Channing Tatum Cops to Rape Culture

If you must ask somebody about the societal problem of sexual assaults against women, might as well grab Channing Tatum during a press tour and force him to speak to the issue. Cosmopolitan live-streamed an interview with Tatum from Cannes where they naturally asked him about Stanford swimmer Brock Turner's light sentence for trying to go Cosby on a passed out girl behind a frat house. Tatum quite impossibly further...read more

We're In For More Magic Mike

The trailer for the upcoming Magic Mike XXL has been released and features a roided Channing Tatum humping a benchgrinder and jizzing sparks. The scene is a tribute to the movie Flashdance. Tribute is another word for ripping something off. If you've ever been criticized for watching porn or going to a strip club then June is your chance to really dig your heals into the ground and end up sleeping on the couch. Women...

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National Coming Out Day Came and Went

There's always next year.

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Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum Might've Made a Really Crappy Space Opera

Warner Bros. has decided to delay the release of Jupiter Ascending from tomorrow until the time we land a man on the real Jupiter. In the $150 million "space opera", Mila Kunis plays a house cleaner named Jupiter Jones who meets a bad ass interplanetary secret service agent played by Channing Tatum and his close-set beady eyes. Channing's sent across the galaxy to protect the Mila from the Queen of the Universe...

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Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old...read more

Channing Tatum is apparently very handsome

People magazine announced today that Channing Tatum is this years Sexiest Man Alive, then later added, "no, seriously. His perpetually dumbfounded face is hot." And if you were under the impression that Channing Tatum is kinda dumb, they included a delightful story to confirm that. "My first thought was, 'Y'all are messing with me,'" says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. "I told Jenna after we'd...

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Ice Cube Knows What's Really Going on Here

Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan's arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically got outed by Ice Cube who costars with Channing and Jonah Hill in '21 Jump Street.' via People: White men love bro-mances, man," costar Ice Cube says with a laugh. "They are very into it. God bless 'em....

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its the first five minutes of 'Haywire'

Steven Soderbergh is an Academy Award winning director, so it was a little surprising to see that his new movie ‘Haywire' is a pure, unrepentant action film. Even more surprising was that, while big stars like Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Antonio Banderas, and Michael Fassbender fill out the cast, the star is Gina Carano. If you don't know, Gina Carano is not an actor. She's an MMA fighter, ranked 3rd in the world...

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Channing Tatum was in a bar fight

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight according to this story I only read the headline to because I refuse to accept this montone doofus as some sort of actor I'm supposed to care about. From what I could tell by glancing at the pictures though he wasn't in the fight at all and was just near the fight and it was dumb and nothing happened. That would also be an accurate description of 'GI Joe'. (tmz)

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Lindsay Lohans big comeback isnt going so well

Lindsay Lohan spends a lot of time going to bars and parties and taking trips to New York and surfing these days, basically everything but doing her community service and acting. But E! says she was at least up for a part in a new Steven Soderbergh movie starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Matthew McConaughey. She would have played a male strippers drunken trouble-making girlfriend. In other words, white...

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jenna dewan looks really good in bikinis

Jenna Dewan and her husband Channing Tatum spent another day on the beach in Italy yesterday, and while Jenna spent most of the day bending over and showing off her hot ass, Channing focused mainly on being a big-titted fatty. As you can see here, he really nailed it. (source = inf daily) [gallery ids="613992,614001,614011,614021,614031,614032,614042,614051,614061,614062,614071,614081,614091"]

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its jenna dewan in a bikini (plus fatty channing tatum)

You could teach a donkey how to scuba dive before Channing Tatum will ever deliver a line in a movie without looking and sounding like he has a concussion, so to see that he's also kinda fat only adds to the baffling mystery of his success. And yet here he is, enjoying life on a beach in Italy with his wife Jenna Dewan and Jeremy Renner, both of whom are too cool to be with this fatty. But in the spirit of finding...

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tuesday afternoon headlines

MARK WAHLBERG - and his wife welcomed their fourth child last night. No one gave a shit the first three times either. (wonderwall) CHANNING TATUM - burned his penis while filming a movie in a river in Scotland. To keep warm, a member of the crew would boil water, dilute it with river water then pour it down his wetsuit. One time they "forgot" to dilute the boiling water and it, "pretty much burned the skin off the...

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