05.07.2009 cassie seems fun - update

About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.

POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.

Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients. Oh I know, I was surprised to.

Tags: cassie, sean combs, topless |

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09.01.2006 the mtv music awards sucked

Thank god for Cassie and Rihanna last night, because they looked insanely hot and they were the only ones. Except even here some idiot had to lean in and ruin all the Cassie pictures. I tried to edit him out but was only marginally successful. Aren't you supposed to be cool on the red carpet, act like you don't care. People on fire play it cooler than this dude. And I swear there were 50 pictures and this guy did the same ‘point at the camera’ move in every one. You could have hooks for hands and mix it up more than he did.