Cameron Diaz got dumped again

By brendon June 03, 2011 @ 1:29 PM

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Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well apparently her answer was no because he dumped her. A source says…

“They’ve broken up. [Cameron is] hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him … She went overboard.”

Awww, and this should have been such an exciting time for Cameron, since her movie ‘Bad Teacher’ comes out in three weeks. I love the scene in the trailer where she dresses real sexy for the class car wash! Hubba-hubba! The cars are lined up around the block for her, ha-ha, while her frumpy rival has very few cars! Because Cameron is so sexy! Do you get it? Everyone loves leathery middle-aged women who act like they’re 20!

Cameron Diaz says shes geting better with age

By brendon May 05, 2011 @ 2:32 PM

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The good news is that Cameron Diaz looks pretty good for a 48 year old, as you can see on the new cover of Cosmo. The bad news is that she’s only 38, and that picture is photoshopped to a degree where you can’t even call it a picture anymore. It’s more like a drawing, of some completely new person.

All of which is lost on Cameron, who thanks to weed and arrogance, thinks she’s better than ever.

“I think you get better as you age. You know what you want, and you become stronger mentally, emotionally and physically,” she tells Cosmopolitan. “But also, things have happened recently that have pushed me to grow. My father died, and having gone through that really made me think about my life and how I want to live it.”
“I don’t care what other people think,” the former model continues. “It’s my life, and I live it the way I want to.”

“So shut up! Go away, I hate you! I must return to my home under the bridge and plot my revenge on those three devious billy goats!”

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked

By brendon May 03, 2011 @ 2:37 PM

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This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she’s number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they’re doing because number 4 on the list is Cameron Diaz, even though she looks like this and could kill an erection faster than slamming it in a car door.

(image source of rosie and her boyfriend jason statham last night at the costume institute gala in new york = splash and wenn)

Cameron Diaz is ripped, ugly

By brendon February 18, 2011 @ 9:43 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Cameron Diaz & Alex Rodriguez Leaving A Gym

Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice yesterday, and HOLY SHIT. I haven’t seen arms that ripped since I looked in the mirror about 10 minutes ago. Now I know what girls must feel like when they see me on the weekends, out on the ranch, with my shirt off, and my sweaty muscles glistening in the sun as I work with abused horses. And they come up and tell me, “wow, those horses sure are lucky to have someone like you.” But you know who the lucky one really is? It’s me, my friends. It’s me.

(image source = flynet)

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are creepy

By brendon February 07, 2011 @ 7:55 PM

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Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez hit up Miami beach last week, and how can two people with such good bodies still look so unattractive? Especially her. She’s so ugly it’s uncomfortable. Like if you showed this picture to your dog he’d start backing away and then howling.

(image source = inf daily)

Tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon January 11, 2011 @ 7:14 PM

CAMERON DIAZ – was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we’ve already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she’s annoying and arrogant so we’re gonna cover it again. This time with video, because it’s easier to see how much she looks like the puppet from Saw this way. (lat)

JAMES BOND – had plans for a 23rd film, directed by Sam Mendes and starring Daniel Craig, but it was delayed because of MGMs financial problems. As of today, it’s officially back on. Which already makes it better than Quantum of Solace. (/film)

THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP – last night was the highest rated program in the history of cable, bringing in 27.3 million viewers. I wonder if Cam Newton had a bonus clause in his contract for this kind of thing. (la times)