Carrie Prejean is in Hawaii today with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, and when they were frolicking in the water he was so busy picking through her hair the same way monkeys do, he didn’t seem to notice that most of her right breast was exposed. Her fans are gonna be so disappointed. The only frolicking she should be doing is with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
(source = fame pictures)
WILL FERRELL - is the most overpaid star in Hollywood when looking at what he costs to hire compared to what his movies make at the box office. Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube round out the top 5. Which means I either misread something or Hollywood casts movies by randomly picking names out of a hat. (forbes)
NICOLE RICHIE - has checked into Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA for pneumonia. Did you know pneumonia is the leading cause of death for women? No not really. I just made that up. What is number 1? Does anyone know? And how can we make sure she gets that? (us weekly)
CARRIE PREJEAN - initially claimed she was 17 when she made 8 movies of herself masturbating for an ex boyfriend, but now it’s being reported she was 20 at the time. I can still pretend she was 17 though, right? I don’t think internet reports are legally binding. (radar)
KATY PERRY - went to the gym and then tried on some snowboard gear today in LA. Awesome, right? They should make a movie out of this. (wenn and pacific coast)
This world really sucks sometimes. After first denying it, Carrie Prejean has now admitted that she once made a tape of herself masturbating. And now she’s being attacked again. As if what she did is weird. Girls do that stuff all the time, especially pent up religious girls, that doesn’t mean they want to go on TV and talk about it. Unfortunately she probably will, because now it’s being reported that she actually made 8 tapes like that.
…there are SEVEN more (sex tapes) – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.
On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.
Holy Crap! This sexy young blond girl with a hot body who recorded it while she fukced herself shouldn’t have to apologize for anything. The only people who don’t have sex or masturbate are fuckin weirdos, period. She’s awesome, and these videos sound fantastic. An hour after they come out my penis is gonna burst into flames from all the friction. If you saw it you’d swear someone had just sprayed it lighter fluid and set it on fire.
It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!!
These pics were taken just last year. This time, Carrie dropped her top for a professional photo shoot … another partially nude gig that she forgot to tell the Miss California officials about. Donald Trump will decide today whether or not he’ll give Carrie the heave ho.
TMZ has 15 pictures, and in 4 of those they had to censor what might be one nipple. The one up top on the left is by far the worst. At least TMZ has the decency to call it (*) “partially nude”. Perez Hilton says:
Carrie Prejean and her publicists have repeatedly sworn up and down that she only ever posed topless once.
Well, they’re fucking liars! What does Jesus say about liars????
She’s not modeling lingerie in these pics! This is a full-on tittie shoot!
I don’t mean to nit-pick by pointing out what words mean, but either Miss California is a zebra or those gray things on the side of her torso are a “top”. That is not “full-on” or “topless” or a “tittie shoot”, at least not based on any rational definition of those terms.
And … umm, at one point I saved two pictures of Diora Baird of “Star Trek”, one early naked modeling picture and one from Playboy (here and here) because I had some amazing point to make that involved tits but then I stared at her tits for 20 minutes and now I can’t remember what that was. But I’m sure it was brilliant. So if you could make up your own brilliant point and then write it on the screen as if I said it that would really help me out.
Ms. California Carrie Prejean went on the Today show this morning to defend her answer about gay marriage during the Ms. USA pageant Saturday night. Prejean is religious, so when asked by Perez Hilton if gay marriage should be legal in California, she said, in accordance to how she was raised, “I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.” This “dumb bitch”, as Perez called her, should have given a more inclusive answer, and deserved to lose because of this. In an unrelated topic, Perez voted for Barrack Obama, who said, “I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.” Anyway, on the Today show, Prejean said:
"I did not want to offend anybody, but I think with that question specifically, it's not about being politically correct, for me it was being biblically correct," she told Lauer.
Obviously Perez thinks gays should have the right to marry. Which is fine with me, I don’t really give a shit. Look, I just got dumped (which is why I’m so out of it today), I assure you, I’m all in favor of a relationship where a guy doesn’t have to deal with women and their fucking insanity, but Perez is a narcissistic sociopath who attacks anyone who disagrees with him. How is this dude on TV and I’m not? I’d rather watch a show where they just bring out some sick kittens and watch them die.
