Casper Smart Just Can’t Quit the Post-Ops

By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 1:24 PM


Purveyor of all things tranny hooker scandalous, is reporting that Casper Smart was sexting online with yet another male turned female for the purposes of feeling fresh and lithesome. He may also have met up with this one as well in his bad-ass Dodge Ram tranny boinking truck. Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is fed up with her cougar cub being such an insatiable post-op pussy hound. J-Lo is getting ready to break up with Casper even though he’s been the perfect boyfriend of two years, you know, other than constantly pointing to her vagina in bed and saying, mmm, that’s where your hot cock used to be. All of which just goes to show that intergenerational, incongruent sexuality relationships are difficult even under the best of circumstances. Also, if you happen to like transgendered sex and you don’t want your meal ticket to cut you off, find yourself a decent alias and cover story. Somebody wasn’t paying attention during backup show dancer orientation.

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Casper Smart Might Be Nailing Tranny J-Lo

By Lex May 28, 2014 @ 3:59 PM

Sofie Vissa Poses For A Bikini Selfie
I don’t know what’s more shocking. A pretty male stage dancer leaning gay or me finding his online tranny fling pretty damn hot. The answer is probably neither. I was going to get more deeply involved in the story on of Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart flirting with transgender escort Sofie Vissa. He maybe also kind of banged him/her in the truck J-Lo bought him for accompanying her to industry events and shtupping her divorced mommy patch on command. Then I realized the whole story was really kind of yuck. The kind of yuck you can’t just wash off with a shower. I’m talking the yuck that infiltrates your soul.  Like cleaning the scabies from behind Khloe’s kneecaps and she says if you close your eyes she won’t tip you. You don’t want that thought haunting you as shuffle off this mortal coil. And, trust me, pictures of Casper Smart figuring out how to penetrate Sofie’s newly fashioned pockets in the back of his Dodge Ram will not leave you in this lifetime.

Jennifer Lopez Still Looks So In Love

By Travis March 06, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Because she writes it on Instagram for her millions of idiot fans, Jennifer Lopez really wants you to believe that she’s still just “Jenny from the block” and not a spoiled, arrogant diva clinging to the last few minutes of fame in her already tired career. After all, she’s still the same girl dating the same guy who is half her age, while wearing shoes that a European prostitute would put on if she needed to reach a really high cabinet. If you doubt that the love between Jennifer and Casper Smart is true and strong, then they sure showed all of us yesterday, as they held hands while leaving the Power 106 studios in Los Angeles. Minutes later, she’d tell him to fuck off and stay behind her with the rest of the lesser life forms, but for a few whole seconds, theirs was the most beautiful love in the world.

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Jennifer Lopez says this never happened

By brendon August 02, 2012 @ 3:51 PM


“Do not mess with Jenny from the Block,” E! says. “Actually go right ahead because she’s a fucking moron,” I countered.

Jennifer Lopez is fighting back at tabloid reports that her boyfriend, Casper Smart, recently visited an “exotic massage parlor” and a gay porn shop in New York City.
“These statements are false, malicious and defamatory,” the couple’s attorneys said this morning. “Ms. Lopez and Mr. Smart will pursue all remedies available to them under the law.”
(They’ve) demanded an immediate retraction or they will file suit against the mags.

Uh, it happened last week. I’m watching him do it right now. I can see him. He’s Casper the dancer, not ghost.

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Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend goes to peep shows

By brendon July 24, 2012 @ 2:21 PM


Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart went to a peep show in New York City yesterday, but I’m not gonna judge him because I would probably do the same thing if I had to date Jennifer Lopez. She’s such a cunt, the sex must be awful.

The girls at a peep show, especially during the day, are there because they’re too ugly to be strippers. You might as well try to jack off to a child birth video, only a medieval gynecologist will ever have seen a vagina that wrecked, but he’s going for it anyway because at least this girl won’t complain the entire time.

Oh and Jennifer Lopez turns 43 today. So, um, happy birthday.

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