By Travis September 12, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Charlie Sheen lives in a mansion with several decent-looking female porn stars that he rotates in and out as he sees fit, while he collects paychecks on a 100-episode deal for Anger Management, despite the fact that he never even deserved it in the first place after his hilariously shameless public meltdown that included rants against his ex-showrunner and a standup comedy tour that proved he’s not funny. He’s basically living the American Dream.
It also shouldn’t really surprise anyone that on top of that, he never even graduated high school, but Jay Leno finally took care of that on the Tonight Show, so the guy who shouldn’t even be working in Hollywood is now at least qualified to work at McDonald’s.
By Travis September 02, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
After of a brief period of semi-normalcy, during which Charlie Sheen seemed to be the most grounded and sane person in his life (at least compared to Brooke Mueller), the actor jumped back on the porn wagon by allowing a new team of porn star “Angels” to move in with him. While Capri Anderson was nowhere to be seen, Charlie celebrated his upcoming 48th birthday with Celeste Star, Jana Jordan and Jayme “Motherfucking” Langford and then tweeted the above photo with the declaration that he looks 28.
Look, it’s hard to fault the guy who was brilliant enough to somehow turn the mostly unfunny and unoriginal Anger Management into a $150 million payday, but he looks 28 like Lindsay Lohan looks 27.
By Lex August 07, 2013 @ 3:28 PM
Charlie Sheen kind of announced the reformation of his Angels pussy posse. Who wasn’t excited a couple years back by the first incarnation of simple-brained porn stars living in Charlie’s mansion, tracking high heel shoe prints through the perma-layer of cocaine dust along the floor. It was even more amusing when they all turned on Charlie in the media, spilling out all of his deviant secrets. The thing about hookers and porn stars, they’re great, but you don’t invite them into your home. Then the devil owns you.
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By Travis August 06, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
The last time that Anger Management star Charlie Sheen lived with multiple porn stars, he was fired from his hit TV show before taking his ridiculous personal meltdown on an American comedy tour so people could laugh at him for trying to be funny. Will that be the case again now that two new porn stars have moved in with Sheen? Probably. Actors don’t ever learn shit.
According to Radar Online, Sheen’s newest “goddesses” are porn stars Georgia Jones and Capri Anderson (above), with the latter being the same girl who was found naked and screaming in a hotel room closet back in 2010 after Sheen allegedly attacked her while trashing the room. Her father must be very proud, if he even knows who she is or isn’t dead.
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By Travis July 03, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Back in May, Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie’s other ex-wife, Denise Richards, was granted custody of the kids, despite having no relation to them, because Charlie is apparently still too much of a risk to be an actual father. Or he just doesn’t want them and is content to keep paying $55,000 a month in child support for someone else to raise them.
Either way, he’s tired of paying Brooke that much to not have custody of the kids, so he filed to have Brooke’s child support canceled this week, according to TMZ. He even offered to pay Denise more to keep watching the kids, but she refused and offered to do it for free. That may sound like the dumbest decision in history, but remember that she once played a nuclear scientist named Christmas.
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By Travis June 14, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Just like Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Madonna and all of the other hugely successful female celebrities that she aspires to be like, Farrah Abraham spent the evening judging a pole dancing competition. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for her meteoric expectations, because now she has her heart set on the greatest of all career moves – a guest role on Anger Management.
According to TMZ, Farrah recently sent Charlie Sheen a rambling, incoherent text message about how she “was excited to meet” him and “would love to meet” him, and possibly even set up a play date for their children or just get coffee. Charlie responded with “you sound fabulous!” and told her that he’d love to get together.
Then he set his phone down, peered into the soulless eyes of the 19-year old girl who was giving him a blowjob and whispered, “You’re getting a friend.”
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