Lindsay Lohan is trolling for friends on twitter

By brendon August 30, 2011 @ 2:16 PM

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Lindsay Lohan wasn’t invited to the MTV Video Music Awards this year (which is amazing considering that she actually hosted the movie awards in 2004) and so the closest she can get to any real celebrities these days is with her TV and her twitter. So that’s why after Chris Brown took the stage, she wrote

@ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs

Which the desperate-for-approval Brown promptly re-tweeted, and led the desperate-for-friends Lohan to reply

@chrisbrown wanna meet?

Um, she does realize we can all see this right? This isn’t her own personal message system. She might not because she also follows this Chris Brown, who doesn’t follow her back so they don’t seem to know each other. So I’m assuming she followed the wrong one. It’s sort of stunning to see how dumb she is. It’s to the point now where you wonder how she manages to feed and clothe herself.

Friday headlines, with even more Kelly Brook

By brendon July 15, 2011 @ 4:52 PM

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MARTIN SCORSESE – has released a trailer for his movie ‘Hugo’, which is notable because it’s Scorseses first 3D movie, and for months people have been saying that this is the movie that could take 3D from an easy gimmick to a serious tool for talented directors to use. Also Borat falls down a lot. (apple)

CHRIS BROWN – performed on the Today show this morning and brought in a record crowd of 18,000. When asked about the crowd, Brown proudly said, “This is more girls than I could punch in a lifetime.” today

ELIN NORDEGREN – has traded up financially by going from Tiger Woods to date investor Jamie Dingman, the son of billionaire Michael Dingman. If this doesn’t work out she’ll pretty much have to date Mr. Burns. (ny post)

KELLY BROOK – showed the bikinis versatility today by wearing one to go shopping. If you’re a hot girl with big boobs, it really is the only outfit you need. The bikini: at work, home, or on the go! (splash)

Chris Brown gave another half assed apology

By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 1:00 PM

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Chris Brown went on 106 and Park yesterday and apologized for his actions on Tuesday when he smashed a window in his dressing room at Good Morning America, but it turns out he should be the one getting an apology, because this was all a big set up.

“First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed with the way I acted.”
“A lot of people don’t know what went down, and obviously when I do shows or when I do interviews, we always send out a talking point sheet. As the interview proceeded, it was kinda thrown off. I was thrown off by it.”

“I felt like they told us this just so they could get us on the show so they can exploit me. So I took it very, very hard and I really kinda kept my composure throughout the whole interview, although you can see me upset, I kept my composure, I did my performance.”

“And when I got back [stage] I just let off steam. I didn’t physically hurt anyone, I didn’t try to hurt anyone, I just wanted to release the anger that I had inside me because I felt that I worked so hard for this music and I felt like people kept just trying to take it away from me.”

The reality of course is that he was not tricked in any way, and in fact Robin Roberts spoke to Brown before the interview and asked if it was ok to talk about Rihanna. He said it was, then went all apeshit anyway. Christ, it’s just Robin Roberts. It’s not like he was being questioned by the Stasi. If Chris Brown wants me to call him a “faggot”, he’s doing a great job lately.

nice hands, spaz

By brendon March 23, 2011 @ 9:59 AM

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After his childish little temper tantrum yesterday, Chris Brown went to the basketball courts on West 4th street in New York City, and I don’t have the box score in front of me but I get the feeling he’s not as good as he thinks he is. And by that I mean he’s a fucking spaz.

If you don’t know anything about basketball, just take my word for it when I say that your legs aren’t supposed to be doing this when you shoot. The best defense against a player like Chris is to just stand there and wait for him to fall down. Number 2 decided to D him up anyway, and hopefully that girl in the scarf got a cool picture of the ball rocketing over her head. As it cleared the buildings, due to it’s fiery tail, many thought the ball was a comet.

the police were or were not called on Chris Brown

By brendon March 22, 2011 @ 3:38 PM

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Depending on who’s right, the NYPD was either called or not this morning after Chris Brown threw a hissy fit and smashed a window at Good Morning America, and now may or may not be in trouble. Radar quotes a source who says…

“The police weren’t called, and unless ABC decides to call the NYPD, no action will be taken.”

While TMZ says as close as you can get to the exact opposite short of writing the sentence backwards.

ABC staffers called the cops after Chris Brown’s tirade this AM to document the broken window in the building, and this could spell big trouble for the famous singer who is currently on probation.
If Chris did indeed smash the window, it probably constitutes at least 2 crimes — vandalism and assault on the passersby below.   As a result, the judge in the Rihanna battery case could revoke Chris’ probation and, worst case scenario, he could end up in prison.

Unfortunately no one actually saw Brown break the window, and for whatever reason the NYPD never actually showed up, so he’s likely in no trouble whatsoever. When asked for a comment, Paris Hilton said they should arrest him anyway, because “he’s probably guilty of something”, and then some stuff about the show running out of fried chicken and putting a tire swing in the dressing room for “them” to play on. After that it got pretty racist.

Chris Brown is tired of there bullsh*t

By brendon March 22, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

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Though Good Morning America host Robin Roberts now says she talked to Brown before their interview today and got his direct approval to ask about Rihanna, once she did, he quietly simmered and then freaked the fuck out. At first he just tried to change the subject, saying…

“It’s not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I’m past that in my life. I think today’s the album day so that’s what I’m focused on. Everybody go get that album.”

Yeah that didn’t work. ABC News says…

Roberts asked Brown about the situation two more times; Brown seemed increasingly agitated as their conversation progressed. After the interview, Brown performed.
The moment the song ended, he let loose.
The show’s hair and makeup staff said they had called security because they heard loud noises coming from Brown’s dressing room.
It was then discovered that a window had been smashed in Brown’s dressing room. The thick glass was destroyed and strewn across the street below.

Though it’s down now, Brown went on his twitter just moments after all this and wrote that post in the headline picture. It takes a big man to admit he’s over that time he beat his girlfriend until she was almost unconscious, to let go of the past and move on. In a sense he’s one of our greatest heros.

(source for pics of the window Brown smashed = inf daily)