It’s still hard to believe he did this to a girl, to his girlfriend, and never spent one day in jail. I don’t understand how that’s possible. But I don’t really understand how cameras work either, so what do I know. I also believe that my crops don’t grow because they’re hexed by a warlock, and I call electricity “white fire”.
Last night, Raz B, a singer who used to be a member of the group B2K, was sittin there thinking, how can niggas like Eric Benet and Chris Brown disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry and Rihanna. And so he tweeted…
“Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna”
Which got Chris Browns attention. Knowing that Raz had been molested by B2K’s manager at one point, Brown replied…
“nigga you want attention! Grow up nigga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy.”
“Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won’t complaining about getting butplugged!” #homothug!!!
Now enter Raz’s brother, a guy who would sound a lot scarier if he didn’t call himself Ricky Romance and make videos with commercials about how to make the holidays even happier loudly interrupting his tough guy theatrics. He made a video and said…
“If I see you in LA my dude, Im’a put my mother fuckin pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you. All right, so make sure you keep them tweets to yourself my nigga, and make sure you apologize.”
At this point the death threat is interrupted to announce great holiday deals from Honda, the car company with the highest owner loyalty.
“Chris Brown step your game up my homeboy. When I see you my nigga I will smack you in your mouth nigga, beat you up drag you down the street and treat you like a little bitch my nigga. This aint no mother fuckin games homeboy. You aint welcome in LA and if I catch you alone, watch what Im’a do to you.”
Do people really still say “homeboy”? I don’t think they do. It’s like I’m being threatened by DJ Jazzy Jeff.
Chris Brown has been, rightfully, one of the most hated figures in Hollywood ever since he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Before that night he was a guy who everyone generally liked, and since that night he has said time and again how sorry he was and that he would do everything possible to make up for his mistake.
And, apparently, he really meant it.
Brown was in an LA courtroom today to face Judge Patricia Schnegg as he nears the end of his probation, and it’s safe to say she was impressed.
“Of all probationers I’ve ever had, and I’ve had thousands of probationers, no one has ever done a better or more consistent job than you have,” Schnegg said. “And I really want to commend you for taking responsibility, and for actually working diligently to complete all of the things the court has required of you.”
“You’ve done a very good job.”
Well… shit. What can you say. What he did is horrible, and it should follow him forever, but, he’s clearly trying at least. That’s all you can ask out of anybody, right? That’s more than most guys with anger issues do. You know Andy Richter? He has a secret ranch in Mexico where he releases prostitutes, then hunts them down with a bow and arrow. True Story!
As everyone knows, the picture in the headline is Rihanna on February 8, 2009, a few hours after she was riding home from the Grammys with her boyfriend Chris Brown. He got a text from a girl, they had a fight, and he…
“shoved her head against the passenger window… (She) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”
As awful as that picture is, it’s always been well known that it’s actually one of the most flattering ones, and that Browns worst fear was that some of the really bad ones would get out. But I bet Rihannas worst fear was having her boyfriend shove her face into a fucking window, so…
Never-before-seen images of a battered Rihanna have leaked. Radar has seen the four images that were offered to this site for publication. We declined.
The photos were taken in a Los Angeles emergency room where Rihanna was being treated after she was assaulted. (She is) pictured with large welts above each of her eyebrows, marks on both of her cheeks and a split lip.
The most graphic photo is a close-up; her left eye bloodied and bruised, with four lesions on her face and multiple cuts on her bottom lip.
A ruler is being held up which shows the reddish swelling to span two inches – from the bottom of her eye almost all the way down to her mouth.
In another image, Rihanna is shown pulling her busted lips apart to show numerous lacerations on the inside of her mouth.
There appears to be at least five major cuts on the inside of her lips.
I hope these get out. Chris Brown beat his girlfriend until she was almost unconscious. He’s a piece of shit and he deserves to have this haunt him every single day for the rest of his life. At this point his best bet is to just kill himself and roll the dice that he gets reincarnated as a popular singer again.
RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN - might be reconciling. “It’s been almost a year since they last spoke, but Rihanna felt like she could try to be friends with Chris again. Seeing how emotional he was [at the BET Awards] really touched her. She’d never seen him like that before.” Well then I guess he’s changed. Punching girls in the face was probably just a fad he went through, like snap bracelets or acid wash. (celebuzz)
KATE GOSSELIN - sounds so delusional I can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic. On the topic of dating again, a source says, “Kate’s confidence is amazing. She thinks she is a fantastic catch. Not only does she think she has never looked better, Kate also now has a ton of money. As far as she’s concerned, there is nothing not to like. She’s beautiful, rich and thinks of herself as very easy to get along with.” Nothing not to like? How about a vagina that probably looks like something hanging out of a buzzards mouth because more kids have passed through it than the gates at Disneyland. (popeater)
PENELOPE CRUZ AND JAVIER BARDEM - secretly got married earlier this month in the Bahamas after dating for the past 3 years. The story would have broken sooner but these two are so god damned dull everyone kept falling asleep when they tried to write it. (e!)
ANNALYNN MCCORD - went to the Hollywood premier of “Inception” last night in this awesome dress. And although she’s great she might want to avoid this color from now on. With the way her ribs stick out she looks like a sexy greyhound. (wenn, getty)
Chris Brown was a big story this week because instead of singing a song like he was supposed to Sunday night at the BET awards, he wandered around stage like an asshole and cried. And for some inexplicable reason he got good press out of that.
Until now at least.
An insider tells Us magazine the crying was fake. Before he took the stage, one of Brown’s bodyguards gave the singer tear-inducing eye drops.
Brown’s rep denies it (but) the witness says Brown definitely used drops. “He rubbed it in and he started crying.”
Hahaha, you suck Chris Brown. Of course he faked it. That dork cried from start to finish and sang like 10 words. People can still sing while they’re crying. Tears aren’t made of poison, you can still open your mouth and say stuff. If you don’t believe me ask my ex about breaking up with me. She couldn’t hear everything of course because I was lying under her tires so she couldn’t leave and mostly screaming, but I think she got the gist of it.