Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

Channing Tatum is apparently very handsome

By brendon November 14, 2012 @ 2:07 PM

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People magazine announced today that Channing Tatum is this years Sexiest Man Alive, then later added, “no, seriously. His perpetually dumbfounded face is hot.” And if you were under the impression that Channing Tatum is kinda dumb, they included a delightful story to confirm that.

“My first thought was, ‘Y’all are messing with me,’” says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. “I told Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our dogs because they’d gotten skunked.”
“She was like, ‘What?’”
“Yeah, she calls me [the Sexiest Man Alive] now,” he adds.

Holy shit. How boring was the rest of the interview if People printed that? Even for an actor, Channing Tatum seems dumb. They could have talked to that gorilla that knows sign language and gotten better quotes.

Ice Cube Knows What’s Really Going on Here

By author March 15, 2012 @ 12:00 PM

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Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan’s arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically got outed by Ice Cube who costars with Channing and Jonah Hill in ’21 Jump Street.’ via People:

White men love bro-mances, man,” costar Ice Cube says with a laugh. “They are very into it. God bless ‘em. Hopefully they’ll be happy together.

Wow. It’s one thing for Ice Cube to insinuate that these two are about to embark on a homosexual life union (which they are, without question), but to toss out a stereotype about all white men based on one quite obviously gay relationship is taking it a little far, no? It wouldn’t be fair if I said all black people love Tyler Perry movies just because all of you love them. That’s racism.

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its the first five minutes of ‘Haywire’

By brendon January 11, 2012 @ 11:41 AM

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Steven Soderbergh is an Academy Award winning director, so it was a little surprising to see that his new movie ‘Haywire’ is a pure, unrepentant action film. Even more surprising was that, while big stars like Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Antonio Banderas, and Michael Fassbender fill out the cast, the star is Gina Carano.

If you don’t know, Gina Carano is not an actor. She’s an MMA fighter, ranked 3rd in the world at one point, with a background in Muay Thai, and who trains with the great Greg Jackson.

Anyway, last night they put the first five minutes of ‘Haywire’ online.

As you can see it was very wise of Soderbergh to have Ginas first scene be with Channing Tatum, because compared to him she looks like Meryl Streep. He’s so dumb looking and wooden, half the time I see him on screen I end up thinking someone paused the movie.

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Channing Tatum was in a bar fight

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:45 AM

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight according to this story I only read the headline to because I refuse to accept this montone doofus as some sort of actor I’m supposed to care about. From what I could tell by glancing at the pictures though he wasn’t in the fight at all and was just near the fight and it was dumb and nothing happened. That would also be an accurate description of ‘GI Joe’.

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Lindsay Lohans big comeback isnt going so well

By brendon August 19, 2011 @ 2:19 PM

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Lindsay Lohan spends a lot of time going to bars and parties and taking trips to New York and surfing these days, basically everything but doing her community service and acting.

But E! says she was at least up for a part in a new Steven Soderbergh movie starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Matthew McConaughey. She would have played a male strippers drunken trouble-making girlfriend. In other words, white trash, the role Lindsay has been training for her whole life!

So why did director Steven Soderbergh pass up Lohan for the role?
“He didn’t want to deal with all that. Nobody wanted to go there.”

Keep in mind that Alex Pettyfer is the guy whose girlfriend broke up with him and then checked into a hotel under a fake name because she was “terrified” of him. Also keep in mind that Channing Tatum cannot fucking act whatsoever, and that Soderbergh directed a movie starring porn star Sasha Grey. You could apparently pick up the phone and hit 10 random numbers and Soderbergh would put whoever answered in a movie, but he drew the line at Lohan. That’s probably not good.

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