Carmen Electra Is Sending Signals

By Lex January 22, 2014 @ 3:01 PM

Carmen Electra Goes Braless In A See Through Dress Out In West Hollywood
With her new dance single climbing the charts in nations preparing terrorist attacks at the Winter Olympics, Carmen Electra is riding high and showing off in a designer dress clearly designed by some dude who loves tits. Some called it wardrobe malfunction, I call it a sign that Carmen’s ready to share her full range of artistry with the world. Namely, those tits. Carry on, Carmen.

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Carmen Electra And Joanna Krupa Joined Forces

By Travis December 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Carmen Electra, Joanna Krupa and Lilly Ghalichi had dinner last night at RivaBella in West Hollywood, and while there’s nothing terribly newsworthy about that, it is fun to imagine that it was actually a meeting for aging models aching to remain relevant. Joanna would bang a gavel on the table and shout, “I call this meeting to order!” while Carmen would recommend that they all stick their asses out a little more while posing for cameras. Lilly would add, “I don’t know who I am either” and then Joanna would declare, “Great meeting, everyone” and they’d spend someone else’s money. It’s obviously not true, but it’s probably still in the neighborhood of accurate.

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Carmen Electra Wears Baywatch Swimsuit For The Today Show

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 2:05 PM

Carmen Electra And Matt Lauer Wear Baywatch Outfit For Halloween On The Today Show
Carmen Electra is known for being the hot lifeguard replacement to Pam Anderson on Baywatch and for having sex with Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman, and Tommy Lee. She chose wisely to dress up as the former for Halloween this year. The Today Show will not put you on camera if your costume consists of being drunk with a ripped dress and rocker jizz on your cheek. I have no comment on Matt Lauer. I’m pretending I didn’t see that.

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Carmen Electra Posts Photos Of Herself In A Bikini

By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 1:38 PM

Carmen Electra Posts Photos Of Herself In A Bikini To Instagram
Carmen Electra looks pretty damn good. I guess she knows it. It might have something to do with the fact she’s banging the kid from the British boy group, The Wanted. This whole new thing with famous women nailing dudes half their age seems to be working out pretty well for both woman and boy. At some level, I have to think the chick is thinking to herself, holy shit, I’m riding a dude who could be my son’s school friend. I bet that’s the level when it gets really good.

Photo Credit: Carmen Electra/Instagram

Carmen Electra Is Still Clubbing At 41

By Travis September 26, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Carmen Electra hit up Exchange LA the other night for an album release party for someone who isn’t Carmen Electra, and she looks pretty fucking great for 41-years old. Pamela Anderson is 46-years old and has been looking like she’s 46 lately, and while that might have more to do with something that rhymes with shmepatitis, Carmen deserves a lot of credit for looking not a day over 35. Although, there’s also a rumor that she may be looking to resume her music career, and if that’s true she needs to knock that off. It didn’t work the first time, and it won’t work now when she’s almost twice as old as Selena Gomez.

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Simon Cowell Was Also Banging Carmen Electra?

By Lex August 15, 2013 @ 1:26 PM

Carmen Electra In A Tiny Red Dress Leaving A Club In West Hollywood
The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You Happen to Fuck Simon Cowell Behind My Back clause in the agreement. So just a cool mill. Andrew also took Simon’s name out of the divorce papers for some other untold sum of money. But none of this cheesy ass cheating and divorce news is nearly as interesting as the side story about Carmen Electra being secretly simultaneously also romantically involved with Simon. Even better, Carmen called it quits when she walked in on Simon at home busting his baby nut into his buddy’s wife, the actual Lauren Silverman. This cat is a serious player. A jerky untrustworthy dickweed you’d shoot if he came near your property, but a serious player. I’m borderline on admiration right now. Hold your letters ladies, I’d of course still talk shit about him behind his back at PTA events if he ever showed. Pig.

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