Cameron Diaz filmed some scenes for ‘Bad Teacher’ this weekend, and I don’t know what that’s about, but this is probably a safe bet:
Trailer/ Poster – If the poster doesn’t say “Hot For Teacher” or the trailer doesn’t play “Hot For Teacher”, I will eat my fucking hat.
Yesterday the Sun had some crazy fairy tale claiming Leonardo DiCaprio was secretly dating Cameron Diaz, and had taken her on a “series of secret dates around London”. They said she was also dating Jude Law. Law I can understand, that dude would hump a beehive, but DiCaprio? GTF outa here. There is zero chance he went from Bar Rafaeli to this fug mess. And maybe to make that point clear, he had dinner last night 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 models. 5.
WENN identified one as Amanda Charlwood and another as Emma Miller, then said the group joined “DiCaprio for dinner at the Punch Bowl before heading to Whisky Mist.”
Now granted none of those bitches are especially hot, but they’re still better looking and 20 years younger than Cameron Diaz. They could have been dead for 2 months and they’d still be hotter than Cameron Diaz. I’d rather blow a guy on stage at my high school reunion than hold hands with Cameron Diaz.
(15 more pictures of Cameron at MTV here. the banner isn’t just a bad picture. that bitch is a monster. hq jump here. source = wenn)
It’s hard to even make sense of how boring and pointless the MTV Movie Awards have become. It used to be a good show. It was funny, clever, it looked cool and hot girls showed up dressed real slutty. Now … Ashley Tisdale? The Transexual in a seven-minute gum commercial? This must be what it felt like for boxing fans when Muhammad Ali tried to wrestle in the late 70’s. It’s just sad.
Cameron Diaz and all the people who don’t find her irritating went for a walk together on the beach this morning, and even though she’s a fug annoying mess with bigger bumps on her face than her chest, she looks pretty good here. She’s in Hawaii in these pictures but I’m not sure what island. “Magic Flattering Picture Island” would be a good guess.
(image source = pacific coast. full size jump = here. close ups of this same set = here)
A lot of people think that Cameron Diaz is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, if not the world. A lot of people have been horribly misinformed.
I can't even begin to imagine how awful it would be to deal with Cameron Diaz and her insufferable little act in real life. She thinks she’s so charming and adorable. She’s not. At all. I’d rather be locked in a room with that thing that humps your face in Alien than this cunt. Keep in mind this marble-mouthed simpleton is paid millions of dollars to read words, and yet when push comes to shove, she can’t even pronounce Angelina Jolies name right. "Angelina". It's not like she had to say "eschatological". An-ge-li-na. I don’t think I’m being a slave driver to ask that actors learn to read words without sounding like they have a mouth full of balls.
