08.10.2010 Candice Swanepoel is from the future

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Victoria Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, and Erin Heatherton premiered the ‘Incredible by Victoria’s Sectret’ clothing line in New York City today, and vindicated what every movie from the 60’s said we would be wearing in 2010. Skin tight jigsaw day-glo stripes and go-go boots. All that’s missing is a fishbowl on their head and a gun that says ZAP in lightning bolt letters when you fire it.

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11.20.2009 chanel iman is a good model

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I wish there were more pictures of Chanel Iman at last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, because this girl really knows how to model. She’s new, but Operation Show Everyone My Perfect Ass was a complete success. That ass is amazing because she’s only like 10 inches in diameter. She must be tight as a drum if you know what I mean. When we have sex, my penis is gonna make up like 20 percent of her. For 3 minutes or so she’ll be classified as Multiracial.

(source = getty images and splash news online)