Warner Bros is getting tired of Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen (seen here being mobbed by ones of fans as he arrives in Toronto for another "Torpedo of Truth" show) has been saying lately that he's in talks with Warner Bros. about returning to Two and a Half Men, and even said there's an 85 percent chance that they'll ask him to come back. This is all news to Warner Bros. of course, because none of that is actually happening, so today they sent a letter to Sheens...

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Charlie Sheen hints he'll get his job back, is lying

Charlie Sheen has done everything but beg for his job back at Two and a Half Men, saying he would do it for the fans when in reality he's desperate for money, but no matter what the reason, Sheen said tonight it might really happen. Deadline writes... Sheen has been hinting about a possible return to Two and a Half Men for the past week. Tonight, he dropped the biggest hint so far in a radio interview with Boston...

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“Wait, don’t leave! I’m not done!’’

Fresh from getting boo'd off the stage in New York, Charlie Sheen took his show to Boston last night and proved he can drive audiences away no matter where he goes. The Boston Globe says... Just before 10 last night, as hundreds of disgusted spectators streamed toward the exits at Agganis Arena, Charlie Sheen shouted from the stage: "Wait, don't leave! I'm not done!'' But most of them kept right on going, and who...

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Charlie Sheen was boo'd off the stage again

Charlie Sheen and his winning smile (see what I did there) were in New York this weekend to perform his captivating one man show, and depending on who you ask his show on Friday night was either horrible or completely horrible. Entertainment Weekly says... It was an aimless and slovenly disaster, with the crowd taking less than 20 minutes to turn on him. And once they did, the boos and the catcalls just kept slowly...

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Mila Kunis is disgusted by Charlie Sheen

Mila Kunis is a 27 year old, well-liked and respected actress, the daughter of a physics teacher and a mechanical engineer, who dated the same guy for the past 9 years (though they broke up in January). Charlie Sheen is a 45-year-old degenerate drug addict with a history of violence against women and who will fuck literally anything. Now try and guess what her reaction was when he announced that he wants to stalk her...

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Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to be his third "goddess"

When you surround yourself with one kind of person long enough, you start to think all people are like that. Date a bunch of dirty whores for a year or two, then go out with an accountant and she's gonna look pretty surprised when you nonchalantly pound it in her ass. In a related story, Charlie Sheen went on stage last night in Columbus, Ohio, and announced that he wants MIla Kunis to be his third girlfriend, along...

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Charlie Sheen is getting booed off stage

If having an old burned out drunk get on stage and ramble incoherently sounds like a dynamite night of entertainment, then you're sure to love the "Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option" tour, which stated this weekend in Detroit when he got booed off the stage. People says... The people who packed the Fox Theatre in Detroit on Saturday night for Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo...

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CBS wants Charlie Sheen back at work

The reason that some people think Hollywood only cares about money is because Hollywood only cares about money, and so with that in mind, CBS President Les Moonves is reportedly trying to find a way to get Charlie Sheen back to work on Two and a Half Men, despite the fact that he's an unstable and violent lunatic. But Moonves has a plan; just ignore it. (Moonves) is ready, willing, and able to forgive and forget all...

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Charlie Sheens $100,000,000 lawsuit isn't going so well

Rest assured that CBS and Warner Brothers had absolutely no desire to fire Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men and destroy the number one sitcom on television. They stuck with him when he allegedly tried to murder his wife and kidnapped a prostitute, but his increasingly bizarre behavior eventually left them no choice. Sheen of course feels they were just out to get him, for no reason, so he decided to sue for...

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Kacey Jordan tried to kill herself

Kacey Jordan of course is the porn star who was with Charlie Sheen the night he was rushed to the hospital a few weeks ago, and who then did countless interviews detailing every minute of it. But she hasn't been able to forget about her time with Charlie. Those 16 hours really messed her up. "those 16 hours i was with charlie sheen... messed me up... i can't get that image out of my head..." See, I told you they did....

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the LAPD raided Charlie Sheens house for guns

Finally. A story about Charlie Sheen. "It came to the attention of the LAPD that Sheen is the registered owner of firearms," the LAPD said in a statement late Thursday night, and conducted their investigation at Sheen's home "to determine if he is in possession of firearms and ammunition in violation of the [restraining order]." That being the restraining order placed on him 10 days ago by his wife Brooke Mueller, who...

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Charlie Sheen is suing for $100,000,000

Charlie Sheen has spent the last three months doing everything he can to force Warner Brothers and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre to fire him, and now that they have, he's suing them for $100 million plus punitive damages. Sheen, who made $1.2 million per episode, is demanding he be compensated for the 8 cancelled episodes from the current season -- and is also suing on behalf of the sitcom's crew. His...

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Charlie Sheen might be broke

When Charlie Sheen got on twitter, he made a big point of mentioning that he was unemployed now and that twitter is "a cash cow" for celebrities who get paid to tweet ads. Which was weird considering Two and a Half Men paid him 2 million dollars an episode. Well brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime but it turns out Charlie Sheen might not have handled his money wisely. Popeater says… Sheen is making his fight...

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Charlie Sheen edition headlines

If you told 10 people that you were planning to go on TV with some porn stars and call yourself a warlock and say how much you love drugs and tell your boss to go fuck himself, I bet almost none of them would say, "Oh yeah that's a good idea." And yet that's what Charlie Sheen is expecting from people who work with him, specifically his Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer. But Cryer hasn't, and Sheen is handling it...

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Charlie Sheen has a machete now

Just one day after Charlie Sheen publicly said he was gonna sneak up behind people and their kids and slit their throats, and just an hour after being formally fired from Two and a Half Men for his behavior lately such as publicly saying he's gonna sneak up behind people and slit their throats, Sheen went to the offices of concert promoter Live Nation in Beverly Hills, went on the roof and waved a machete around. He...

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