Charlie Sheen Slams Kim Kardashian, Why Not

Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant while sober people were sleeping about an at best second hand story regardingKim Kardashian. It centered around herreportedly denying a six year old girl an autograph. This is according to his friend C Thomas Howell who nobody knew... read more

Charlie Sheen Allowed Around Children

Charlie Sheen and his ex procreation and crack smoking partner Brooke Mueller have agreed on a custody arrangement of their troubled twin sons. Sheen will be allowed monitored visits as he flop sweats through two hours of sobriety while a social worker plays frisbee with... read more

Dumped Charlie Sheen Fiancee Tries to Off Herself! I Don't Know, Maybe

According to reports, the porn star Charlie Sheen dumped before a scheduled marriage this month was rushed to the hospital over the weekend to have her stomach pumped following an overdose. It's unclear what Brett Rossi overdosed on. Leading speculation is either kale... read more

Charlie Sheen Is Lawsuit Prone

Charlie Sheen is being sued by a dental assistant who he maybe grabbed her tits and told her he was going to fucking kill her. She says Sheen was high on crack, which he says is ridiculous because crack is such a catchall term used by laymen who don't understand the... read more

Charlie Sheen Probably Not Sober

Charlie Sheen admits he freaked out at his dentist office and flailed his arms around knocking over a bunch of shit, but says he was totally sober. Accept for an untold molehill of prescription meds he was taking for a supposed shoulder injury, but those drugs don't... read more

Charlie Sheen Has an Inkling

Charlie Sheen wants to return to Two And A Half Men as his former character who was killed off after Sheen left the show due to cocaine and later on, even more cocaine. Before being fired, Sheen blasted the show as being contrite and dull, which led the producers to hire... read more

Charlie Sheen Sold Denise Richards' Home

Charlie Sheen's pursuit of his ex-wife's unhappiness has jumped from threatening on Twitter to have her child support payments reduced to sending his lawyers in with boxes and a moving truck. According to Radar, Charlie and Brett Rossi want Denise Richards out of their... read more

Rihanna And Charlie Sheen Aren't Friends

Charlie Sheen still believes that he's one of the most important people in the world, so if he walks into a restaurant and sees another celebrity that his fiancée, Brett Rossi, wants to meet, that celebrity better fucking comply, or else he will let them feel his wrath.... read more

Charlie Sheen's Next Wife Is Still Married to Somebody Else

Porn stars can be the most forgetful people. If it weren't for their helpful cadre of drug-supplying personal assistants, they'd walk right outside with men still inside of them. You can't blame Brett Rossi for forgetting that she was still married to some other dude... read more

Brett Rossi To Be The Next Future Ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen

Dragon-blooded warlock Charlie Sheen is now officially engaged to his professionally gang-banged girlfriend, Brett Rossi. The Hot Shots: Part Deuxstar flew Rossi on a private jet to Hawaii to pop the question. The two have been mutually squeezing Charlie's penis pump for... read more

Charlie Sheen Threatened Ashton Kutcher

Despite the fact that he's collecting paycheck after paycheck on his own terrible show, Charlie Sheen is apparently still pissed off and bitter that Two and a Half Men moved on without him. Meanwhile, most of us are still pissed off and bitter that it ever existed in the... read more

Charlie Sheen May Be Married, Again

Charlie Sheen claims that he married his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi but he may be lying. It all started when the former star of Hot Shots: Part Deux and that shitty Two and A Half Men show Tweeted a photo of him and Rossi visiting a famous mansion in Reykjavik,... read more