Chris Brown robbed and threatened a fan

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 8:24 PM


Chris Brown is constantly surrounded by haters, like the girl whose iPhone he stole while yelling, “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website.” She actually went to the police if you can believe that, because she be tryin to tear a good brotha down.

CBS News in Miami says…

According to the Miami Beach police incident report, Chris Brown and rapper Tyga were leaving the Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach on Feb. 19th when a fan followed him outside to his car.
When Brown got into his Black Bentley, Christal Shanae Spann pulled out her iPhone and took a picture … Spann told police Brown got angry, reached through his car window and snatched the phone from her hands.
The singer then told her, “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website,” according to the report. Brown then rolled up his window and drove away with her iPhone.

Daamn, this Christal girl is just as bad as everyone who still brings up Rihanna and her bashed-in face. Brown is all about positivity now, the whole stolen iPhone thing was almost a week ago. All these haters need to stop living in the past and focus on Chris Browns bright future. Peace and God Bless.

take notes Chris Brown

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 5:28 PM


Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren’t so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a concert and then sang ‘Gunpowder and Lead,’ which is about domestic violence and a woman who fantasizes about killing her abuser.

And there’s this video posted by WWE superstar C.M. Punk, where he calmly invites Brown into a ring, and among other awesome things, says…

“I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.”

But obviously Brown will never get into a ring with Punk because Brown is only brave enough to fight unsuspecting girls. If he did fight Punk it would look like a childbirth video. And by that I mean it would end with Brown in a hospital, curled up and crying and covered in oozing blood.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are working together again too

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 2:45 PM


Rihanna, who is apparently rich and doesn’t hold a grudge, is not only speaking to Chris Brown but working with him again too.

On Monday the former couple (who are rumored to be seeing each other in secret) threw us for a loop when they both released remixes featuring each others vocals.
We knew that Brown was the “shocking” addition to “Birthday Cake” that producers promised, but we were more than surprised to hear Rihanna singing on Brown’s remix for “Turn Up The Music.”

Some might think Rihanna is dumb to forgive Brown after beating her until she was almost unconscious, but he did that way back in 2009, when shoving girls faces into car windows was all the rage. Everyone was doing it back then.

(image source of rihanna yesterday in london = bauer griffin)

Rihanna and Chris Brown are tweeting

By brendon February 20, 2012 @ 1:59 PM


As previously implied by the headline, Chris Brown and the Rihanna are talking again, at least on twitter. Chris sent a tweet to Rihanna early this morning saying Happy Birthday, which she thanked him for and then retweeted. He of course calls her by her real name “Robyn” because he knows her in real life. And thanks to him so does her ambulance driver for the same reason.

“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.”

By brendon February 16, 2012 @ 2:14 PM


It usually goes without saying that a guy won’t get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he’s figured out a clever way to put his new ladies at ease.

Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.
“He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!”
Counters Brown’s rep: “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”

You would be? Why? Chris Brown says shit that stupid all the time. And women need to understand that his pick-up lines are not legally binding contracts, so he still can beat you. And he will. And then it’s just your word against his in regards to your gentleman’s agreement.

Chris Brown is a real tough guy

By brendon February 15, 2012 @ 5:51 PM


Chris Brown went on his twitter with a message for everyone who thought it was inappropriate for him to return and perform on the Grammys, and according to MTV, that message was to fuck off. Or maybe it’s not, I can barely even read this. All I can tell for sure from dipshits posting is that the Grammy is very definitely not an award for Grammer.