Rihanna and her blond hair partied with Chris Brown

By brendon February 06, 2012 @ 4:05 PM

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Rihanna dyed her hair blond and put on her sluttiest top last night, then headed to Greystone Manor, which sounds like a haunted bed and breakfast, but is actually a club in West Hollywood. And there are reports (based mostly on this twitter) that she was there with Chris Brown, which will only help fuel the rumor that they’re back together.

Rihanna hasn’t said anything publicly about that yet, which could mean it’s simply not true, or that she’s been trying to signal for help in a code we’re not picking up on.

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it’s the best Rihanna picture ever

By brendon January 12, 2012 @ 4:56 PM

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When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, “I’d hit that”. That guy’s a real jerk.

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Chris Brown was banned from England

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 2:22 AM

Chris Brown was expected to perform at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in England on Saturday, but he was denied a work visa due to the assault conviction he got after beating up Rihanna. Another red flag was that his stated purpose was to honor someone who got little boys drunk and sodomized them.

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Lindsay Lohan is trolling for friends on twitter

By brendon August 30, 2011 @ 2:16 PM

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Lindsay Lohan wasn’t invited to the MTV Video Music Awards this year (which is amazing considering that she actually hosted the movie awards in 2004) and so the closest she can get to any real celebrities these days is with her TV and her twitter. So that’s why after Chris Brown took the stage, she wrote

@ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs

Which the desperate-for-approval Brown promptly re-tweeted, and led the desperate-for-friends Lohan to reply

@chrisbrown wanna meet?

Um, she does realize we can all see this right? This isn’t her own personal message system. She might not because she also follows this Chris Brown, who doesn’t follow her back so they don’t seem to know each other. So I’m assuming she followed the wrong one. It’s sort of stunning to see how dumb she is. It’s to the point now where you wonder how she manages to feed and clothe herself.

Friday headlines, with even more Kelly Brook

By brendon July 15, 2011 @ 4:52 PM

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MARTIN SCORSESE – has released a trailer for his movie ‘Hugo’, which is notable because it’s Scorseses first 3D movie, and for months people have been saying that this is the movie that could take 3D from an easy gimmick to a serious tool for talented directors to use. Also Borat falls down a lot. (apple)

CHRIS BROWN – performed on the Today show this morning and brought in a record crowd of 18,000. When asked about the crowd, Brown proudly said, “This is more girls than I could punch in a lifetime.” today

ELIN NORDEGREN – has traded up financially by going from Tiger Woods to date investor Jamie Dingman, the son of billionaire Michael Dingman. If this doesn’t work out she’ll pretty much have to date Mr. Burns. (ny post)

KELLY BROOK – showed the bikinis versatility today by wearing one to go shopping. If you’re a hot girl with big boobs, it really is the only outfit you need. The bikini: at work, home, or on the go! (splash)

Chris Brown gave another half assed apology

By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 1:00 PM

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Chris Brown went on 106 and Park yesterday and apologized for his actions on Tuesday when he smashed a window in his dressing room at Good Morning America, but it turns out he should be the one getting an apology, because this was all a big set up.

“First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed with the way I acted.”
“A lot of people don’t know what went down, and obviously when I do shows or when I do interviews, we always send out a talking point sheet. As the interview proceeded, it was kinda thrown off. I was thrown off by it.”

“I felt like they told us this just so they could get us on the show so they can exploit me. So I took it very, very hard and I really kinda kept my composure throughout the whole interview, although you can see me upset, I kept my composure, I did my performance.”

“And when I got back [stage] I just let off steam. I didn’t physically hurt anyone, I didn’t try to hurt anyone, I just wanted to release the anger that I had inside me because I felt that I worked so hard for this music and I felt like people kept just trying to take it away from me.”

The reality of course is that he was not tricked in any way, and in fact Robin Roberts spoke to Brown before the interview and asked if it was ok to talk about Rihanna. He said it was, then went all apeshit anyway. Christ, it’s just Robin Roberts. It’s not like he was being questioned by the Stasi. If Chris Brown wants me to call him a “faggot”, he’s doing a great job lately.