Charlie Sheens daughter looks pretty happy

Most people, including Charlie Sheen no doubt, don't realize that Charlie Sheen has a daughter named Cassandra Sheen, but X17 Online does, and they caught up with her today in Calabasas. Charlie had her when he was 19 with a girl from his high school named Paula Profit,... read more

Charlie Sheen has passed 4 drug tests

It seems impossible to believe, but Charlie Sheen has now taken four drug tests in four days, and passed all four, including one last night. (Sheen) tested negative for the presence of marijuana, cocaine, opiates and methamphetamine in a random drug test as Radar... read more

Charlie Sheen is exhausting

Charlie Sheen is impossible to keep up with these days, because when you do that much coke you have boundless energy, but this mornings headline is that his wife Brooke Mueller filed for sole custody of their two-year-old twin boys yesterday, then got a restraining order... read more

Charlie Sheen has joined twitter

Charlie Sheen has a twitter page now, so as soon as he can find a computer that isn't a secret portal for Illumanati assassins to enter his mind, he'll post his indecipherable rambling, unedited, for everyone to see. None of which has anything to do Megan Dedousis and... read more

Charlie Sheen denies that he hits women

Charlie Sheen was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, who asked Sheen if he's ever hit a woman. Before we get to Sheens answer, here are a few examples of times he's hit a woman. - He shot Kelly Preston. (imdb) - He hit a UCLA co-ed in the back of the head after she... read more

CBS has asked John Stamos about replacing Charlie Sheen

Everyone seems to understand this but Charlie Sheen, but Charlie Sheen is crazy now. Earlier today his longtime publicist Stan Rosenfield resigned, saying... "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to... read more

Charlie Sheen is suing CBS, demands an apology

Charlie Sheen was on both Good Morning America and the Today show this morning, though the two interviews were essentially interchangeable since he was way too high to make any sense in either one. He didn't say how he got to the interview all the way from Fantasyland,... read more

Charlie Sheen is not getting a show on HBO

While in the middle of his drug-fueled meltdown yesterday, Charlie Sheen told Radar he wasn't worried about losing Two and a Half Men because he was gonna get a new show, an even better show, on HBO, and instead of the 2 million dollars an episode he got from CBS, HBO... read more

Charlie Sheen just shut down Two and a Half Men

The good thing about cocaine is that it gives you lots of energy. The bad thing is that it's energy to do stuff like this. "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being... read more

Charlie Sheen got high and called Alex Jones today

If you've never heard what someone sounds like after they've done enough coke to blow up the sun, you will now because Charlie Sheen was on the Alex Jones Show today, and he spent 18 exhausting minutes calling the creator and producer of Two And A Half Men a loser and a... read more

Brooke Mueller is a cool wife

I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts. Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future ex wife of... read more

Brooke Mueller is moving back in with Charlie Sheen

Back in December, Charlie Sheen and his wife Broke Mueller rented a little house to spend Christmas skiing in Aspen. Then some stuff happened, and Charlie put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. After that they filed for divorce, he kidnapped some... read more