Chris Brown y/n?

I don't know who the hell Kyle is, but he's the undisputed leader when it comes to sending tips to poorly written websites. Radar, TMZ and the Sun all mention today that, despite a court order commanding him to stay 50 yards away at all times, Chris Brown waited in an SUV last night across the street while Rihanna had dinner at Via Dei Mille in New York. And five days ago, they both checked into the Trump...

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Chris Brown is really sorry

Chris Brown has turned to YouTube to make his first at length public statement about the night he punched Rihanna in the face a hundred times. He says he's incredibly sorry and asks Rihanna and the public for their forgiveness, and it's all pretty convincing, but what did you think he was gonna say? "That bitch had it comin. I warned her not to fuck with me." I have no idea if he's sorry. People fuck up. They go too...

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Not one day in jail

Chris Brown admitted today that he beat Rihanna on February 8th, punched her in the face repeatedly and choked her, and even though he's never shown the slightest bit or regret or remorse, prosecutors in Los Angeles agreed to a plea that let's him walk away without even one day in jail. TMZ says… "He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day -- 1440 hours total) -- which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll...

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Eve would f**k Chris Brown up

An inexplicable number of celebrities have defended Chris Brown since the night he punched Rihanna in the face a hundred times. Kanye said we should give him a break. Terrence Howard said he's a good guy. Diddy loaned him his mansion in Miami just days after the incident. But at least Eve is justifiably angry and not shy about saying so. After Brown posted this video online Wednesday, Eve made 5 entries on her Twitter...

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Ri to face Chris Brown in court

In an unexpected move, Rihanna has been ordered to appear at Chris Brown's preliminary hearing on June 22nd. If asked to give testimony concerning the night Brown beat her, it will be the first time she has publicly spoken of the incident since it occurred on February 8th. Oh but the good news for Brown doesn't stop there. Judge Patricia Schnegg denied a request to allow Brown's attorney accesss to confidential LAPD...

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chris brown says hes not guilty

Chris Brown finally had his day in court today, almost two months after his arrest for suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna. More specifically, he, “punched her in the left eye with his right hand (then) continued to punch her. The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.” The AP says...Brown entered his plea, speaking in a soft...

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watch your ass chris brown

Rihanna hit up BangBang in LA this week and got at least three new tats of guns. Two on her shoulder blades and one under her right arm (pic here). She hasn’t said anything about her motivation for this, but many are guessing it has something to do with getting her ass beat last month. Victims of injustice often outwardly project their feelings. This is exactly like when I came in second at Mr. Hot Buns in Vegas two...

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monday night headlines

DAVID LETTERMAN - “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko." Dave has dated Regina since 1986, and they had a son together in 2003. And that son … was high school football phenom Rueben Randle. Wait that can’t be right. (source = us)CHRIS BROWN – "It's really hard for him to focus right now on his music", says Tyreese. "Entertainers, we...

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ri and chris have a sex tape. maybe.

Star magazine says today that Rihanna is privately worried that a sex tape she made with Chris Brown - who was recently in the news after he, “shoved Rihannas head against the passenger window … she turned and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away and continued to punch her in the face” – will somehow get leaked to the public. "Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality,” a source says. “...

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morning headlines

KATE BOSWORTH – after dating for three years, Kate reportedly dumped her boyfriend (this dork) over the weekend. And I wore some snug fit jeans and a sleeveless mesh t-shirt to the clubs this weekend. Coincidence, or did mommy see something she liked? (source = star)RIHANNA – some quotes from teen girls in NYC about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna: “He shouldn’t get into trouble. She probably feels bad that it was her...

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evening headlines

KANYE WEST - prosecutors in LA have charged Kanye with misdemeanor battery, grand theft and vandalism after he ripped a camera from a paparazzi and smashed it on the ground in a little hissy fit (relive the magic here) at LAX in September. So, good. He should have been arrested and shot just for those GD sweater vests. (source = new york times)RIHANNA – official became officialer today when the producer who has worked...

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ri may have dumped chris brown

I don’t know if you heard, but Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna a few weeks ago. More specifically, he “held her close and bit her left ear. He stopped the vehicle and she turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms.” But whatever, because now they’re back together, yaay! Or maybe not. The...

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rihanna gets smarter every day

There’s dumb, and then there’s dumb, and then there’s this. E! online says...The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. "They've been working on it together," the insider says.I don’t know how many of you have ever seen a recording studio, but there’s usually only one door in or out. And since Chris...

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chris brown is ready to deal

Over the weekend, TMZ reported that Chris Brown was interested in taking a plea in his case for beating the shit out of Rihanna, but he will only agree to a misdemeanor that brings no jail time. Because jail is scary, and filled with mean people. People who may punch you in the face and threaten to kill you. Imagine that. TMZ says...We're told Brown's people have consulted with outside legal eagles -- including law...

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too soon?

.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}During the roast for Larry the Cable Guy that airs Sunday on Comedy Central, Lisa...

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