Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to be his third "goddess"

When you surround yourself with one kind of person long enough, you start to think all people are like that. Date a bunch of dirty whores for a year or two, then go out with an accountant and she's gonna look pretty surprised when you nonchalantly pound it in her ass. In... read more

Charlie Sheen is getting booed off stage

If having an old burned out drunk get on stage and ramble incoherently sounds like a dynamite night of entertainment, then you're sure to love the "Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option" tour, which stated this weekend in Detroit when he... read more

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back at work

The reason that some people think Hollywood only cares about money is because Hollywood only cares about money, and so with that in mind, CBS President Les Moonves is reportedly trying to find a way to get Charlie Sheen back to work on Two and a Half Men, despite the... read more

Charlie Sheens $100,000,000 lawsuit isn't going so well

Rest assured that CBS and Warner Brothers had absolutely no desire to fire Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men and destroy the number one sitcom on television. They stuck with him when he allegedly tried to murder his wife and kidnapped a prostitute, but his... read more

Kacey Jordan tried to kill herself

Kacey Jordan of course is the porn star who was with Charlie Sheen the night he was rushed to the hospital a few weeks ago, and who then did countless interviews detailing every minute of it. But she hasn't been able to forget about her time with Charlie. Those 16 hours... read more

the LAPD raided Charlie Sheens house for guns

Finally. A story about Charlie Sheen. "It came to the attention of the LAPD that Sheen is the registered owner of firearms," the LAPD said in a statement late Thursday night, and conducted their investigation at Sheen's home "to determine if he is in possession of... read more

Charlie Sheen is suing for $100,000,000

Charlie Sheen has spent the last three months doing everything he can to force Warner Brothers and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre to fire him, and now that they have, he's suing them for $100 million plus punitive damages. Sheen, who made $1.2 million per... read more

Charlie Sheen might be broke

When Charlie Sheen got on twitter, he made a big point of mentioning that he was unemployed now and that twitter is "a cash cow" for celebrities who get paid to tweet ads. Which was weird considering Two and a Half Men paid him 2 million dollars an episode. Well brace... read more

Charlie Sheen edition headlines

If you told 10 people that you were planning to go on TV with some porn stars and call yourself a warlock and say how much you love drugs and tell your boss to go fuck himself, I bet almost none of them would say, "Oh yeah that's a good idea." And yet that's what Charlie... read more

Charlie Sheen has a machete now

Just one day after Charlie Sheen publicly said he was gonna sneak up behind people and their kids and slit their throats, and just an hour after being formally fired from Two and a Half Men for his behavior lately such as publicly saying he's gonna sneak up behind people... read more

Charlie Sheen says hes gonna cut kids throats

Charlie Sheen, who was arrested on Christmas day in 2009 after his wife told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, said in a webcast last night that he would hold a knife to peoples throats and kill them, and then do the same to their kids. ... read more

Charlie Sheen is creeping out young girls on twitter

Charlie Sheen only joined twitter on Tuesday, but it didn't take long for him to realize it's potential to score strange pussy. And then two seconds later he took that concept and made it creepy as hell by adding Modern Family star Sarah Hyland as one of the 17 people he... read more