Cassie In A Bikini

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 3:29 PM

Cassie Ventura In A White Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I’m not a big fan of Cassie. Which is to say I have no real clue who she is. But she sells a lot of music. And she shaved the sides of her head because I guess she had no better ideas on how to get noticed. Though if she had thought of the bikini first, she might’ve realized that her magical attention slippers were right there in her top.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN

Cassie in a bikini is awesome

By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 10:22 AM

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The last time singer and model Cassie was on Tyler was in May of 09, when some of her private pictures featuring adult themes and content ended up online. That’s way too long, because this girl is insanely gorgeous, and luckily she hit the beach in Miami yesterday.

I always thought she was Brazilian but apparently she’s Filipino, black and Mexican. It’s kind of cool that I didn’t know that. People who only talk about the thing that makes them different are unbearable. Like black comedians who only talk about being black, gay comedians who only talk about being gay, handicapped comedians who only blow into their tube.

Cassie seems fun – update

By brendon May 07, 2009 @ 4:17 PM

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About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.

POV update – we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 – her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 – she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 – the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.

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By brendon September 01, 2006 @ 8:32 AM

Thank god for Cassie and Rihanna last night, because they looked insanely hot and they were the only ones.  Except even here some idiot had to lean in and ruin all the Cassie pictures.  I tried to edit him out but was only marginally successful.  Aren't you supposed to be cool on the red carpet, act like you don't care.  People on fire play it cooler than this dude.  And I swear there were 50 pictures and this guy did the same ‘point at the camera’ move in every one.  You could have hooks for hands and mix it up more than he did.