Charlie Sheen just shut down Two and a Half Men

The good thing about cocaine is that it gives you lots of energy. The bad thing is that it's energy to do stuff like this. "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).  He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being... read more

Charlie Sheen got high and called Alex Jones today

If you've never heard what someone sounds like after they've done enough coke to blow up the sun, you will now because Charlie Sheen was on the Alex Jones Show today, and he spent 18 exhausting minutes calling the creator and producer of Two And A Half Men a loser and a... read more

Brooke Mueller is a cool wife

I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts. Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future ex wife of... read more

Brooke Mueller is moving back in with Charlie Sheen

Back in December, Charlie Sheen and his wife Broke Mueller rented a little house to spend Christmas skiing in Aspen. Then some stuff happened, and Charlie put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. After that they filed for divorce, he kidnapped some... read more

afternoon headlines

KACEY JORDAN - is the porn star who won't stop talking about her time with Charlie Sheen, and now she even says she had an abortion last Thursday that could have been his. Or it could have been from a different celebrity the week before. She doesn't really sweat the... read more

Charlie Sheen called the Dan Patrick Show

Charlie Sheen called the Dan Patrick Show today, presumably to let everyone know that he was clean and sober and in a great frame of mind, but really he just sounded like a complete drunken ass. When asked why his voice was sore, Sheen explained that he went to the set... read more

does Charlie Sheen have a sex tape? gee what do you think.

Last week it was reported that Charlie Sheen wanted to buy a house and then fill it with porn stars. A harem, in other words. Of sex slaves. And also "co-stars", as it turns out. The Huffington Post says... Sheen's madam, who goes by the name of Felony, (said) he was... read more

Charlie Sheen will be back to work this month

Last Friday Charlie Sheen was asked about his drug addiction and he said, "I'm fine, people don't seem to get it", and yesterday he said all the rumors, presumably about his drug habit, "are crap", so very obviously he isn't doing any sort of rehab while at home. And so... read more

morning headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. "She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter's life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla's life. She was very aggravated." Christ calm... read more

Charlie Sheens mom is the product of a rape

(NOTE: I should probably write TYLER EXCLUSIVE in all caps across the headline, because thats what this is, but it makes me look needy.) The reason Charlie Sheen continues to get work in Hollywood despite a 20 year crime spree is because he's apparently very likable in... read more

Martin Sheen wants a conservatorship over Charlie

Just to be clear, Charlie Sheen is not some adorable scamp, he's a piece of shit with a long history of violence against women, but if he wants to get high and apologize to prostitutes all day, by all means go for it. As long as he doesn't... - Shoot the girl, like he... read more

afternoon headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will be doing rehab, ahem, from his house. Because he doesn't want any embarrassing details coming out about his private life. Remember this as you read the very next sentence. (tmz) KACEY JORDAN - has yet another new interview talking about sex with... read more