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morning headlines

February 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality... READ MORE

Charlie Sheens mom is the product of a rape

February 3, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

(NOTE: I should probably write TYLER EXCLUSIVE in all caps across the headline, because thats what this is, but it makes me look needy.) The reason Charlie Sheen continues to get work in Hollywood despite a 20 year crime... READ MORE

Martin Sheen wants a conservatorship over Charlie

February 2, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just to be clear, Charlie Sheen is not some adorable scamp, he’s a piece of shit with a long history of violence against women, but if he wants to get high and apologize to prostitutes all day, by all... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

February 1, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

CHARLIE SHEEN – will be doing rehab, ahem, from his house. Because he doesn’t want any embarrassing details coming out about his private life. Remember this as you read the very next sentence. (tmz) KACEY JORDAN – has yet... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen could cost Warner Brothers $250,000,000

February 1, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen will reportedly be in rehab for the next three months (note: never gonna happen) which would mean the 8 remaining episodes of this seasons Two and a Half Men won’t get made, which could cost Warner Brothers... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen enters rehab, Two and a Half Men on hiatus

January 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The official story is still that Charlie Sheen was only in a hospital yesterday because of a hernia he got from laughing too hard, and yet, today he “voluntarily” entered an undisclosed rehab, and his CBS show Two and... READ MORE

like nothing ever happened

January 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Denise Richards, Martin Sheen, and Dr. Drew are all trying to get Charlie Sheen into drug rehab, but his body can apparently take it, his employer lets him do whatever he wants, and it’s not like the pussies in... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen was in the hospital for laughing too hard

January 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is an asshole who beats up women, and that’s why I had my fingers crossed that he would die yesterday, but he didn’t, and now we’re gonna have to listen to a bunch of insultingly condescending explanations... READ MORE

Sheen had a briefcase full of coke and Melanie Rios

January 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So if Charlie Sheen does die today (and honestly if he does who cares) at least he’ll have gone out nailing one of the hottest girls in porn, if not all of Hollywood, in Melanie Rios. According to radar,... READ MORE

“It’s officially 24 hours of drinking! hehe.”

January 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I personally think Charlie Sheen is an asshole, but maybe he’s actually really cool. Maybe it’s cool that he shot Kelly Preston in the arm back when they were engaged. And that his girlfriend Chloe Jones died suspiciously (source).... READ MORE

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