Carmen Electra Photobombed With Tit

By Lex September 10, 2014 @ 11:17 AM

Carmen Electra Poses In Red Pantsuit While Nipple Hangs Out Behind Her
I’ve been waiting for something interesting to happen at the New York Fashion Week. Like a Sarah Jessica Parker shooting spree or Michelle Rodriguez caught finger banging the mayor’s lesbian wife. But nothing. I understand fasion is supposed to appear inane to my sensibilities as an individual approximating the ultimate male. But the more you know about Marc Jacobs, the better you will do in early rounds of dating. Your date doesn’t want to hear about the resurgent Bills. She wouldn’t believe it either.

I found something interesting at Fashion Week. Some chick who looks like an elongated Kardashian with her tit hanging out. I believe that’s what the fashion world refers to as re-directing focus. As far as designer tits go, it seems both sensible and trendy, ready for day or evening objectification. Fashion doesn’t have to be boring and sucky. It just chooses to be.

Update: Jack tells me by way of electronic mail that “The tit bomber is a tranny by the name of Jennifer Paris. You can google him.” I choose to believe Jack, but not follow his instructions.

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Carmen Electra Can Do What She Wants

By Lex August 12, 2014 @ 1:43 PM

Carmen Electra Shows Off Her Cleavage Leaving Mr Chow In Los Angeles
Who’s going to tell Carmen Electra she can’t pull her pants up around her chest and show off her tits on a red carpet? The same people who told Sylvester Stallone to stop making Expendables movies? Nobody gives a shit about inclement weather when it’s raining gold.

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Carmen Electra Cleavy In Booty Shorts Performing In Hollywood

By Lex June 05, 2014 @ 9:59 AM

Carmen Electra Cleavy In Booty Shorts Performing In Hollywood

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Joanna Krupa And Carmen Electra Shared a Birthday Party

By Lex April 25, 2014 @ 1:02 PM

Joanna Krupa And Carmen Electra Celebrate Their Birthdays Together At Hooray Henry's In Los Angeles
Carmen Electra and Joanna Krupa partied the night away at a Hollywood nightclub, pretending they weren’t as old as it says on their birth certificates that are more smudged than the Obama one some operative made on his Adobe Illustrator than ran through a washing machine a couple times. The two good looking ladies of opportunity have become good friends, bonding over their connection of not really having any specific talent but still thriving in the talent industry. It isn’t a science, it’s an art. Like the confidence arts. Wave ‘em in the air like you just don’t care, ladies.

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Dave Navarro And Carmen Electra Probably Had Sex Again

By Travis April 24, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

The 2014 Golden Gods Awards took place last night in Los Angeles, and the event was such a huge celebration of the year’s best in Heavy Metal that it aired exclusively on a VH1 live feed. And if you missed it last night, or you’re a purist who can only watch meaningless awards shows on TV, you only have to wait another month until VH1 Classic airs some highlights of the show. Fortunately, Peter Pan rocker Dave Navarro was keeping everyone updated from the red carpet on Twitter, and he even reunited with his ex-wife Carmen Electra to show us all how chlamydia is made. Did these two former lovers rekindle their once-steamy love? Probably. They’re both single and on the wrong side of 40, so Dave’s probably taking advantage of every chance he can get before his dick finally falls off.

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Carmen Electra In Lingerie For The April 2014 Issue Of FHM

By Lex March 06, 2014 @ 12:15 PM

Carmen Electra In Lingerie For The April 2014 Issue Of FHM Magazine

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