Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham

Just like Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Madonna and all of the other hugely successful female celebrities that she aspires to be like, Farrah Abraham spent the evening judging a pole dancing competition. And that's not even the tip of the iceberg for her meteoric... read more

Charlie Sheen Remembers That He's Not White

Charlie Sheen will be billed by his birth name of Carlos Estevez in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming Machete Kills. It seems that he suddenly remembered that part of his tiger/wizard/dragon blood is Latino. His dad Martin Sheen changed his own name fromRamón Antonio Gerardo... read more

Crystal Hefner Is An American Hero

Charlie Sheen was scheduled to be the celebrity host of this past Saturday's Memorial Day Weekend Salute pool party at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club in Las Vegas, and of course he bailed on that. Maybe he was caught up in filming a scene for a movie or his show, or... read more

Charlie Sheen Talked About Lindsay Lohan With Jay Leno (VIDEO)

Charlie Sheen was on The Tonight Show on Wednesday to promote his new film, Scary Movie 5, in theaters today, and the conversation quickly turned to his strange friendship with Lindsay Lohan. Sheen helped Lohan out last year by loaning her six figures to pay her back... read more

Lindsay borrowed this $1750 dress, immediately destroyed it

If your grandmother were here she would say, "no good deed goes unpunished", because Lindsay Lohan was all over town last week, desperate to borrow a fancy dress for the amFAR gala, and was only successful when Charlie Sheen arranged for celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch... read more

Presidents Day headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will pay the $10,000 needed to buy a golden retriever specially trained to turn on lights, pick up objects, and other everyday situations, for a 15-year-old girl (that he has never met) who was crippled in an accident. In a related story, I waved someone... read more

the 'Two and a Half Men' kid says not to watch 'Two and a Half Men'

Angus Jones, the little kid from 'Two and a Half Men', tells something called Voice of Prophecy that the only half man we should have in our lives is our lord and savior Jesus Christ (that works better if you pretend he was sawed in half instead of crucified). "If you... read more

Lindsay is still an unprofessional pain in the ass

Lindsay Lohan was hired to do a scene making fun of her legal and professional issues in a brief cameo with Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5' (spoiler alert) , and so far, that's going just like everything else Lindsay has ever been hired for. "Lindsay missed every... read more

Charlie Sheen has pledged at least $1 million to the USO

Though he could have selfishly spent it on more teen prostitutes and stylish hats, Charlie Sheen has pledged to donate 1% of the profits from his FX show "Anger Management", or a minimum of $1 million, to the USO. The NY Daily News says... The funds have been earmarked... read more

Charlie Sheen has magic in his fingertips

During Charlie Sheens meltdown last year, the most frequent target of his public abuse was Chuck Lorre, the creator of ‘Two And A Half Men'. Basically, Sheen thought Lorre was an idiot and that the show would be better if everyone would just listen to him. He said, "I'm... read more

Charlie Sheen wants to retire, has a show premiering tonight

Charlie Sheens new show ‘Anger Management' must be amazing because it premieres tonight on FX right after ‘Louie', which is the best show of any kind on television (except maybe 'Sherlock'). FX paired these together, and the one with the funniest man on earth is the... read more

Charlie Sheen's Sobriety Seems Like a Blast

Here's a completely shit-faced Charlie Sheen after a Guns N' Roses concert Friday night in LA. In case you somehow managed to miss his infamous public meltdown and subsequent bullshit claim of sobriety, we've come full cirlce. While I'm not stupid enough to have any... read more