that were expected to believe that Cameron Diaz is sexy or that were supposed to accept Justin Timberlake as a leading man.

Actually never mind. It’s the first one. I’m not sure why any producer thinks we like Justin Timberlake and he should be in their movie, because we don’t and he shouldn’t, but Cameron Diaz is getting uglier by the minute. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. I heard that if she bites you, you turn into a Cameron Diaz. True Story!

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Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez dont look broken up

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 4:26 PM

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Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz had broken up, but it turns out the source of that rumor was Perez Hilton, who is a jackass, possibly retarded, with a long history of simply making things up.

That seems to be the case this time too, because these pictures show Cameron and Alex in Miami earlier today, going to Starbucks and having lunch and then getting on a private jet. People says they also went and looked at the new house he’s building. So I’m guessing he’s still dating her. You don’t show a girl where you live unless you like her. I’ve had girlfriends that never even knew my real name.

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Cameron Diaz got dumped again

By brendon June 03, 2011 @ 1:29 PM

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Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well apparently her answer was no because he dumped her. A source says…

“They’ve broken up. [Cameron is] hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him … She went overboard.”

Awww, and this should have been such an exciting time for Cameron, since her movie ‘Bad Teacher’ comes out in three weeks. I love the scene in the trailer where she dresses real sexy for the class car wash! Hubba-hubba! The cars are lined up around the block for her, ha-ha, while her frumpy rival has very few cars! Because Cameron is so sexy! Do you get it? Everyone loves leathery middle-aged women who act like they’re 20!

Cameron Diaz says shes geting better with age

By brendon May 05, 2011 @ 2:32 PM

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The good news is that Cameron Diaz looks pretty good for a 48 year old, as you can see on the new cover of Cosmo. The bad news is that she’s only 38, and that picture is photoshopped to a degree where you can’t even call it a picture anymore. It’s more like a drawing, of some completely new person.

All of which is lost on Cameron, who thanks to weed and arrogance, thinks she’s better than ever.

“I think you get better as you age. You know what you want, and you become stronger mentally, emotionally and physically,” she tells Cosmopolitan. “But also, things have happened recently that have pushed me to grow. My father died, and having gone through that really made me think about my life and how I want to live it.”
“I don’t care what other people think,” the former model continues. “It’s my life, and I live it the way I want to.”

“So shut up! Go away, I hate you! I must return to my home under the bridge and plot my revenge on those three devious billy goats!”