Chelsea Handler Is Almost Done

By Lex August 15, 2014 @ 8:49 AM

Chelsea Handler Posts A Photo Of Herself In Her Underwear To Instagram
I’ve come to see Chelesa Handler in a different light now that she’s wrapping up her show. Once you consider that fucking the right people and drowning your regrets in booze is the standard apprentice track for Hollywood, she’s no different than Sam Walton. If men could fuck their way to the top, they would. We do it even when it gets us nowhere. Chelsea Handler managed to turn the rhetorical ‘What is up with Britney Spears?’ set to a canned laugh track into a dedicated audience of women and gay men on the coasts. She’s younger than Joan Rivers and she’s not as hard to look at as Kathy Griffin. Comedy is all about timing. Success is all about positioning.

Photo Credit: Chelsea Handler/Instagram

Chelsea Handler Is Wounded And Bare-Assed and Ready for a Promotion

By Lex December 31, 2013 @ 6:01 PM

Chelsea Handler Breaks Her Leg Skiing And Posts Photo To Twitter
Classic sign that Chelsea Handler is looking for a better gig or a new boyfriend, or a new boyfriend who can ger her a better gig. Leg in a cast rendering her unable to flee. Bare ass out on the hotel room bed. If you’re a V.P. or above at a studio or network, lay feast upon a piece of tail you might want to get into. You will need at least the authority to green-light a sitcom without a strong script and terminate anybody who makes jokes at work about Chelsea humping you just to get shit. Seems like a decent deal. She’s got a nice ass. In general, I say if it’s good enough for 50 Cent, it’s good enough for me. That may not be my exact saying.

Photo Credit: Chelsea Handler/Twitter

Chelsea Handler Wants You To See Her Ass

By Travis December 30, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

According to some people I’ve never met, Chelsea Handler is very funny and highly-respected in Hollywood as a comic and talk show host, and when I thought she was in her late 40s, that made a lot of sense, because I thought she’d put in a lot of hard work in her long career. But she’s actually only 38-years old, which blew my mind this morning, and that might explain why she’s willing to show off her ass for everyone on Twitter. Regardless, Chelsea has been spending her holiday being terrible at skiing, which is why she’s wearing that cast that is located directly below her bare ass if you’ve bothered to look away at all.

Chelsea Handler’s Costume Is Terrifying

By Travis October 28, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Before they showed up to Mike Meldman’s huge Halloween party last night, several of the C-list stars first stopped by Kate Hudson’s home for a pre-party, because nothing says, “Let’s celebrate the Day of the Dead” quite like getting coked and liquored up and driving around Hollywood. One of those huge stars was Chelsea Handler, who apparently went the terrifying route with her costume this year, as she dressed as a hellish ghoul or soul-sucking demon. Either way, it’s nice to see a well-known celebrity putting an end to the stereotypical “sexy” costumes that most female celebrities feel obligated to wear. You’re a real hero, Chelsea.

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Chelsea Handler In A Bikini

By Lex September 30, 2013 @ 2:33 PM

Chelsea Handler Paddle Boards In A Bikini In Hawaii
If you like bitchy boozy Spanx gut contained smug self-alluding comedians who fucked their boss to get ahead, well, thank you for accepting me. Also, here’s Chelsea Handler in a bikini. And, here’s Chelsea Handler topless in stills from her sex tape that her powerful boyfriend the President of E! had squashed. I’d probably watch her show if she were topless on stage with a dude banging her from behind. So, about three more years.

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Lindsay Lohan Hosted Chelsea Lately (VIDEO)

By Travis August 06, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

A lot of people are calling Lindsay Lohan’s guest hosting stint on Chelsea Lately last night things like “hilarious” and “brave” because those people apparently don’t own a dictionary, but the embattled 27-year old who looks at least 35 tried her hardest to get people to laugh with her instead of at her for once.

In a segment about the things she’s grateful for, Lindsay mocked Anthony Weiner, Kanye West and Justin Bieber for their own recent mistakes, none of which included charges of felony grand theft, hit-and-run accusations, failing drug tests, revoked probations, violating court orders, missing substance abuse counseling sessions, being sentenced to jail time and lying to the police, among others.

But haha, you showed them, Lindsay.