Charlie Sheen Threatened Ashton Kutcher

Despite the fact that he's collecting paycheck after paycheck on his own terrible show, Charlie Sheen is apparently still pissed off and bitter that Two and a Half Men moved on without him. Meanwhile, most of us are still pissed off and bitter that it ever existed in the first place. On Wednesday, Charlie Tweeted at Ashton Kutcher to "quit barfing on my old brilliant show," which caused Ashton to respond to him on...read more

Charlie Sheen May Be Married, Again

Charlie Sheen claims that he married his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi but he may be lying. It all started when the former star of Hot Shots: Part Deux and that shitty Two and A Half Men show Tweeted a photo of him and Rossi visiting a famous mansion in Reykjavik, Iceland. It was there that Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev had one of their old guy cold war chats. So, naturally this would be the place where the...read more

Charlie Sheen Not So Subtly Threatens Denise Richards

Denise Richards has angered the Warlock, Charlie Sheen, into cutting up a wedding souvenir baseball bat with a bayonet. It seems that the tiger-blooded star of such classic films as Hot Shots: Part Deuxand You Can't Arrest Me, I'm Made of Fuck You Money is mad at his ex-wife for not inviting him along on the family Christmas trip with their kids Lola and Sam. Pretty shitty, I guess. I'm not entirely sure I'd want...read more

Brett Rossi is the Former Porn Star that Stole Charlie Sheen's Heart

Charlie Sheen's days of nailing everything with two feet may be numbered, because the 48-year old actor who looks like he's at least 60 claims that his current girlfriend, former porn star Brett Rossi, is the love of his life. Charlie recently put on a hell of a sickening public display with Brett for everyone with a camera to conveniently witness, but while he's busy accusing his former porn star girlfriends of...read more

Charlie Sheen Can't Believe Porn Stars Used Him

While Charlie Sheen is taking a break from fighting with the Los Angeles child custody people by hanging out with his latest porn star girlfriend, Brett Rossi, in Cabo, he dropped a note to TMZ that explains how he felt when he discovered that his last trio of "Charlie's Angels" porn stars (Celeste Star, Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan) was apparently just using him for his money, as they ran up the bills on his credit...read more

Charlie Sheen Takes Break from Custody Battle to Go to Cabo with Porn Star (VIDEO)

There's really no better way to show the courts that you're a fit parent than to spend the Thanksgiving holiday banging a porn star in your Cabo hotel room. It screams good daddy. I guess you could make it worse by Tweeting all about it like Charlie Sheen did, reminding people that while his TV shows and children may be taken away from him, they'll never get his money or his coke or his Brazzers pussy. I think...read more

Charlie Sheen is Thankful for this Woman

Charlie Sheen might be 48-years old, but he still manages his Twitter account like a teenage girl, as he took a break from his Thanksgiving festivities to Tweet a picture of him and his new lady friend. While he didn't reveal the name of this new goddess, who I'm sure loves him for him and not for all of the money that he earns from Anger Management and syndicated episodes of Two and a Half Men, he did include a very...read more

Charlie Sheen is Now Less of a Terrible Dad

Now that Denise Richards has given up custody of Charlie Sheen's twin sons, Bob and Max, because of her claims that they were beating the crap out of her daughter, the actor has realized that he has to actually not be a dick and follow the procedures of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services like everyone else, or he won't get to see his kids again. According to Radar, since Brooke Mueller's...read more

Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn't be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie's twin boys by way of convicted drug fiend Brooke Mueller earlier this year when both bio parents were deemed unfit by the County. Now Denise Richards is surrendering custody of the...read more

Charlie Sheen Finally Graduated High School (VIDEO)

Charlie Sheen lives in a mansion with several decent-looking female porn stars that he rotates in and out as he sees fit, while he collects paychecks on a 100-episode deal for Anger Management, despite the fact that he never even deserved it in the first place after his hilariously shameless public meltdown that included rants against his ex-showrunner and a standup comedy tour that proved he's not funny. He's...read more

Charlie Sheen Thinks That He Looks 28

After of a brief period of semi-normalcy, during which Charlie Sheen seemed to be the most grounded and sane person in his life (at least compared to Brooke Mueller), the actor jumped back on the porn wagon by allowing a new team of porn star "Angels" to move in with him. While Capri Anderson was nowhere to be seen, Charlie celebrated his upcoming 48th birthday with Celeste Star, Jana Jordan and Jayme "Motherfucking"...read more

Charlie Sheen's Porn Star "Angels" Are Back

Charlie Sheen kind of announced the reformation of his Angels pussy posse. Who wasn't excited a couple years back by the first incarnation of simple-brained porn stars living in Charlie's mansion, tracking high heel shoe prints through the perma-layer of cocaine dust along the floor. It was even more amusing when they all turned on Charlie in the media, spilling out all of his deviant secrets. The thing about hookers...read more

Charlie Sheen Is Living With Two Porn Stars Again

The last time that Anger Management star Charlie Sheen lived with multiple porn stars, he was fired from his hit TV show before taking his ridiculous personal meltdown on an American comedy tour so people could laugh at him for trying to be funny. Will that be the case again now that two new porn stars have moved in with Sheen? Probably. Actors don't ever learn shit. According to Radar Online, Sheen's newest...read more

Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

Back in May, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie's other ex-wife, Denise Richards, was granted custody of the kids, despite having no relation to them, because Charlie is apparently still too much of a risk to be an...read more

Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham

Just like Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Madonna and all of the other hugely successful female celebrities that she aspires to be like, Farrah Abraham spent the evening judging a pole dancing competition. And that's not even the tip of the iceberg for her meteoric expectations, because now she has her heart set on the greatest of all career moves – a guest role on Anger Management. According to TMZ, Farrah recently sent...read more