If a girl is at a party and she goes into a bathroom stall with a guy, it’s either to have sex or do drugs. I can’t even think of a third option. But maybe Chelsea Handler can because security threw her out of a party in New York after finding her in one.

The New York Post says…

Handler attended the party for Standard Hotel employees on the restored boat in the Hudson River
…a bouncer caught her and “a dude with gold shoes” in a stall in the men’s bathroom and ushered them both out.

Uh, I was kind of hoping for some more details there New York Post, so if anyone sees Michael Johnson or the country bunny, ask them what they were doing in a bathroom stall with Chelsea Handler.

Chelsea Handler is on the new issue of ‘Hamptons’ magazine, and yesterday they had a Memorial Day party to premiere it. And they had the real Chelsea stand next to the “Chelsea” on the cover of their magazine.

I don’t think someone really thought this through.

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I’m still not sure if I like Chelsea Handler, because if she’s friends with Jennifer Aniston how cool could she really be, but her interview in the New York Times is certainly helping.

Not only does she condemn bullshit like the “teen mom” craze, but she says she had an abortion when she was 16, and then punctuates that by saying it was the right thing to do.

“People are too P.C.,” she said. “We need to be focusing on other things. We’re seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ and some of these other shows are more racist. Or ‘16 and Pregnant.’ Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you’re a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.”
She continued: “I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that’s what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn’t be dishonest about it.”

I literally agree with every single thing she just said. 16-year-olds who get abortions are heroes. Wanting to have a baby at 16 is proof you’re too dumb to have a baby. All these shows are just different ways to select the dumbest cunts in the country and then film them. Culturally, it’s one step above a show where retards race stroke victims in supercross.