nice hands, spaz

By brendon March 23, 2011 @ 9:59 AM

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After his childish little temper tantrum yesterday, Chris Brown went to the basketball courts on West 4th street in New York City, and I don’t have the box score in front of me but I get the feeling he’s not as good as he thinks he is. And by that I mean he’s a fucking spaz.

If you don’t know anything about basketball, just take my word for it when I say that your legs aren’t supposed to be doing this when you shoot. The best defense against a player like Chris is to just stand there and wait for him to fall down. Number 2 decided to D him up anyway, and hopefully that girl in the scarf got a cool picture of the ball rocketing over her head. As it cleared the buildings, due to it’s fiery tail, many thought the ball was a comet.

the police were or were not called on Chris Brown

By brendon March 22, 2011 @ 3:38 PM

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Depending on who’s right, the NYPD was either called or not this morning after Chris Brown threw a hissy fit and smashed a window at Good Morning America, and now may or may not be in trouble. Radar quotes a source who says…

“The police weren’t called, and unless ABC decides to call the NYPD, no action will be taken.”

While TMZ says as close as you can get to the exact opposite short of writing the sentence backwards.

ABC staffers called the cops after Chris Brown’s tirade this AM to document the broken window in the building, and this could spell big trouble for the famous singer who is currently on probation.
If Chris did indeed smash the window, it probably constitutes at least 2 crimes — vandalism and assault on the passersby below.   As a result, the judge in the Rihanna battery case could revoke Chris’ probation and, worst case scenario, he could end up in prison.

Unfortunately no one actually saw Brown break the window, and for whatever reason the NYPD never actually showed up, so he’s likely in no trouble whatsoever. When asked for a comment, Paris Hilton said they should arrest him anyway, because “he’s probably guilty of something”, and then some stuff about the show running out of fried chicken and putting a tire swing in the dressing room for “them” to play on. After that it got pretty racist.

Chris Brown is tired of there bullsh*t

By brendon March 22, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

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Though Good Morning America host Robin Roberts now says she talked to Brown before their interview today and got his direct approval to ask about Rihanna, once she did, he quietly simmered and then freaked the fuck out. At first he just tried to change the subject, saying…

“It’s not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I’m past that in my life. I think today’s the album day so that’s what I’m focused on. Everybody go get that album.”

Yeah that didn’t work. ABC News says…

Roberts asked Brown about the situation two more times; Brown seemed increasingly agitated as their conversation progressed. After the interview, Brown performed.
The moment the song ended, he let loose.
The show’s hair and makeup staff said they had called security because they heard loud noises coming from Brown’s dressing room.
It was then discovered that a window had been smashed in Brown’s dressing room. The thick glass was destroyed and strewn across the street below.

Though it’s down now, Brown went on his twitter just moments after all this and wrote that post in the headline picture. It takes a big man to admit he’s over that time he beat his girlfriend until she was almost unconscious, to let go of the past and move on. In a sense he’s one of our greatest heros.

(source for pics of the window Brown smashed = inf daily)

Chris Brown went nuts, smashed a window on GMA

By brendon March 22, 2011 @ 9:58 AM

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The last time we saw Chris Brown, he was telling the New York Post that he’s a grown ass man and was done apologizing for beating up Rihanna. He said it was a “mishap”, a one time thing, punching a woman in the face was just a phase, like fubu jerseys, and he was over it. He even said…

“…you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.”

So Chris Brown isn’t violent or angry anymore, and if you question him about it, he’ll get angry and smash all your shit.

Chris Brown exploded in rage behind the scenes at “Good Morning America” this morning … smashing a window and storming out without a shirt … Sources tell TMZ … and it was triggered by on-air questions about the Rihanna incident.
Brown performed and was interviewed by Robin Roberts when she began asking about (Rihanna). 
Brown tried to redirect the questions to focus on his album — but Roberts continued to ask about (Rihanna).
…after the interview, Brown freaked out, storming into his dressing room and screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security.
…he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway.
…by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do.

Brown is still on probation, so if this really happened as its being reported and police get involved, he’s in serious trouble, as he should be. In Browns defense, that window had been talkin shit all morning. Not so tough now are you, window! Who’s the man now, shirt!

SEXY UPDATE – now with pictures of Chris Brown, Bethenny Frankel and Elisabeth Hasselbeck outside the Good Morning America studios. You might notice that Chris is the only one without a shirt.

Chris Brown really is a jackass

By brendon March 09, 2011 @ 4:45 PM

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Chris Brown has an interview in tomorrows New York Post, and he talks about the fallout from that time he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Long story short, he’s gotten over it. Us says…

Brown says he’s done apologizing for the brutal Rihanna attack. “At the end of the day. If I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.”
In the wake of that shocking scandal, Brown says “a handful of people stuck by me.” Still, he complains that many folks “turn[ed] away. They don’t want to get involved with it because they don’t want their name attached to anything negative. Unknowingly, they kind of show their true colors when they do that.”
He doesn’t exactly fault those former friends for walking away after the assault — which he calls a “mishap.”
“You can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.”
“The last two years, everybody dissed me,” Brown says. “But my fans were so dedicated. The way I look at it is, you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.”

Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. If he walks around upset it’ll prove he’s angry. This didn’t prove it. Right now we just don’t know, it’s a coin toss, but if he’s frowning… ah-ha!

Monday morning headlines

By brendon March 07, 2011 @ 12:43 PM

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CHRIS BROWN – took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I’m sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how it turns out. (media take out)

RANGO – won the weekend box office with $38 million, easily beating the Adjustment Bureau which was second with $20.9M. When Matt Damon heard about this, he took a knife and ran the blade over the palm of his hand, made a fist and squeezed the blood through his fingers and vowed to get his revenge on Johnny Depp, so stay tuned. (deadline)

AUDRINA PATRIDGE – filmed her new show in Palm beach, Florida, and I would skip these if I were you because she looked terrible. Her only appeal was her big tits and they look way smaller now, and my interest in her is directly proportionate to her breast size. (splash and inf daily)