By Lex May 06, 2013 @ 1:49 PM
I hate to see a good looking woman flipping people off. What could possibly make a wealthy, attractive, award-winning woman like Charlize Theron so angry? I’m guessing it’s her horrible haircut. It looks like the ‘Steve’ at my local Supercuts where you now point to a photo of a guy in a picture array whose hair you want. Unless you speak decent Serbian, it’s really for the best. I’ve been there dozens of times and never heard anybody call for the ‘Steve’. ‘Steve’ looks like a retard. I guess Charlize messed up and now she’s flipping the middle finger. Fucking, Steve hair.
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By Travis April 10, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Now that he has so bravely moved on after dumping Emilia Clarke, Seth MacFarlane reportedly had dinner with Charlize Theron in Beverly Hills on Monday night to discuss Seth’s next directing effort, A Million Ways to Die in the West, in which he also stars and she plays the female lead. A source told E! that the two definitely aren’t dating and that “he’s not her type”, which is true, because she’s an Academy Award-winning actress and he was the ninth funniest person at the Donald Trump Roast.
But this is how a guy like Seth works. First, he hosts the Oscars and has someone introduce them, then he casts her in a movie, and eventually she breaks down and says, “Fine, I’ll sleep with you, just stop doing the fucking Stewie voice.”
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Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)
The always awesome Charlize Theron chopped her hair off earlier this month for her role in ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’, co-starring the also awesome Tom Hardy, and today someone finally got a picture of her while in Namibia with her son Jackson.
Though it’s obviously not a very good picture. Which is surprising because when I picture Namibia, I picture the world of tomorrow, a dazzling metropolis of cars with up to 4 wheels and cell phones made of the finest wood.
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Charlize Theron was still hiding her new short haircut yesterday as she took her son Jackson to the doctor in Beverly Hills.
She’ll probably still look great but God only knows what made her do this. I also don’t get why her son is wearing a kint hat in June. It’s like the entire family accidentally got haircuts at the pet groomer one day.
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Charlize Theron looked absolutely amazing last night at the world premiere of ‘Prometheus’ in London, especially when you consider that she’s 54 and has three kids. Wait, or am I thinking of someone else? God dammit, why are there so many people to keep track of, this is fucking impossible.
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