Charlie Sheen says hes gonna cut kids throats

Charlie Sheen, who was arrested on Christmas day in 2009 after his wife told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, said in a webcast last night that he would hold a knife to peoples throats and kill them, and then do the same to their kids. Radar says... (Sheen) launched into a bizarre, profanity-laced tirade during a chat with his associate Bob Maron. Said Sheen: "I'm gonna write my...

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Charlie Sheen is creeping out young girls on twitter

Charlie Sheen only joined twitter on Tuesday, but it didn't take long for him to realize it's potential to score strange pussy. And then two seconds later he took that concept and made it creepy as hell by adding Modern Family star Sarah Hyland as one of the 17 people he followed. People says... Sheen may have skyrocketed to a million Twitter followers in record time, but when it comes to the select few he's chosen to...

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Charlie Sheens daughter looks pretty happy

Most people, including Charlie Sheen no doubt, don't realize that Charlie Sheen has a daughter named Cassandra Sheen, but X17 Online does, and they caught up with her today in Calabasas. Charlie had her when he was 19 with a girl from his high school named Paula Profit, and yes she is older than her dads two girlfriends. Cassandra is 26, while Rachel Oberlin (better known as porn star Bree Olson) and Natalie Kenly are...

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Charlie Sheen has passed 4 drug tests

It seems impossible to believe, but Charlie Sheen has now taken four drug tests in four days, and passed all four, including one last night. (Sheen) tested negative for the presence of marijuana, cocaine, opiates and methamphetamine in a random drug test as Radar observed at his Los Angeles mansion Tuesday night, just a few short hours after authorities dramatically removed his 23-month-old twin sons Max and Bob from...

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Charlie Sheen is exhausting

Charlie Sheen is impossible to keep up with these days, because when you do that much coke you have boundless energy, but this mornings headline is that his wife Brooke Mueller filed for sole custody of their two-year-old twin boys yesterday, then got a restraining order against Sheen after he allegedly told her "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom." * That would be illegal, so Brooke got...

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Charlie Sheen has joined twitter

Charlie Sheen has a twitter page now, so as soon as he can find a computer that isn't a secret portal for Illumanati assassins to enter his mind, he'll post his indecipherable rambling, unedited, for everyone to see. None of which has anything to do Megan Dedousis and her absolutely perfect ass by the way. But she emailed me pictures, and I'm tired of looking at Charlie Sheen. To thank her you should go to Fox Sports...

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Charlie Sheen denies that he hits women

Charlie Sheen was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, who asked Sheen if he's ever hit a woman. Before we get to Sheens answer, here are a few examples of times he's hit a woman. - He shot Kelly Preston. (imdb) - He hit a UCLA co-ed in the back of the head after she refused to sleep with him. (people) - He flung Brittany Ashland to the ground, which split open her lip and would require 7 stitches. (e!) - He held a...

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CBS has asked John Stamos about replacing Charlie Sheen

Everyone seems to understand this but Charlie Sheen, but Charlie Sheen is crazy now. Earlier today his longtime publicist Stan Rosenfield resigned, saying... "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned." To which Sheen replied with equal dignity and poise. "Pussy. He's not allowed to...

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Charlie Sheen is suing CBS, demands an apology

Charlie Sheen was on both Good Morning America and the Today show this morning, though the two interviews were essentially interchangeable since he was way too high to make any sense in either one. He didn't say how he got to the interview all the way from Fantasyland, but I assume he rode there on a griffin, because the highlight was him saying that CBS owes him an apology, "publicly, while licking my feet", and him...

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Charlie Sheen is not getting a show on HBO

While in the middle of his drug-fueled meltdown yesterday, Charlie Sheen told Radar he wasn't worried about losing Two and a Half Men because he was gonna get a new show, an even better show, on HBO, and instead of the 2 million dollars an episode he got from CBS, HBO was gonna pay him more than twice that. (Sheen is) in serious negotiations to star in his own half-hour show, titled Sheen's Corner -- a deal that would...read more

Charlie Sheen just shut down Two and a Half Men

The good thing about cocaine is that it gives you lots of energy. The bad thing is that it's energy to do stuff like this. "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being polite." That's Charlie Sheen this afternoon, still talking about Chuck Lorre, his boss, the man who created Two and a Half Men, the show that, while...

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Charlie Sheen got high and called Alex Jones today

If you've never heard what someone sounds like after they've done enough coke to blow up the sun, you will now because Charlie Sheen was on the Alex Jones Show today, and he spent 18 exhausting minutes calling the creator and producer of Two And A Half Men a loser and a clown and "Hymie Levine", calling Thomas Jefferson a pussy, claiming he cured his drug addiction with his mind, that he has an army of assassins...

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Brooke Mueller is a cool wife

I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts. Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future ex wife of Charlie Sheen, who in December told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. But the holidays can be stressful, and that was...

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Brooke Mueller is moving back in with Charlie Sheen

Back in December, Charlie Sheen and his wife Broke Mueller rented a little house to spend Christmas skiing in Aspen. Then some stuff happened, and Charlie put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. After that they filed for divorce, he kidnapped some prostitute, did a mountain of coke, and had a continuous orgy with porn stars. Which apparently turns Brooke on. "She moved in several days ago," a source...

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afternoon headlines

KACEY JORDAN - is the porn star who won't stop talking about her time with Charlie Sheen, and now she even says she had an abortion last Thursday that could have been his. Or it could have been from a different celebrity the week before. She doesn't really sweat the details, as it turns out. (radar) CAMILLE GRAMMER - is only famous for marrying and then divorcing Kelsey Grammer, but now she's been hired by CNN to...

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