By Travis March 07, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Recently-announced lovers Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez are still going strong, as they both attended a meeting with Cara’s management team yesterday in London. While the nature of their meeting wasn’t revealed, it was probably something about how they shouldn’t give the lesbian makeout sessions away for free in public when they can make the public love them more with some subtle teasing and light, over-the-clothes petting. Otherwise, it doesn’t make sense why they were acting all shy and reserved when they pulled up to Cara’s house, after we already watch them spend two quarters of a Knicks game cleaning each other tongues off. Unless they were sober, of course, because that will make even the horniest lesbians boring as hell.
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By Travis February 19, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
You can have all of the money in the world and be the most popular model at just 21 years of age, but even the most coked up adrenaline freaks run out of gas sometimes. Hard-partying, face-making, bisexual love-making, Michelle Rodriguez finger-banging model Cara Delevingne was a grand example of that last night, as the usually perky and oh-so-zany supermodel looked like a powered down Terminator robot as she was leaving her hotel in London last night. Where was she going looking like this? Maybe to Scotland Yard, where she could ask investigators why, of all of the gorgeous lesbians and bisexual women in the world, she chose to “date” Michelle Rodriguez. This might be the world’s greatest mystery right now.
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By Jack February 18, 2014 @ 1:19 PM
Michelle Rodriguez is officially slamming clams with model Cara Delevinge. The two have been spotted around town on what looked like dates but with girls, you never know if they’re BFFs or finger banging the stink out of each other nightly. Michelle came out as bisexual last year, which translates basically to, I like dudes, but if a young chick supermodel is willing to chomp my box, hell yeah.
“It’s going really well. She’s so cool. When we started hanging out I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together. She’s hard though. You wouldn’t want to mess with her in a fight. Cara’s at her own fashion week party tonight, so doing her own thing.”
It’s hard not to give Michelle Rodriguez some manly high-fives for snagging a 21-year old hot fashion model. If Michelle convinced that young chick that all men are just like the skeevy dudes in the modeling industry who’ve been trying to rape her since 12, all the power to Michelle. It’s a strong psychological play. A women with master cocksman type powers is a dangerous weapon. There’s no point in making fun of Michelle Rodriguez at this point because it would merely be jealousy.
By Travis February 18, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
With London’s fashion week in full swing, it was only a matter of time before Cara Delevingne started hitting the parties and showing everyone how funny she is. Last night, she went to a magazine party and then stood outside and made funny faces for the photographers, because she’s just a kid having a blast doing what she loves. Of course, “what she loves” is never having to hold down a real job, because her family is loaded and that allows her to try on clothes for a living in between getting fall down drunk at parties all over the world while other wealthy famous people kiss her ass because she has unique eyebrows. But if loving what you do for a living is wrong, then Cara doesn’t want to be right. Or poor, because then she’d be fucked.
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By Travis February 07, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Last night, world famous model Cara Delevingne visited the home of the American Ambassador in London with Taylor Swift and that gangly redheaded fellow that Taylor used to date, but can we really be sure that it was actually Cara? Just look at this hilarious and totally awesome disguise that Cara used to get past the paparazzi on her way home. It’s amazing how one second she’s the most popular runway model in the world and the next second, she’s practically invisible. Take note, other celebrities, because if you don’t want people to take your picture, you should definitely put black leggings over your head and walk through a really nice neighborhood at night. Nobody will pay attention to you at least until the police show up to kick your teeth in.
Photo Credits: Will Alexander/WENN.com
By Lex January 09, 2014 @ 5:47 PM
I’m still not sure how frightening eyebrows got to be the hottest shit in the modeling world. I can only assume the gay men who tightly control the industry find that her bushy caterpillars remind them of the Wood Shop instructors who helped them sand their birdhouses into after-school ecstasy. While there’s a general appeal to coked up young half-dressed fashion models, just the idea of the Klingons crossing the Neutral Zone makes my bobos suck up into my body cavity. I hear she likes to talk too. This whole thing is just not working.
Photo Credit: La Perla