While I support the efforts of scraggly European men to draw devilishly unclever cartoons of Muhammed it might be time to admit some of them are just fucking dicks who’d be keying cars in the parking lot had they not... READ MORE

The post-massacre edition of Charlie Hebdo came out today. It’s Muhammad again being all ironic. Some small number of Western media sources are daring to show the cover and getting lit up on Islamic militant chat boards. Most are... READ MORE

Today I’m laying off France. They pretty swiftly tracked down and shot to death the Muslim terrorists who killed the entire Charlie Hebdo magazine staff on Wednesday for ripping on Muhammad. Also, because they’re dingbats with an eighth century... READ MORE