Charlie Sheen has been arrested so many times it’s hard to keep up, but at least 5 times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes, and credit card fraud. He was not arrested when he shot Kelly Preston in the arm or when he allegedly threatened to kill Denise Richards and their kids or when he maybe killed a hooker.
Three days ago he was arrested again for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief after he choked his wife and now it’s being reported he threatened her with a knife.
As we exclusively reported Saturday, a source close to Charlie Sheen’s Christmas day scuffle in Colorado revealed that a “weapon of some sort,” had been involved. Now the same source tells E! News the weapon present in Sheen’s domestic dispute, and the cause of his felony menacing charges, was a knife.
During the reported domestic dispute between Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller, the Two and a Half Men star allegedly threatened his better half with a knife in the living room of her Aspen rental home.
This sucks for her but Charlie Sheen is a violent, drug addicted piece of shit and always has been. Of course he tried to kill her. If I owned a health insurance company, that’s one thing I’d look for. Do you smoke, do you drink, and are you married to Charlie Sheen? If you answered yes to any of those, fuck you. What am I, made out of money.
Charlie Sheen has posted a make-believe transcript from a conversation he did not have with President Obama, in which the star of ‘Scary Movie 3’ lays out the “facts” regarding the US governments role in the terrorist attacks of 9/11.
The problem is that most of his evidence is laugh-out-loud stupid, and the voices in his head seem to understand that. Even the guy who tells me a simple little pill can make a certain part of my male anatomy larger has more evidence to support his claims, and that’s the dumbest god damn thing I’ve ever heard.
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Remember the rumor that Denise Richards used to be a call girl for Heidi Fleiss? That’s not really relevant to anything but still it was pretty cool. Anyway, yesterday some voice mails left by her ex Charlie Sheen magically appeared online. And the guy who once told her to "go cry to your bald mom you fuckin loser" while her mom was receiving chemotherapy is still as charming as ever. He apologized yesterday, but on the voice mail he said…
"Yeah, I just got your other email and I’m a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a fucking liar. Okay? You're a fucking liar. So, you know what it's like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright, so fuck you."
Well at least he hasn’t burned any bridges. I still think these two can work it out.
Yesterday, sources close to Charlie Sheen leaked to the media that Denise Richards was lying when she said she needed to do a reality TV show for the money, as she was already making over 600,000 a year in child support alone, and could eventually make as much as 25 million thanks to Charlie’s TV show. Well today, Denise decided to take the high road and has officially refused to comment on that story. I’m joking of course.
Sheen branded her a liar and claimed she sent his fiancee, Brooke Mueller, an e-mail asking him for his sperm so she could have another kid.
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."
"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”
I don't know. Maybe it's because I’m such a hopeless romantic, but I get the feeling these two can still work it out. At least they haven't done anything that would burn any bridges.
The New York Daily News says that Charlie Sheen once paid 6,000 dollars to purchase a Real Doll, an anatomically correct sex doll, this one dressed like a cheerleader. From there though, the story gets a little weird.
But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.
"They couldn't stop laughing at him," says the snitch. "Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."
I'm pretty sure if I was stopped by the cops and I had a body wrapped in a blanket, I would rather it be a real little kid with no head than a one handed sex doll covered in semen and stab wounds. You probably don't have to be Freud to guess that a dude who fucks a mannequin and then chops off it's hands might have some issues with women. Although, to be fair, a lot of time you pay thousands of dollars for these dolls, and when they get there, only then does the doll tell you they're gay. At least that's what mine did.
Denise Richards filed documents last week in her ongoing divorce from Charlie Sheen, and included several emails she claims were written to her by Sheen. So naturally Page Six printed them. Oh, and they’re just adorable, like a sonnet from olden days:
"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig."
"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved."
"go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser."
Keep in mind that Richards mom is bald because she has cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy. So, awesome, right. Richards also included pictures of Sheens erect penis, which she says he used for his profile on sex sites. She says he emailed this to approximately 30 women while using the screen name "mrjonze55". But possibly most shocking is the allegation that Sheen also visited gay porn sites, "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," Richards wrote.
Wow. What a sexy trial this is gonna be. Sheen doesn’t seem to care what he’s fucking. If a reindeer gave good head he’d drop his pants and grab a handful of antler.
