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Get a Prius, I Want My Fucking Guacamole

I didn't bitch when your carbon footprint caused the once lush and fertile valleys of sub-Saharan Africa to dry up leaving behind hordes of starving tribesmen. And when your combustion engines and bacon caused a typhoon drenched Philippines to stop being that place everybody wanted to move to, I said nothing. But now your insatiable demand for modern machinery is fucking with my guacamole. The good and decent organic...read more