Charlie Sheen tweeted his phone number

It's not surprising that Charlie Sheen got a little too excited at the prospect of meeting up with a teenager he saw on TV and tweeted his cell number to the public instead of through a DM. What is surprising is that the teenager was a boy. Named Justin Bieber. The Daily... read more

Charlie Sheens TV show will be on FX

Considering how fantastically insane Charlie Sheen was just a few months ago, it would be ridiculous to think that he just sort of magically healed overnight and pretend all that other stuff never happened and then go into business with him. But Hollywood is dumb like... read more

boring Ashton Kutcher > insane Charlie Sheen

For the most part, working in Hollywood is just like working anywhere else. All people really want is to go to work, do their job the best they can, and then go home. Which is why it should come as no surprise that the crew of 'Two And A Half Men' prefer working with... read more

did Amy Schumer go to far?

Last night Comedy Central aired their roast of Charlie Sheen, and even for a roast one joke in particular seemed to get people upset when Amy Schumer made a joke to Steve O about Ryan Dunn. But here's the thing; fuck Ryan Dunn. It's not like he was torn out of his house... read more

Charlie Sheen says he deserved to get fired

Charlie Sheen went on the Tonight Show to talk with Jay Leno, and not just because Leno is the one person with worse jokes than Sheen, but also to admit that CBS was right to fire him when they did because he was acting like an asshole. Sheen wasasked if he was still... read more

the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

If you don't know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held... read more

Charlie Sheens is dead and buried (on 'Men')

At any point during it's first 8 seasons, I could have described ‘Two And A Half Men' as being about as funny as a funeral. And now that's literally true, since that's how they're going to explain replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher. Deadline says... Charlie... read more

Sarah Hyland is gonna kill Charlie Sheen

Sarah Hyland was on back on the set of 'Modern Family' yesterday, and if Charlie Sheen is still stalking her like he was, I hope for her sake he doesn't see these pictures. Because she still looks 12 (even though she's 20) and now she's dressed like a cheerleader. They... read more

Thursday headlines, with sex tapes and lawsuits

MARILYN MONROE - allegedly is the star of a newly discovered 8mm film showing her having sex when she was 20. The owner is trying to sell it, though hopefully this is just a police sting to identify guys who want to watch a girl who's been dead for 50 years have sex. (... read more

Charlie Sheen has a new TV show (not really, btw)

Hollywood is apparently under the impression that 'Anger Management', Adam Sandlers 6th most popular movie that was released 8 years ago, has been begging to be turned into a TV show. And so that's what they're gonna do, and as Charlie Sheens can't-miss comeback project... read more

Charlie Sheen did steroids for Major League

During a simple enough "where are they now" article for Sports Illustrated about the 1989 baseball comedy ‘Major League', Charlie Sheen admitted to doing steroids to play a pitcher with a devastating fastball. Because that's what fastball pitchers look like. They're... read more

Charlie Sheen is single

Good news if you're an average looking young girl who can endure the pathetic rambling of a brain damaged drug addict and lick his old grey balls in exchange for publicity, because Charlie Sheen is 100 percent single again. Charlie Sheen's remaining goddess, Natalie... read more