Being as rich as Richard Branson seems pretty cool. You can hold parties for your airline and then hot chicks show up and you can pick them up and do whatever you want with them. Just between you and me, you can also achieve this same result by pointing a gun at them. Oh, and drugs, don't forget about drugs.
Why is Carmen Electra famous? What is the Max Factor show? Who is Allison Sweeney? These questions have haunted man since the dawn of time, but it turns out I’m quick to give up on things and didn’t bother to look up any of the answers. All I know for sure is that 1 and 3 fell on their ass at 2. And here’s the video. And it doesn’t disappoint. Good luck finding something more awesome than the anticipation in the pit of your stomach as you watch this and wait for Carmen to eat it. The only way this could be any more embarrassing is if a dog came out and pee'd on her. And Sweeney falls down in such a cartoonish manner, you half expect a piano or safe to fall on top of her next. And then a satellite. And then they all burst into flames.
So, was Carmen Electra supposed to fall on her ass at the Max Factor show in Hollywood. Because if so then mission accomplished. Graceful like a swan, she is. I've never seen such agility. Although based on the woman who comes to “help” I’m gonna blame the stage. Maybe they could wax the floor and roll out some ball bearing too. Or spin the models around a few times and blindfold them before you turn them loose. It’ll be sheer pandemonium, and that’s how you sell make-up. With ugly models who fall down. I’ll take two of every shade!
Carmen Elcetra was nice enough to stop on the street in New York and give some pretend money to a homeless guy. Then she offered him a pretend sandwich on a pretend silver platter and rubbed her stomach while saying "yummy yummy". It was really touching. Except for the part when the homeless guy vowed to get revenge. It's like he didn't learn anything during their pretend medal ceremony. What a jerk!
