punching girls is a good workout

October 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption “rehearsal attire”. The ‘Pose Like A Fag Championships’ are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in... READ MORE

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

October 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls... READ MORE

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and… “(Rihanna)... READ MORE

Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today

September 22, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if... READ MORE

Chris Browns new album says he beats women

September 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune’ has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it’s not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London. And he totally deserves it, because he’s... READ MORE

Rihanna hugged and kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs

September 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA’s last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other... READ MORE

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

June 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. “Hahaha”, said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated... READ MORE

Chris Brown thinks the Syrian massacre was “not cool”

May 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken villages and gunned down entire families to... READ MORE

Chris Brown brags about “smashing” Rihanna like a pumpkin

May 10, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

You were wrong if you thought Chris Brown couldn’t be any more of a dickhead but in your defense, you didn’t know he was going to release a remix of the Kanye song ‘TheraFlu’ last night, and say this... READ MORE

Chris Brown is breeding and selling pit bulls now

April 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown is selling seven pit bull puppies for $1,000 each on a new site called CBBreeds. A name that actually sort of implies that he’s the one fucking the dogs and getting them pregnant but whatever. A release... READ MORE