That living dead zombie and I agree; big tits really are awesome. I didn’t read the captions for these pictures from last night, but it would seem a haunted mummy was on some kind of killing spree (they sometimes rise up from their tombs to feed a hunger for revenge) but then Catherine Zeta Jones showed up with her breasts to save the day! Yaay, you did it!
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DECEPTIVE UPDATE - not really an update but whatever. A friend of mine does insurance for one of the big studios. When a movie is made she buys insurance on the actors and equipment and whatever. Obviously to do that she needs documentation on everyone. Real stuff, not the fakes they have made. Anyway, she said Jones is 12 years older than she claims. So, 51, and not 39 like her bio says. She looks pretty good for 51, but she’s standing next to George Washington - who should have died like 800 years ago - so that probably helps.
The Daily Mail says today that Catherine Zeta-Jones washes her hair with truffles and Beluga caviar flown in from Iran and credits this lavish treatment for keeping her hair shiny. The Mail says:
At 400 dollars a time, just for the fish eggs, looking good does not come cheap.
The Beluga caviar is apparently flown in from Iran five days ahead of her treatments at a beauty salon in South Kensington.
"Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair," said a source.
"She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy.
Miss Zeta-Jones's hair is washed with a truffle-based shampoo, then smeared with the caviar, which is combed through and left to set.
What a difference this must make. Before the treatment, her hair is brown. After the treatment, her hair is brown and pelicans attack her as she walks down the street. Where should we throw our money away next!
