Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)
The always awesome Charlize Theron chopped her hair off earlier this month for her role in ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’, co-starring the also awesome Tom Hardy, and today someone finally got a picture of her while in Namibia with her son Jackson.
Though it’s obviously not a very good picture. Which is surprising because when I picture Namibia, I picture the world of tomorrow, a dazzling metropolis of cars with up to 4 wheels and cell phones made of the finest wood.
Charlize Theron was still hiding her new short haircut yesterday as she took her son Jackson to the doctor in Beverly Hills.
She’ll probably still look great but God only knows what made her do this. I also don’t get why her son is wearing a kint hat in June. It’s like the entire family accidentally got haircuts at the pet groomer one day.
Charlize Theron looked absolutely amazing last night at the world premiere of ‘Prometheus’ in London, especially when you consider that she’s 54 and has three kids. Wait, or am I thinking of someone else? God dammit, why are there so many people to keep track of, this is fucking impossible.
Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth all walked the red carpet in London last night for the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, and in the middle of all that, for reasons that only made sense in her pot addled mind, Stewart knelt down and flipped off Theron and Thor.
How this monotone 6 continues to get a free pass while Megan Fox gets attacked is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever seen. She always looks like she doesn’t think she’s in this scene, even while the other characters are all staring at her.