charlie sheen shaved his head

You may find this hard to believe, but the mustachioed stranger in the picture next to Charlie Sheen is also Charlie Sheen. Relax my friends, there's nothing wrong with your monitor, it was simply Charlie in disguise after he got caught banging some whore at his house. The disguises only weakness was if someone looked at him. Unfortunately for him they did. So the next step would be to shave his head. And so that' more

charlie sheen is a degenerate

Charlie Sheen once bought a $6000 sex doll, dressed it as a cheerleader, paid two hookers to have an orgy with it, then chopped off its hand with a cleaver, wrapped it in a blanket and disposed of it in a dumpster (source). I just want to make sure everyone knows what kind of degenerate weirdo Charlie Sheen is before they hear him claim he wasn't banging a whore in the bed he shares with his wife, but was more

charlie sheen is an idiot

When the police arrived at Charlie Sheens house on Christmas day after he threatened to kill his wife, he admitted that he broke her glasses among other things, but now his lawyers want all that thrown out. And it might work too, as long as they try his case on a TV show about renegade cops. Charlie's lawyers claim ... when officers arrived at his home on Christmas Day, the "Two and a Half Men" star was effectively more

morning headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - were photographed makin out in Paris on the set of her new movie. Perhaps all part of their intricate plan to trick the media into thinking they're still together, which is apparently crucial for some reason that no one has ever bothered to explain. (just jared) BONER - from 'Growing Pains' was last seen in Vancouver 10 days ago, and this morning his dad from 'Star Trek' asked for more

what the hell

It seems impossible that this is a coincidence, but a photographer taking pictures of Charlie Sheens Mercedes', the car that was stolen from his home then driven off Mullholland to crash down to the valley below, found a second car. This one is Bentley, and it's not yet known if anyone is inside or at least was when it crashed. If it is Sheens, and someone is doing this to get back at him for something, someone more

everyone loves charlie sheen

Charlie Sheen was fast asleep early this morning when he received a call from OnStar after the airbags were deployed on one of his cars. He looked outside but didn't see the car. He didn't see the car because he wasn't looking at the bottom of the canyon, which is where whoever took the car put it. It's not clear who was behind all this, but an even better question is when did TV reporters become such pussies. In more

afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT - now that he may be single again, Jennifer Aniston wants him to know she'll take him back. But she won't beg. Unless he wants her too, and then she'll crawl across the floor on her hands and knees, groveling and pleading as if her very life depended on it. (star) JAY LENO - told Oprah that he hasn't spoken to Conan since all the Tonight Show drama began. "I haven't talked to him through all this … it didn' more

brooke mueller is pretty easy going

Just about two weeks ago, Brooke Mueller was on the phone with the cops, crying and begging for her life after her husband Charlie Sheen put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. But time heals all wounds, even puncture wounds, and now she's ready to reunite. People says... Another possible delay in a hearing between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen's lawyers is proving to be quite frustrating. "Brooke more

charlie, you scamp!

I'm sure you remember that Charlie Sheen spent Christmas in jail because his wife said he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, but do you remember back when Kobe Bryant was accused of anally raping a 19-year-old girl? Well Charlie Sheen sure does, with hilarious results! Charie's return to work was greeted with tension that quickly dissolved into laughter. At a table reading for Charlie's hit more

its the 911 call

The 911 call placed by Charlie Sheens wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas day after he choked her and threatened her with a knife has been released, and it's a delightful peek into the life of a Hollywood playboy who has been above the law his entire life. Some of the highlights... 911: Tell me exactly what happened. BROOKE: My husband had me, with a knife and I'm scared for my life and he threatened me. 911: Which more

charlie sheen went after his wife with a knife

Charlie Sheen has been arrested so many times it's hard to keep up, but at least 5 times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes, and credit card fraud. He was not arrested when he shot Kelly Preston in the arm or when he allegedly threatened to kill Denise Richards and their kids or when he maybe killed a hooker. Three days ago he was arrested again for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief more

Charlie knows the truth about 9/11

Charlie Sheen has posted a make-believe transcript from a conversation he did not have with President Obama, in which the star of ‘Scary Movie 3' lays out the "facts" regarding the US governments role in the terrorist attacks of 9/11. The problem is that most of his evidence is laugh-out-loud stupid, and the voices in his head seem to understand that. Even the guy who tells me a simple little pill can make a more


Remember the rumor that Denise Richards used to be a call girl for Heidi Fleiss? That’s not really relevant to anything but still it was pretty cool. Anyway, yesterday some voice mails left by her ex Charlie Sheen magically appeared online. And the guy who once told her to "go cry to your bald mom you fuckin loser" while her mom was receiving chemotherapy is still as charming as ever. He apologized yesterday, but more


Yesterday, sources close to Charlie Sheen leaked to the media that Denise Richards was lying when she said she needed to do a reality TV show for the money, as she was already making over 600,000 a year in child support alone, andcould eventually make as muchas 25 millionthanks to Charlie’s TV show. Well today, Denise decided to take the high road and has officially refused to comment on that story. I’m joking more


The New York Daily News says that Charlie Sheen once paid 6,000 dollars to purchase a Real Doll, an anatomically correct sex doll, this one dressed like a cheerleader. From there though, the story gets a little weird. But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader."They couldn't stop laughing at him," says more