Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron! Maybe!

By brendon July 13, 2011 @ 2:13 PM

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People magazine and Us magazine have wildly different stories today about who Ryan Reynolds might be banging, but not to worry; in either case, it’s someone really really famous.

Let’s start with People, who says he had a “flirty” date with Scarlett Johansson, whatever the hell that means.

Seven months after announcing their split and nearly two weeks after their divorce was finalized, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson seemed to put the past aside as they dined together at L.A.’s Little Dom’s restaurant Saturday night.
“They were leaning in closely to each other when talking,” a source at the restaurant says. “They were being flirty.”

Meanwhile, Us says that Reynolds has secretly been dating Charlize Theron.

A source says Reynolds, 34, and Charlize Theron, 35, “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”
While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness noticed Reynolds’ motorcycle at Theron’s home all morning on June 5, then saw the actor exit her house around 3 p.m. — and she left just minutes later.

If you were thinking that this was boring and recycled pictures of Charlize in a bikini from 2008 would really liven things up, then you and I are in complete agreement. You can’t see it but I’m nodding very proudly at you right now.

(image source = flynet)

charlize theron will kiss random girls for money

By brendon October 23, 2009 @ 3:07 PM

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Charlize Theron took part in a charity auction for OneXOne last night, and ended up kissing another girl who paid $140,000. OneXOne’s plan to get two girls to get it on for charity seems much better than my idea, which is to have two girls get it on in exchange for releasing them. Us magazine says…

…while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000.
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.

I wonder if this would work with the cops when I pick up prostitutes. “Yes, I paid her then cried I mean gave her the best sex of her life, but she was holding a charity auction, and I was the big winner!” In a very real sense, I would be a hero in that scenario, and a truly amazing man.

(picture source = getty images)

ahh, yes, of course

By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 1:55 PM

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Charlize Theron showed off a healthy orange glow as she signed copies of her Vogue magazine cover at the Dior store in New York City yesterday. Things started off with a solo photo shoot, then she did some pictures for something called, “A History Of Gay Stereotypes In America” (*).   I don’t know who those two guys are, but I think good names for them would be Alejandro and Tuffy.

(*) probably.

(14 more here. hq jump here. source = getty)

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

By brendon October 09, 2008 @ 1:24 PM

OBAMA IS THE BIG WINNER – the breasts of CH readers still have time to endorse a candidate for president, but good luck being more persuasive than this.  I would vote for the BTK killer if this girl told me too.

NICK NOLTE BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN – actually this doesn’t say he burned his house down, but c’mon, its Nick Nolte.  We're all adults here.  Can we all just act like adults.  He did that shit.  

CHARLIZE THERON LOST A CASE – Charlize Theron lost a judgment to the watch company Raymond Weil, who paid her to wear their watches and their watches only.  Charlize apparently did not do that, and now Weil is asking for 20 million dollars.  In a related story, Raymond Weil just makes up numbers.  Always a good sign for a watchmaker.

DJ AM POSTER SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE
– as Defamer correctly points out, doesn’t this poster look like a flame is kicking up to the left of DJ AM?  The might as well say, “He’s really been on fire lately…”



CHARLIZE THERON IS PREGNANT. MAYBE.

By brendon July 02, 2008 @ 7:58 AM

There’s been a persistent rumor out there that Charlize Theron is pregnant, although it’s hard to tell anything by the pictures of her last night on the red carpet for the premier of "Hancock".  Whenever people ask her about it, she just refuses to answer, but maybe a few minutes on this water board will loosen her tongue.

CHARLIZE THERON IS REALLY PRETTY

By brendon June 25, 2008 @ 6:58 AM

Charlize Theron was on David Letterman last night (not literally) and was nice enough to pose for some pictures outside before she went in.  Did the sun go nova?  Why is it so bright out there?

(picture source = inf daily)