Kristen Stewart really is an idiot

By brendon May 15, 2012 @ 1:21 PM

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Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth all walked the red carpet in London last night for the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, and in the middle of all that, for reasons that only made sense in her pot addled mind, Stewart knelt down and flipped off Theron and Thor.

How this monotone 6 continues to get a free pass while Megan Fox gets attacked is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever seen. She always looks like she doesn’t think she’s in this scene, even while the other characters are all staring at her.

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new ‘Prometheus’ trailer has more details, clanging sounds

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 10:03 AM

Fox released a second international trailer for ‘Prometheus’ last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers.

WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent.

WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize Theron.

Charlize Theron should give more speeches

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 12:47 PM

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Charlize Theron received the Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award last night at CinemaCon (a convention of movie theater owners held in Vegas every April, where all the studios send stars and put on a big show to sweet talk the owners into putting their movies on more screens with more showtimes) and during her acceptance speech she started to feel her breasts. Probably because they had just shown a montage of Charlize Theron scenes, so it’s hard to blame her for getting turned on.

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holy shit, ‘Snow White’ looks terrible

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 5:51 PM

Kristen Stewart is the star of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, but anytime she tries to act it’s as if she’s reading the script for the first time, and the words are upside down and backwards, and she got really really high first. That’s probably why they don’t let her talk, at all, in the trailer that came out today (HD copies here).

In fact she’s barely even in it. Maybe because it eventually dawned on someone that this movie is about Charlize Theron being jealous because Kristen Stewart is hotter than she is, and how that makes no sense, so they just edited around her. I wouldn’t be against them doing that with the whole movie by the way.

Charlize Theron is attractive

By brendon September 21, 2011 @ 1:57 PM

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What’s a bigger phone related story; the HTC party last night in New York, attended by Charlize Theron and Leighton Meester among others, or this report claiming Apple would unveil the iPhone 5 less than 2 weeks from now? Or here’s a better question; what in the hell made me think that would be an interesting introduction? Holy Christ do I need a vacation.

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Charlize Theron + Ryan Reynolds = TLF

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 1:53 PM

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As long as you ignore the fact that she appears to be leaving whereas he appears to be arriving, then you can join the rest of the internet and smugly nod because Charlize Theron and Ryan Reynolds were both at LAX yesterday within 15 minutes of each other (to be fair, despite what it looks like, the photo source does describe both as “arriving”). This is because they’re secretly dating. Allegedly. And now this. Coincidence? No, absolutely not, he’s fucking her. A lot. She can’t get enough. And she let’s him put it anywhere. ANYwhere. I mean how much more obvious do you want them to be.

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