Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

November 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn’t disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life... READ MORE

When the Least Sympathetic Guy Gets the Most Sympathetic Disease

November 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After decades of massively funded public relations campaigns, HIV and The AIDS are the world’s most sympathetic communicable disease. Getting The AIDS is socially akin to running into a burning house to save a child. Only, you’re running into... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

November 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool  then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor... READ MORE

Scottine Sheen Burns Photos Of Charlie Sheen (VIDEO)

October 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

VIDEO HERE ON RADAR Charlie Sheen’s porn star fiancee of 2014 erupted in a backyard conflagration of his and her photos and all the sweet notes and death threats he sent her while tweaking during their six month romance.... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Kills Father’s Day

June 22, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Proving all you need is a dick and drugs to make babies, Charlie Sheen is a dad several times over. For the holidays, Sheen likes to get especially tweaked and create reminders to his future father-less offspring of how conflicting... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Winning Less

June 10, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Paramedics were called to Charlie Sheen’s coke compound at eleven at night because he was suffering from food poisoning. Drink some Gatorade and if you call us back we’re writing you a ticket. Whoever called didn’t dial 911, but... READ MORE

John Mayer Sit Down

May 22, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It’s unclear why he... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Follows Politics

March 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen thought it was weird that Obama has time to go on ESPN and fill out his March Madness bracket because it is. Best case scenario Obama is full of shit and acting over confident. God forbid he actually knows... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Making Death Threats Again

March 11, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is apparently unhappy the Two and a Half Men finale dissed him by having a piano fall on creator Chuck Lorre while he yelled “Winning!” because Sheen is super mature and that show was a testament to... READ MORE

Two And A Half Men Finally Done

February 25, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The cultural abomination Two and a Half Men is over after twelve painful seasons. Fans of the show had hoped Charlie Sheen would return for the finale and also that they’d be allowed some extra warm milk tonight. Sheen’s... READ MORE