Chris Brown went on twitter today to climb on the Trayvon Martin bandwagon by posting a picture of himself in a hoody. Where’s a concerned Hispanic citizen on a mission to take back the streets when we need one? We need El Batman!
Of course if Brown really wanted to be like Trayvon he would have posted a picture of himself when he was 13, since that’s all the media ever does. Like the picture People magazine uses for it’s cover that is always cropped so you don’t see that it was taken in 2008. Or he should have a twitter name like “NO_LIMIT_NIGGA” and post romantic gems like:
“Hahaha Hoe u got USED fa yo loose ass pussy.! Tighten up.! #Literally.”
Don’t get me wrong, my only point is I hate the fucking media for trying to rile everyone up by portraying this kid as some shy, innocent little angel when that’s obviously not a complete picture, and for making everyone think the shooter is white when he isn’t. Stop trying to incite a race war just because some lone jackass shot a kid. Fuck, I would have shot him just for his grammar no matter what color he was.
Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Results of), TMZ reports that Karrueche claims she is afraid of Rihanna’s crazy fans after receiving threatening tweets:
But several of Rihanna’s fans took the joke one step too far — unleashing an avalanche of violent threats on Karrueche … like “I hope Rihanna beat the dog shit outa yo ass!” … “Watch yo back” … and “I will kill you.
Yes, the terrifying fear in this situation comes from Rihanna’s illiterate teenage fans, not Chris Brown’s unpredictable toddleresque rage. Below are images of the happy couple in Chris’ car and what we should already start referring to as Exhibits A-J.
Speaking of Chris Brown, you may remember that he stole an iPhone from this girl a few weeks ago after she took his picture. The Miami Herald says that Tyga, who was with Brown at the time, told police that Brown took the phone because:
(He) was taking two groupies home — not good when one is trying to hook back up with one’s high-profile ex-girlfriend.
Tyga told detectives: “The guy’s trying to get back with Rihanna, and he knows what wouldn’t happen if the photos ended up online.”
Now you might think that “Yeah but I was banging some whores” is a rock-solid legal defense and makes it ok to steal someones $500 phone, but actually it doesn’t. So why hasn’t Brown been arrested? The sometimes reliable Media Take Out says they know:
Rapper Tyga was in the car with Chris when he ALLEGEDLY took the girl’s phone (and) Tyga threw the phone out the car window.
Well, a business associate of Tyga’s went back and retrieved the phone and gave the phone to the to the police! So as we speak, Miami FORENSICS is looking over the phone, to try and determine whether Chris Brown’s FINGERPRINTS are on the phone. If they are, Chris will CERTAINLY be charged.
That whole thing sounds like bullshit, by the way. If his friend already told police that Brown took the phone, it verifies the victims story. What do his fingerprints have to do with anything? He could have wiped those off. Because if there’s one thing Chris Brown has experience at, it’s what to do after committing a crime in a car.
There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from “sympathetic victim” to “hoodrat dumbass”, which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a 23-year-old, half black, half Vietnamese model named Karrueche Tran.
On Saturday she posted this picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and gold hoop earrings on her twitter with the caption:
This kinda got lost in all the Academy Award stuff but it shouldn’t have because on Friday, one of Rihannas fans was thinking about the time when Chris Brown turned to Rihanna and:
“…punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”
“I gotta admit, I lost a lot of respect for @rihanna.. Makin a song w/ the dude that beat your face off is not a good look.”
Despite the fact that she has over 14 million followers, Rihanna actually saw that tweet and tried to explain why she’s forgiven Chris Brown.
“neither is your avi #clapback”
Oh wait no. I guess she didn’t try to explain. I guess she just saw the girls twitter picture and called her fat. And a “cyber bully”. So, whatever. Go Rihanna, be an idiot. Go date Chris Brown again, and then get your ass beat again. I bet the sunglasses salesman in your mall can’t wait.
Christal Spann is the woman who claims she took a picture of Chris Brown, who then stole her phone (a $500 iPhone 4S) and yelled, “Bitch, you not gonna put this up on a website.” And in this video taken moments after the incident, Spann and her two friends seem sincere as they tell the police what happened, and there’s no apparent discrepancies between what they say here and what they would say later in the police report.
Brown hasn’t said anything about this on his twitter, and no warrant has been issued yet, but if it is, and he’s found guilty, that would violate his probation. But first they have to prove that someone with such a well documented respect for women would steal a girls phone and call her a bitch. Good luck with that.