Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 6:07 PM

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There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from “sympathetic victim” to “hoodrat dumbass”, which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a 23-year-old, half black, half Vietnamese model named Karrueche Tran.

On Saturday she posted this picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and gold hoop earrings on her twitter with the caption:

“Ima make u my bitch,”

And yesterday she added:

“I’m a leader, yall on some followin shit … coming in dis game on some modeling shit!”

I don’t speak Thug Retard but the Daily News says those were insults directed at Tran, who has now replied with a facebook post that says:

“I’m Angeline, you’re Jen. C’mon you see where Brad is at,”

I assume that’s supposed to be “Angelina”, as in Jolie, but that’s really only a guess because these people write and spell like they just landed here on a fucking spaceship.

(image source = splash and fame/flynet)

Rihanna is sort of a bitch

By brendon February 28, 2012 @ 6:34 PM

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This kinda got lost in all the Academy Award stuff but it shouldn’t have because on Friday, one of Rihannas fans was thinking about the time when Chris Brown turned to Rihanna and:

“…punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”

So the fan went on twitter and posted this:

“I gotta admit, I lost a lot of respect for @rihanna.. Makin a song w/ the dude that beat your face off is not a good look.”

Despite the fact that she has over 14 million followers, Rihanna actually saw that tweet and tried to explain why she’s forgiven Chris Brown.

“neither is your avi #clapback”

Oh wait no. I guess she didn’t try to explain. I guess she just saw the girls twitter picture and called her fat. And a “cyber bully”. So, whatever. Go Rihanna, be an idiot. Go date Chris Brown again, and then get your ass beat again. I bet the sunglasses salesman in your mall can’t wait.

Chris Brown totally stole this girls $500 phone

By brendon February 24, 2012 @ 6:24 PM

Christal Spann is the woman who claims she took a picture of Chris Brown, who then stole her phone (a $500 iPhone 4S) and yelled, “Bitch, you not gonna put this up on a website.” And in this video taken moments after the incident, Spann and her two friends seem sincere as they tell the police what happened, and there’s no apparent discrepancies between what they say here and what they would say later in the police report.

Brown hasn’t said anything about this on his twitter, and no warrant has been issued yet, but if it is, and he’s found guilty, that would violate his probation. But first they have to prove that someone with such a well documented respect for women would steal a girls phone and call her a bitch. Good luck with that.

Chris Brown robbed and threatened a fan

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 8:24 PM

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Chris Brown is constantly surrounded by haters, like the girl whose iPhone he stole while yelling, “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website.” She actually went to the police if you can believe that, because she be tryin to tear a good brotha down.

CBS News in Miami says…

According to the Miami Beach police incident report, Chris Brown and rapper Tyga were leaving the Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach on Feb. 19th when a fan followed him outside to his car.
When Brown got into his Black Bentley, Christal Shanae Spann pulled out her iPhone and took a picture … Spann told police Brown got angry, reached through his car window and snatched the phone from her hands.
The singer then told her, “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website,” according to the report. Brown then rolled up his window and drove away with her iPhone.

Daamn, this Christal girl is just as bad as everyone who still brings up Rihanna and her bashed-in face. Brown is all about positivity now, the whole stolen iPhone thing was almost a week ago. All these haters need to stop living in the past and focus on Chris Browns bright future. Peace and God Bless.

take notes Chris Brown

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 5:28 PM

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Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren’t so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a concert and then sang ‘Gunpowder and Lead,’ which is about domestic violence and a woman who fantasizes about killing her abuser.

And there’s this video posted by WWE superstar C.M. Punk, where he calmly invites Brown into a ring, and among other awesome things, says…

“I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.”

But obviously Brown will never get into a ring with Punk because Brown is only brave enough to fight unsuspecting girls. If he did fight Punk it would look like a childbirth video. And by that I mean it would end with Brown in a hospital, curled up and crying and covered in oozing blood.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are working together again too

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 2:45 PM

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Rihanna, who is apparently rich and doesn’t hold a grudge, is not only speaking to Chris Brown but working with him again too.

On Monday the former couple (who are rumored to be seeing each other in secret) threw us for a loop when they both released remixes featuring each others vocals.
We knew that Brown was the “shocking” addition to “Birthday Cake” that producers promised, but we were more than surprised to hear Rihanna singing on Brown’s remix for “Turn Up The Music.”

Some might think Rihanna is dumb to forgive Brown after beating her until she was almost unconscious, but he did that way back in 2009, when shoving girls faces into car windows was all the rage. Everyone was doing it back then.

(image source of rihanna yesterday in london = bauer griffin)