Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

By Travis July 03, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Back in May, Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie’s other ex-wife, Denise Richards, was granted custody of the kids, despite having no relation to them, because Charlie is apparently still too much of a risk to be an actual father. Or he just doesn’t want them and is content to keep paying $55,000 a month in child support for someone else to raise them.

Either way, he’s tired of paying Brooke that much to not have custody of the kids, so he filed to have Brooke’s child support canceled this week, according to TMZ. He even offered to pay Denise more to keep watching the kids, but she refused and offered to do it for free. That may sound like the dumbest decision in history, but remember that she once played a nuclear scientist named Christmas.

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Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham

By Travis June 14, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Just like Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Madonna and all of the other hugely successful female celebrities that she aspires to be like, Farrah Abraham spent the evening judging a pole dancing competition. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for her meteoric expectations, because now she has her heart set on the greatest of all career moves – a guest role on Anger Management.

According to TMZ, Farrah recently sent Charlie Sheen a rambling, incoherent text message about how she “was excited to meet” him and “would love to meet” him, and possibly even set up a play date for their children or just get coffee. Charlie responded with “you sound fabulous!” and told her that he’d love to get together.

Then he set his phone down, peered into the soulless eyes of the 19-year old girl who was giving him a blowjob and whispered, “You’re getting a friend.”

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Charlie Sheen Remembers That He’s Not White

By Jack May 28, 2013 @ 11:52 AM

Charlie Sheen will be billed by his birth name of Carlos Estevez in Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming Machete Kills. It seems that he suddenly remembered that part of his tiger/wizard/dragon blood is Latino. His dad Martin Sheen changed his own name from Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez when he started out. Back then Hollywood didn’t like the brown people unless they wore sombreros and were shot by John Wayne. His other son Emilio proudly kept the family name, and it didn’t keep him from starring in such classics as Mighty Ducks and Mighty Ducks 2. Robert Rodriguez brings the secret Latino out in people, even coaxing Jessica Alba to admit she’s a homegirl, (no easy task). Now that Charlie is officially “out of the piñata”, as it were, I’m not entirely sure the rest of us Latinos want him. The gays are getting a ton of well-spoken professional athletes now, the blacks even got Tiger Woods for a while when he was in big trouble, Where’s our superstar athletes coming out of the closet as Latino? Why do we get the dude who likes to get high and shoot his women? Latinos get fucked once again.

Crystal Hefner Is An American Hero

By Travis May 27, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Charlie Sheen was scheduled to be the celebrity host of this past Saturday’s Memorial Day Weekend Salute pool party at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club in Las Vegas, and of course he bailed on that. Maybe he was caught up in filming a scene for a movie or his show, or maybe he just decided not to get up from between whatever soulless and fatherless 19-year old girls that he passed out on top of the night before. Either way, it left Sapphire’s management with a big decision to make.

Fortunately, they made the right call and just had the other celebrity guest, Crystal Hefner, stand around in her extra small bikini and blow kisses at people. And if someone showed up and asked where Charlie was, she’d just tell them, “He’s dead” and then bounce up and down.

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Charlie Sheen Talked About Lindsay Lohan With Jay Leno (VIDEO)

By Travis April 12, 2013 @ 9:00 AM







Charlie Sheen was on The Tonight Show on Wednesday to promote his new film, Scary Movie 5, in theaters today, and the conversation quickly turned to his strange friendship with Lindsay Lohan. Sheen helped Lohan out last year by loaning her six figures to pay her back taxes, because that’s the kind of thing a 47-year old man does for a 26-year girl with no strings attached.

But the big question for Sheen, who co-stars with Lohan in Scary Movie 5, was whether or not Lohan behaved herself on the set of his show, Anger Management, on which she appears in an upcoming episode. The answer, of course, is no. Hell no. He basically accused her of hijacking the show and stealing more jewelry. In fact, he might as well have just accused her of giving him herpes. Sure, we’d laugh and say, “Yeah, she gave you herpes” but hey, it was worth a shot.

Lindsay borrowed this $1750 dress, immediately destroyed it

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 6:16 PM

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If your grandmother were here she would say, “no good deed goes unpunished”, because Lindsay Lohan was all over town last week, desperate to borrow a fancy dress for the amFAR gala, and was only successful when Charlie Sheen arranged for celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to loan her one. And it was beautiful; a beaded full-length gown from Hollywood favorite Theia worth $1750.

But of course this is a Lindsay Lohan story, so, naturally, within a matter of hours, she was in a bar with a pair of scissors cutting the gown in half.

“She said that the dress had ripped (and) she couldn’t possibly wear it like that — so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress,” a source tells Us Weekly. “But what bouncer has scissors?”

Wouldn’t it be amazing if one day you woke up and read a story where Lindsay Lohan wasn’t a complete cunt? I think my legs would kick out and my hat would pop off my head like in cartoons.