did Amy Schumer go to far?

Last night Comedy Central aired their roast of Charlie Sheen, and even for a roast one joke in particular seemed to get people upset when Amy Schumer made a joke to Steve O about Ryan Dunn. But here's the thing; fuck Ryan Dunn. It's not like he was torn out of his house... read more

Charlie Sheen says he deserved to get fired

Charlie Sheen went on the Tonight Show to talk with Jay Leno, and not just because Leno is the one person with worse jokes than Sheen, but also to admit that CBS was right to fire him when they did because he was acting like an asshole. Sheen wasasked if he was still... read more

the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

If you don't know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held... read more

Charlie Sheens is dead and buried (on 'Men')

At any point during it's first 8 seasons, I could have described ‘Two And A Half Men' as being about as funny as a funeral. And now that's literally true, since that's how they're going to explain replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher. Deadline says... Charlie... read more

Sarah Hyland is gonna kill Charlie Sheen

Sarah Hyland was on back on the set of 'Modern Family' yesterday, and if Charlie Sheen is still stalking her like he was, I hope for her sake he doesn't see these pictures. Because she still looks 12 (even though she's 20) and now she's dressed like a cheerleader. They... read more

Thursday headlines, with sex tapes and lawsuits

MARILYN MONROE - allegedly is the star of a newly discovered 8mm film showing her having sex when she was 20. The owner is trying to sell it, though hopefully this is just a police sting to identify guys who want to watch a girl who's been dead for 50 years have sex. (... read more

Charlie Sheen has a new TV show (not really, btw)

Hollywood is apparently under the impression that 'Anger Management', Adam Sandlers 6th most popular movie that was released 8 years ago, has been begging to be turned into a TV show. And so that's what they're gonna do, and as Charlie Sheens can't-miss comeback project... read more

Charlie Sheen did steroids for Major League

During a simple enough "where are they now" article for Sports Illustrated about the 1989 baseball comedy ‘Major League', Charlie Sheen admitted to doing steroids to play a pitcher with a devastating fastball. Because that's what fastball pitchers look like. They're... read more

Charlie Sheen is single

Good news if you're an average looking young girl who can endure the pathetic rambling of a brain damaged drug addict and lick his old grey balls in exchange for publicity, because Charlie Sheen is 100 percent single again. Charlie Sheen's remaining goddess, Natalie... read more

Charlie Sheen borrowed $10M from Warner Bros. last year

Back in March it was reported that Charlie Sheen was essentially broke, which seemed impossible because, in 8 seasons, he filmed 177 episodes of 'Two And A Half Men'. The first year he made $160,000 a week. $3.84 million for the year. After that he was paid $850,000 for... read more

Charlie Sheen is "destroyed" to lose Two And A Half Men

It should probably go without saying that if you go on TV with two prostitutes and explain in great detail about how much you love drugs and call your boss a "pussy punk" and "piece of shit" among other things, and cost your employer $250 million, that might burn a few... read more

Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher taking his job

Like everyone else, I naturally assumed Charlie Sheen would take the news that he was replaced on 'Two And A Half Men' by Ashton Kutcher with a quiet dignity. But, as it turns out, he was a smug, condescending dickhead about it. Huh. That's really surprising. Charlie... read more