01.03.2011 Chloe Sevigny is in a bikini

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Chloe Sevigny is almost cute but isn’t, her tits are almost big but not quite, and her ass is just a little bigger than it should be. Put it all together it’s an unattractive androgynous mess. Nothing is right about her. It’s like she was made with a bunch of leftover parts that no one else wanted. Like Frankenstein. This somehow got way more insulting than I meant it to.


01.02.2009 TRUST ME ON THIS

Chloe Sevigny is actually kind of hot, until you look at her.  She’s good from the back, and good from the neck down … but that face.  Woof.  How on earth did this chick ever make it in Hollywood?  Its f*cking madness.  I’d rather make out with a average chick who just shit her pants than Chloe with that mug.

(picture source = splash news)