As previously implied by the headline, Chris Brown and the Rihanna are talking again, at least on twitter. Chris sent a tweet to Rihanna early this morning saying Happy Birthday, which she thanked him for and then retweeted. He of course calls her by her real name “Robyn” because he knows her in real life. And thanks to him so does her ambulance driver for the same reason.
It usually goes without saying that a guy won’t get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he’s figured out a clever way to put his new ladies at ease.
Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.
“He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!”
Counters Brown’s rep: “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”
You would be? Why? Chris Brown says shit that stupid all the time. And women need to understand that his pick-up lines are not legally binding contracts, so he still can beat you. And he will. And then it’s just your word against his in regards to your gentleman’s agreement.
Chris Brown went on his twitter with a message for everyone who thought it was inappropriate for him to return and perform on the Grammys, and according to MTV, that message was to fuck off. Or maybe it’s not, I can barely even read this. All I can tell for sure from dipshits posting is that the Grammy is very definitely not an award for Grammer.
Rihanna dyed her hair blond and put on her sluttiest top last night, then headed to Greystone Manor, which sounds like a haunted bed and breakfast, but is actually a club in West Hollywood. And there are reports (based mostly on this twitter) that she was there with Chris Brown, which will only help fuel the rumor that they’re back together.
Rihanna hasn’t said anything publicly about that yet, which could mean it’s simply not true, or that she’s been trying to signal for help in a code we’re not picking up on.
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When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, “I’d hit that”. That guy’s a real jerk.
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Chris Brown was expected to perform at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in England on Saturday, but he was denied a work visa due to the assault conviction he got after beating up Rihanna. Another red flag was that his stated purpose was to honor someone who got little boys drunk and sodomized them.