By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 2:05 PM
Carmen Electra is known for being the hot lifeguard replacement to Pam Anderson on Baywatch and for having sex with Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman, and Tommy Lee. She chose wisely to dress up as the former for Halloween this year. The Today Show will not put you on camera if your costume consists of being drunk with a ripped dress and rocker jizz on your cheek. I have no comment on Matt Lauer. I’m pretending I didn’t see that.
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By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 1:38 PM
Carmen Electra looks pretty damn good. I guess she knows it. It might have something to do with the fact she’s banging the kid from the British boy group, The Wanted. This whole new thing with famous women nailing dudes half their age seems to be working out pretty well for both woman and boy. At some level, I have to think the chick is thinking to herself, holy shit, I’m riding a dude who could be my son’s school friend. I bet that’s the level when it gets really good.
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By Travis September 26, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Carmen Electra hit up Exchange LA the other night for an album release party for someone who isn’t Carmen Electra, and she looks pretty fucking great for 41-years old. Pamela Anderson is 46-years old and has been looking like she’s 46 lately, and while that might have more to do with something that rhymes with shmepatitis, Carmen deserves a lot of credit for looking not a day over 35. Although, there’s also a rumor that she may be looking to resume her music career, and if that’s true she needs to knock that off. It didn’t work the first time, and it won’t work now when she’s almost twice as old as Selena Gomez.
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By Lex August 15, 2013 @ 1:26 PM
The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You Happen to Fuck Simon Cowell Behind My Back clause in the agreement. So just a cool mill. Andrew also took Simon’s name out of the divorce papers for some other untold sum of money. But none of this cheesy ass cheating and divorce news is nearly as interesting as the side story about Carmen Electra being secretly simultaneously also romantically involved with Simon. Even better, Carmen called it quits when she walked in on Simon at home busting his baby nut into his buddy’s wife, the actual Lauren Silverman. This cat is a serious player. A jerky untrustworthy dickweed you’d shoot if he came near your property, but a serious player. I’m borderline on admiration right now. Hold your letters ladies, I’d of course still talk shit about him behind his back at PTA events if he ever showed. Pig.
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By Travis August 13, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Carmen Electra Tweeted over the weekend that she was hanging out at the Funny or Die studios while recording a new video, thus finally answering the question, “Hey, is Carmen Electra still alive?” Apparently she’s alive and well, because despite not doing much these days, she’s looking pretty amazing for 41-years old, which lends proof to my theory that Dave Navarro is actually a tiny fairy king, and the women who sleep with him are injected with an anti-aging fairy dust. And probably syphilis, too, but that’s just a matter of taking the good with the bad.
By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 1:18 PM
I guess all the local Build-A-Bears were full up so Carmen Electra went with Vegas strip club as her backup birthday party spot. She also got paid. And why not earn a little scratch on your own 41st? There aren’t many calendar turns left before Carmen starts seeing her name on the second stage list. The stripper pole is a heartless master.
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