Scarlett Johansson's Tits Are Pregnant

Soon, Scarlett Johansson will be bringing new life into this world with her French boyfriend Jean Valjean or something like that. While most people voted for Scarlett not to get pregnant so they could continue masturbating to her old body, they probably didn't consider... read more

Scarlett Johansson Looks Good In Captain America 2

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is currently filming in Los Angeles, and these new set photos show Chris Evans picking on a nerdy bald guy while Scarlett Johansson stands behind him, using her super power of looking fantastic with fake red hair and leather pants.... read more

its the secret Captain America / Avengers footage

If you've seen 'Captain America' by now, you know that it ends with the first look at 'the Avengers'. And if you havent seen it by now, um, well it ends with the first look at 'the Avengers'. But why sit through an entire movie (like a fool!) when you can use the... read more

Monday headlines, with milf Adrianna Lima

AMY WINEHOUSE - will be buried tomorrow in a private funeral service in London. So for her sake I hope she's actually dead. (abc news) CAPTAIN AMERICA - won the weekend box office with $65.1 million, Harry Potter was second with $47.4M, and 'Friends With No Strings' was... read more

'Captain America' looks like a good movie

'Captain America' had it's premiere last night at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood, which of course means that English actress Hayley Atwell was there. Atwell plays Peggy Carter, who is part of the program that transforms Steve Rodgers from a scrawny kid into a... read more

Thursday headlines, with sex tapes and lawsuits

MARILYN MONROE - allegedly is the star of a newly discovered 8mm film showing her having sex when she was 20. The owner is trying to sell it, though hopefully this is just a police sting to identify guys who want to watch a girl who's been dead for 50 years have sex. (... read more

Captain America finally has a trailer

If you love America and/or sell steroids, then Captain America is probably the movie you're most excited about this summer, and finally today there's a full length trailer. It takes place during World War II, back when superheroes could just walk around shooting people,... read more

Friday headlines

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew) RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people... read more

Captain America is all buff, has radioactive feet

Chris Evans is in Manchester, England today filming ‘Captain America' and, for his sake, hopefully these pictures show him as Steve Rogers after entering the Super Soldier program. A scientist played by Stanley Tucci injects Rogers with experimental drugs, and he's given... read more

the captain america movie won't be all american-y

The LA Times has an interview today with Joe Johnston, a director who has been in Hollywood for 30 years but has never actually made a movie that didn't completely suck. Next up for Joe is my beloved Captain America, and he's not off to the greatest start in the world... read more

capt. america is gonna be a good movie

Earlier today it was reported that 'Iron Man 2' will feature very brief cameos from Captain America and Thor (although Thor can be seen getting his mugshot in this clip), and yesterday it came out that ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer' creator Joss Whedon will direct ‘The... read more

todays top story

Katy Perrys outfit for the Grammys pretty much sucked (pictures here, here, here), but she made up for it with this low cut dress at the EMI after party, guaranteeing her a place on Tyler and a night full of stilted conversations while guys pretended not to stare at her... read more