By Lex October 29, 2013 @ 6:22 PM
When those drunk and miserable Beverly Hills Housewives get canned by their husbands, they inevitably go and grab some young exotic looking dude to peacock around. Camille Grammer found Dimitri Charalambopoulos. And, no, I’m not fucking writing his last name ever again. Camille liked to show off her boy toy’s rock hard abs to the cackling hens on the show so they could all pretend that young cock, and not mountains of prescription medication and vodka, were what was making them smile.
“He’s a great guy,” she gushed. “He’s very sweet, very caring. And we will see what happens. It’s new. It has only been a couple of months.” — Camille Grammer on meeting Dimitri and introducing him to her kids.
She even added that Dimitri had put the ‘spring back in her step’, just to let you know he was banging her better than Kelsey did. Everything was going peachy keen until about ten days ago when Dimitri allegedly beat the crap out of her in a hotel room where she was recovering from cancer surgery. I’m sure her endometriosis was a real damper on the ole cougar-cub relationship and Dimitri had to let off a little steam. Younger men do have so much passion. Camille filed a restraining order (you can see the injury photos here) and the cackling hen Housewives quickly u-turned from ‘he’s so hot’ and ‘you’re so lucky’ to generic ovations to Camille for standing up to domestic abuse. Then they all took deep drags out of their own purse flasks and wondered which of them was going to end up dead first.
TRACY MORGAN – is in trouble again for making fun of people during his stand-up, this time about the mentally handicapped. Um, I think that’s just the way he normally talks. This is a big misunderstanding. (e!)
PARTY DOWN – was a fantastic show that was cancelled way too early, but now there’s a real chance a movie might be made. Or at least there will be if they want me to tell them what the antidote to the poison is. (/film)
BRANDI GLANVILLE AND CAMILLE GRAMMER – and the cast of ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ spent another day in bikinis in Hawaii. It was like a MILF porn, except worse in every way. (bauer griffin)
By brendon February 21, 2011 @ 6:31 PM
KACEY JORDAN – is the porn star who won’t stop talking about her time with Charlie Sheen, and now she even says she had an abortion last Thursday that could have been his. Or it could have been from a different celebrity the week before. She doesn’t really sweat the details, as it turns out. (radar)
CAMILLE GRAMMER – is only famous for marrying and then divorcing Kelsey Grammer, but now she’s been hired by CNN to report on the Oscars this Sunday. Some would argue she isn’t qualified, but she has seen several previous Oscar telecasts, and hopes that maybe one day, they’ll even let her cover the Academy Awards. (huff post)
JENNIFER TILLY – was one of the players at the World Poker Tour Celebrity Invitational this weekend. She’s 52, by the way, making her the new oldest girl I’d bang. Before this it was Selena Gomez. (pacific coast)