Channing Tatum Questionable Parenting

Channing Tatum revealed that he takes his three year old daughter to his live stripping show which is based on the Magic Mike franchise. Remarkably he still has custody of his daughter. Aside from the creepy prickly shaved buns and overt homoeroticism being completely... read more

Channing Tatum Vodka Might Be For You

Channing Tatum is launching a vodka brand called Born and Bred. He invented an entire backstory as to why this merely wasn't Grand Teton Distillery paying him to front a vodka that will be remarkably exactly like all their other vodkas but with a crafted Channing Tatum... read more

Channing Tatum's Giant Head Will Be the New Splash Mermaid, This Changes Everything

When Hollywood ran out of ideas and decided to start remaking films from the 80's, everybody complained for a bit about lack of novelty and creativity but eventually shut up and paid for tickets. Now they're remaking the same classic films but with a twist. A male mermaid... read more

Channing Tatum Cops to Rape Culture

If you must ask somebody about the societal problem of sexual assaults against women, might as well grab Channing Tatum during a press tour and force him to speak to the issue. Cosmopolitan live-streamed an interview with Tatum from Cannes where they naturally asked him... read more

We're In For More Magic Mike

The trailer for the upcoming Magic Mike XXL has been released and features a roided Channing Tatum humping a bench grinder and jizzing sparks. The scene is a tribute to the movie Flashdance. Tribute is another word for ripping something off. If you've ever been... read more

National Coming Out Day Came and Went

There's always next year. read more

Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum Might've Made a Really Crappy Space Opera

Warner Bros. has decided to delay the release of Jupiter Ascending from tomorrow until the time we land a man on the real Jupiter. In the $150 million "space opera", Mila Kunis plays a house cleaner named Jupiter Jones who meets a bad ass interplanetary secret service... read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't... read more

Channing Tatum is apparently very handsome

People magazine announced today that Channing Tatum is this years Sexiest Man Alive, then later added, "no, seriously. His perpetually dumbfounded face is hot." And if you were under the impression that Channing Tatum is kinda dumb, they included a delightful story to... read more

Ice Cube Knows What's Really Going on Here

Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan's arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically got outed by Ice Cube who costars with Channing and Jonah... read more

its the first five minutes of 'Haywire'

Steven Soderbergh is an Academy Award winning director, so it was a little surprising to see that his new movie ‘Haywire' is a pure, unrepentant action film. Even more surprising was that, while big stars like Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Antonio Banderas, and Michael... read more

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight according to this story I only read the headline to because I refuse to accept this montone doofus as some sort of actor I'm supposed to care about. From what I could tell by glancing at the pictures though he wasn't in the fight at all... read more