01.20.2010 afternoon headlines

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NBC - doesn’t mind paying Conan O’Brien and his staff between 30 and 40 million as severance because it feels it can make 40M in profit the first year Leno comes back. This despite the fact that Lenos numbers dropped every year since 2005, and NBC only made 25M during his final year as host. It’s progressive thinking like this that guided them to a 600M loss this year. That should turn around soon though. In fact just last week they signed a development deal with the agent for Brittany Murphy. She’s so hot right now.

SPIDER-MAN 4 - will be directed by Mark Webb. His credits on IMDb look like this:

2009 - ‘500 Days of Summer’
2005 - ‘Jesse McCartney Up Close’

You didn’t just black out by the way. He made a documentary about Jesse McCartney 5 years ago and then a movie nobody saw and now ‘Spider-Man 4′. Obviously he got the job because it’s Spider-Man and his name is “Webb” and Hollywood is run by fucking retards. He better sign his contract fast, before they find a directer named Peter Parker or Steven Spyderman.

CARRIE AMSTUTZ - was on the beach in Miami today, and to be honest I’m not entirely sure who she is, but love is like that sometimes. It’s a mystery filled with unexpected twists and surprises. (splash news online)


11.11.2009 this is more like it

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Carrie Amstutz spent some time on the beach in Miami yesterday, and of course I don’t need to tell you who Carrie Astutz is. By that I mean I can’t tell you who she is. May God strike me down if I’m lying because I have never seen or heard of this woman in my life. According to Splash, she’s “from the E! tv series ‘Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami’”. I know what most of those words mean individually but when arranged in that order I have no idea what they’re trying to tell me. They might as well have said “king duck toast loves bath time.” But, whatever, she’s kind of hot and mostly naked, and it turns out that’s more than enough to get a girl mentioned on Tyler.

(image source = splash news online)