Chris Brown went nuts, smashed a window on GMA

By brendon March 22, 2011 @ 9:58 AM

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The last time we saw Chris Brown, he was telling the New York Post that he’s a grown ass man and was done apologizing for beating up Rihanna. He said it was a “mishap”, a one time thing, punching a woman in the face was just a phase, like fubu jerseys, and he was over it. He even said…

“…you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.”

So Chris Brown isn’t violent or angry anymore, and if you question him about it, he’ll get angry and smash all your shit.

Chris Brown exploded in rage behind the scenes at “Good Morning America” this morning … smashing a window and storming out without a shirt … Sources tell TMZ … and it was triggered by on-air questions about the Rihanna incident.
Brown performed and was interviewed by Robin Roberts when she began asking about (Rihanna). 
Brown tried to redirect the questions to focus on his album — but Roberts continued to ask about (Rihanna).
…after the interview, Brown freaked out, storming into his dressing room and screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security.
…he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway.
…by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do.

Brown is still on probation, so if this really happened as its being reported and police get involved, he’s in serious trouble, as he should be. In Browns defense, that window had been talkin shit all morning. Not so tough now are you, window! Who’s the man now, shirt!

SEXY UPDATE – now with pictures of Chris Brown, Bethenny Frankel and Elisabeth Hasselbeck outside the Good Morning America studios. You might notice that Chris is the only one without a shirt.

Chris Brown really is a jackass

By brendon March 09, 2011 @ 4:45 PM

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Chris Brown has an interview in tomorrows New York Post, and he talks about the fallout from that time he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Long story short, he’s gotten over it. Us says…

Brown says he’s done apologizing for the brutal Rihanna attack. “At the end of the day. If I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.”
In the wake of that shocking scandal, Brown says “a handful of people stuck by me.” Still, he complains that many folks “turn[ed] away. They don’t want to get involved with it because they don’t want their name attached to anything negative. Unknowingly, they kind of show their true colors when they do that.”
He doesn’t exactly fault those former friends for walking away after the assault — which he calls a “mishap.”
“You can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.”
“The last two years, everybody dissed me,” Brown says. “But my fans were so dedicated. The way I look at it is, you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.”

Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. If he walks around upset it’ll prove he’s angry. This didn’t prove it. Right now we just don’t know, it’s a coin toss, but if he’s frowning… ah-ha!

Monday morning headlines

By brendon March 07, 2011 @ 12:43 PM

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CHRIS BROWN – took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I’m sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how it turns out. (media take out)

RANGO – won the weekend box office with $38 million, easily beating the Adjustment Bureau which was second with $20.9M. When Matt Damon heard about this, he took a knife and ran the blade over the palm of his hand, made a fist and squeezed the blood through his fingers and vowed to get his revenge on Johnny Depp, so stay tuned. (deadline)

AUDRINA PATRIDGE – filmed her new show in Palm beach, Florida, and I would skip these if I were you because she looked terrible. Her only appeal was her big tits and they look way smaller now, and my interest in her is directly proportionate to her breast size. (splash and inf daily)

thankfully, Chris Brown has fully recovered

By brendon March 01, 2011 @ 12:38 PM

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Last week Media Take Out released 2 new pictures of Rihanna, taken shortly after she was beaten up by her boyfriend Chris Brown on February 8th, 2009. Now they have a picture of Chris that same night, apparently taken by the police who were being sarcastic.

According to legend, these show Brown with a busted and inflamed lip, though to be honest I can’t see any difference. Which makes me feel vaguely racist. So thanks Media Take Out, way to make me feel bad about myself.

Chris Brown really beat the hell out of Rihanna

By brendon February 24, 2011 @ 11:56 AM

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Everyone has seen the famous picture of Rihanna shortly after Chris Brown beat her on February 8th, 2009, but there have always been reports that more pictures existed. And now Media Take Out has two of them.

It’s still hard to believe he did this to a girl, to his girlfriend, and never spent one day in jail. I don’t understand how that’s possible. But I don’t really understand how cameras work either, so what do I know. I also believe that my crops don’t grow because they’re hexed by a warlock, and I call electricity “white fire”.

Chris Brown is making exciting new friends

By brendon December 30, 2010 @ 11:51 AM

Last night, Raz B, a singer who used to be a member of the group B2K, was sittin there thinking, how can niggas like Eric Benet and Chris Brown disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry and Rihanna. And so he tweeted…

“Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna”

Which got Chris Browns attention. Knowing that Raz had been molested by B2K’s manager at one point, Brown replied…

“nigga you want attention! Grow up nigga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy.”

“Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won’t complaining about getting butplugged!” #homothug!!!

Now enter Raz’s brother, a guy who would sound a lot scarier if he didn’t call himself Ricky Romance and make videos with commercials about how to make the holidays even happier loudly interrupting his tough guy theatrics. He made a video and said…

“If I see you in LA my dude, Im’a put my mother fuckin pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you. All right, so make sure you keep them tweets to yourself my nigga, and make sure you apologize.”

At this point the death threat is interrupted to announce great holiday deals from Honda, the car company with the highest owner loyalty.

“Chris Brown step your game up my homeboy. When I see you my nigga I will smack you in your mouth nigga, beat you up drag you down the street and treat you like a little bitch my nigga. This aint no mother fuckin games homeboy. You aint welcome in LA and if I catch you alone, watch what Im’a do to you.”

Do people really still say “homeboy”? I don’t think they do. It’s like I’m being threatened by DJ Jazzy Jeff.