Charlie Sheen got dumped by Bree Olson

If there's one thing I know about porn stars, it's that they're perfect girlfriend material. Steady as a rock, they are. So I was surprised when pictures of Charlie Sheen on his Torpedo of Truth tour last week only showed him with one goddess, only one of his two... read more

Charlie Sheen is still a boring old drunk

Charlie Sheen still has another 9 tour dates planned for his Torpedo of Truth tour, and if there's a city on there that wants to hear a bitter washed up drunk sit still and mumble, he should be all set. Last night he was on stage in DC, while everyone else was in the... read more

Charlie Sheen lost big in court today

It might seem weird for a judge in a custody case to decide that a mother who is in drug rehab because she relapsed last week is still a fit parent, but in this case the father is Charlie Sheen. And he came to court with a prostitute. "Fit parent" is a relative term. ... read more

Warner Bros is getting tired of Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen (seen here being mobbed by ones of fans as he arrives in Toronto for another "Torpedo of Truth" show) has been saying lately that he's in talks with Warner Bros. about returning to Two and a Half Men, and even said there's an 85 percent chance that they'll... read more

Charlie Sheen hints he'll get his job back, is lying

Charlie Sheen has done everything but beg for his job back at Two and a Half Men, saying he would do it for the fans when in reality he's desperate for money, but no matter what the reason, Sheen said tonight it might really happen. Deadline writes... Sheen has been... read more

“Wait, don’t leave! I’m not done!’’

Fresh from getting boo'd off the stage in New York, Charlie Sheen took his show to Boston last night and proved he can drive audiences away no matter where he goes. The Boston Globe says... Just before 10 last night, as hundreds of disgusted spectators streamed toward... read more

Charlie Sheen was boo'd off the stage again

Charlie Sheen and his winning smile (see what I did there) were in New York this weekend to perform his captivating one man show, and depending on who you ask his show on Friday night was either horrible or completely horrible. Entertainment Weekly says... It was an... read more

Mila Kunis is disgusted by Charlie Sheen

Mila Kunis is a 27 year old, well-liked and respected actress, the daughter of a physics teacher and a mechanical engineer, who dated the same guy for the past 9 years (though they broke up in January). Charlie Sheen is a 45-year-old degenerate drug addict with a history... read more

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to be his third "goddess"

When you surround yourself with one kind of person long enough, you start to think all people are like that. Date a bunch of dirty whores for a year or two, then go out with an accountant and she's gonna look pretty surprised when you nonchalantly pound it in her ass. In... read more

Charlie Sheen is getting booed off stage

If having an old burned out drunk get on stage and ramble incoherently sounds like a dynamite night of entertainment, then you're sure to love the "Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option" tour, which stated this weekend in Detroit when he... read more

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back at work

The reason that some people think Hollywood only cares about money is because Hollywood only cares about money, and so with that in mind, CBS President Les Moonves is reportedly trying to find a way to get Charlie Sheen back to work on Two and a Half Men, despite the... read more

Charlie Sheens $100,000,000 lawsuit isn't going so well

Rest assured that CBS and Warner Brothers had absolutely no desire to fire Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men and destroy the number one sitcom on television. They stuck with him when he allegedly tried to murder his wife and kidnapped a prostitute, but his... read more