Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption “rehearsal attire”. The ‘Pose Like A Fag Championships’ are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you!
Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open shirt and lots of makeup on her face. Nothing suspicious about that.
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Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and…
“(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand.
The assault caused (her) mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”
And though it was revealed that Brown failed a drug test in June for smoking marijuana, he was let off with a warning, but since it was such a big day for Chris, Rihanna went on twitter and sent her best…
“Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today! Remember that whatever God does in our lives, it is WELL DONE!!!”
“Wait how did I get dragged in to this with you two idiots,” God replied. “And what in the fuck gave you the idea that punching girls was part of my plan? Who told you that, the girl puncher? Well of course that asshole is gonna say that.”
Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if there’s four of them, and they have a stun gun, there’s almost no elderly person they won’t scream at or chase around a parking lot.
The man in the blue shirt (pictured) was eating at Subway when Chris’ posse started harassing an elderly lady who was working at the restaurant because they didn’t want to pay for extra meat.
When another elderly man tried to stand up for her, they turned on him before the mystery man stood up to them.
They got the man outside and were taunting him with racial slurs before Chris pulls up in his Lamborghini. Chris’ bodyguard pulls out a stun gun and chases the man around the parking lot before the cops showed up and broke up the scene.
Yes but did Chris Brown and his friends have any skittles? Did they have a nice smile when they were 12? What kind of grades did they get? As I understand it, these are the things we should focus on with this kind of thing.
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Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune’ has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it’s not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London.
And he totally deserves it, because he’s an asshole who beats women (or “woman” at least), but I don’t get the warning. He’s… he’s not behind me is he? Is he here in the store? Wait where’s my girlfriend?
Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA’s last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other a little hug and kiss.
Keep in mind that the last time they were this close at an awards show, he was getting texts from another girl and then beat Rihanna when she found out. Most girls would still be mad just about the texts. And if they were beaten like Rihanna was, the only way they’d speak to you is to tell you what field they threw your penis in after cutting it off in your sleep.
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