Charlie Sheen says he deserved to get fired

Charlie Sheen went on the Tonight Show to talk with Jay Leno, and not just because Leno is the one person with worse jokes than Sheen, but also to admit that CBS was right to fire him when they did because he was acting like an asshole. Sheen wasasked if he was still angry towards CBS and the Two And A Half Men producers over the sacking. "No, no. I would have fired my ass, too." As for his media blitz last spring, "I...

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the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

If you don't know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held this weekend, and for some reason Charlie Sheen was there to introduce some of the acts. Sheen probably assumed he was safe because he actually asked...

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Charlie Sheens is dead and buried (on 'Men')

At any point during it's first 8 seasons, I could have described ‘Two And A Half Men' as being about as funny as a funeral. And now that's literally true, since that's how they're going to explain replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher. Deadline says... Charlie Sheen's character Charlie Harper is indeed dead and the season premiere will feature his funeral. Charlie's girlfriends will come back for the occasion,...

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Sarah Hyland is gonna kill Charlie Sheen

Sarah Hyland was on back on the set of 'Modern Family' yesterday, and if Charlie Sheen is still stalking her like he was, I hope for her sake he doesn't see these pictures. Because she still looks 12 (even though she's 20) and now she's dressed like a cheerleader. They should replace her regular security with big mean armor plated bears just in case. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="7641"]

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Thursday headlines, with sex tapes and lawsuits

MARILYN MONROE - allegedly is the star of a newly discovered 8mm film showing her having sex when she was 20. The owner is trying to sell it, though hopefully this is just a police sting to identify guys who want to watch a girl who's been dead for 50 years have sex. (cbs) SNOOKI AND MIKE TYSON - are 2 of the names being mentioned to face off on 'Dancing With The Stars'. And hopefully in an assault trial after that....read more

Charlie Sheen has a new TV show (not really, btw)

Hollywood is apparently under the impression that 'Anger Management', Adam Sandlers 6th most popular movie that was released 8 years ago, has been begging to be turned into a TV show. And so that's what they're gonna do, and as Charlie Sheens can't-miss comeback project no less! Entertainment Tonight declares... "It's official. Charlie Sheen is returning to sitcom TV." Except that he's not. All he's doing is filming a...

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Charlie Sheen did steroids for Major League

During a simple enough "where are they now" article for Sports Illustrated about the 1989 baseball comedy ‘Major League', Charlie Sheen admitted to doing steroids to play a pitcher with a devastating fastball. Because that's what fastball pitchers look like. They're mountains of pure muscle. "Let's just say that I was enhancing my performance a little bit. It was the only time I ever did steroids. I did them for like...

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Charlie Sheen is single

Good news if you're an average looking young girl who can endure the pathetic rambling of a brain damaged drug addict and lick his old grey balls in exchange for publicity, because Charlie Sheen is 100 percent single again. Charlie Sheen's remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, moved out of Sheen's pad last week. But the model didn't get to keep her fifteen minutes of fame and her sweet ride ... (he) demanded that Kenly...

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Charlie Sheen borrowed $10M from Warner Bros. last year

Back in March it was reported that Charlie Sheen was essentially broke, which seemed impossible because, in 8 seasons, he filmed 177 episodes of 'Two And A Half Men'. The first year he made $160,000 a week. $3.84 million for the year. After that he was paid $850,000 for each of the next 137 episodes. That's a total of $116,450,000. Last year he got a raise paying a total of around $2 million a week, or $32 million for...

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Charlie Sheen is "destroyed" to lose Two And A Half Men

It should probably go without saying that if you go on TV with two prostitutes and explain in great detail about how much you love drugs and call your boss a "pussy punk" and "piece of shit" among other things, and cost your employer $250 million, that might burn a few bridges at work. But apparently it's news to Charlie Sheen, because he's been waiting all this time for CBS to invite him back to 'Two And A Half Men',...

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Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher taking his job

Like everyone else, I naturally assumed Charlie Sheen would take the news that he was replaced on 'Two And A Half Men' by Ashton Kutcher with a quiet dignity. But, as it turns out, he was a smug, condescending dickhead about it. Huh. That's really surprising. Charlie tells TMZ, "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!" Charlie continues, taking a shot at the show, saying,...

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CBS will replace Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher

It's just a few days until CBS hosts their upfront (when networks basically stage a huge convention and party and present next seasons shows to advertisers so they buy commercial space now, hence the term "upfront") so it's pretty important that they have a cast in place for the highest rated comedy on television, 'Two And A Half Men'. Which is the only reason I can think of for them to settle on Ashton Kutcher to...

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Charlie Sheen got dumped by Bree Olson

If there's one thing I know about porn stars, it's that they're perfect girlfriend material. Steady as a rock, they are. So I was surprised when pictures of Charlie Sheen on his Torpedo of Truth tour last week only showed him with one goddess, only one of his two girlfriends, and zero hot ones. Where was Bree Olson? That was rhetorical, by the way. She went home, and she went on twitter. "It feels SO GOOD to be home!...

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Charlie Sheen is still a boring old drunk

Charlie Sheen still has another 9 tour dates planned for his Torpedo of Truth tour, and if there's a city on there that wants to hear a bitter washed up drunk sit still and mumble, he should be all set. Last night he was on stage in DC, while everyone else was in the parking lot on the way home. The Washington Post says the, "crowd quaked with catcalls whenever Sheen wasn't talking about doing drugs or manhandling...

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Charlie Sheen lost big in court today

It might seem weird for a judge in a custody case to decide that a mother who is in drug rehab because she relapsed last week is still a fit parent, but in this case the father is Charlie Sheen. And he came to court with a prostitute. "Fit parent" is a relative term. Radar says... Sheen lost his fight against his estranged wife Brooke Mueller for full custody of their two-year-old twin sons, Max and Bob. According to...

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