its the first look at Charlize Therons shaved head

By brendon June 28, 2012 @ 3:41 PM

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The always awesome Charlize Theron chopped her hair off earlier this month for her role in ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’, co-starring the also awesome Tom Hardy, and today someone finally got a picture of her while in Namibia with her son Jackson.

Though it’s obviously not a very good picture. Which is surprising because when I picture Namibia, I picture the world of tomorrow, a dazzling metropolis of cars with up to 4 wheels and cell phones made of the finest wood.

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Charlize Theron got a super short haircut

By brendon June 12, 2012 @ 2:18 PM

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Charlize Theron was still hiding her new short haircut yesterday as she took her son Jackson to the doctor in Beverly Hills.

She’ll probably still look great but God only knows what made her do this. I also don’t get why her son is wearing a kint hat in June. It’s like the entire family accidentally got haircuts at the pet groomer one day.

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Charlize Theron is just fantastic looking

By brendon June 01, 2012 @ 4:42 PM

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Charlize Theron looked absolutely amazing last night at the world premiere of ‘Prometheus’ in London, especially when you consider that she’s 54 and has three kids. Wait, or am I thinking of someone else? God dammit, why are there so many people to keep track of, this is fucking impossible.

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Kristen Stewart really is an idiot

By brendon May 15, 2012 @ 1:21 PM

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Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth all walked the red carpet in London last night for the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, and in the middle of all that, for reasons that only made sense in her pot addled mind, Stewart knelt down and flipped off Theron and Thor.

How this monotone 6 continues to get a free pass while Megan Fox gets attacked is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever seen. She always looks like she doesn’t think she’s in this scene, even while the other characters are all staring at her.

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new ‘Prometheus’ trailer has more details, clanging sounds

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 10:03 AM

Fox released a second international trailer for ‘Prometheus’ last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers.

WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent.

WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize Theron.

Charlize Theron should give more speeches

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 12:47 PM

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Charlize Theron received the Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award last night at CinemaCon (a convention of movie theater owners held in Vegas every April, where all the studios send stars and put on a big show to sweet talk the owners into putting their movies on more screens with more showtimes) and during her acceptance speech she started to feel her breasts. Probably because they had just shown a montage of Charlize Theron scenes, so it’s hard to blame her for getting turned on.

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