Chris Brown's Temper Abides

Musical prodigy Chris Brown has been ordered to stay in anger management rehab for another two months. The judge thinks that Chris is still too much like a teen girl on her first period to be released into the free world. Brown affected meditation during the hearing so... read more

Chris Brown Isn't Going To Jail...Again

Chris Brown has his ass saved from prison lights out penetration once again after a judge dismissed a motion to take him out of rehab to serve time in prison. The screechy chick beating douche is currently serving a 90 day stint in rehab and anger management after... read more

Chris Brown Ruined New Year's From Rehab

The staff at Malibu Anger Rehab allows in-patients a half-hour on the villa's front lawn each day to recreate as they please. Most end up gnawing viciously on the grass and cursing out their whore-bitch of a mother cunt, Chris Brown let his girlfriend chew on his tongue... read more

Chris Brown Is All Better Now

When the majority of people in America and maybe even around the world think that you're a colossal asshole, it's generally going to take a lot of PR spin and goodwill to change those minds. But now that Chris Brown has been ordered by a judge to work on his anger... read more

Michael Buble is Not So Good at Telling Jokes

I was  going to ask who the fuck watches the Michael Buble Christmas Special, now in its third year of providing banal entertainment to the elderly and infirmed (I guess I just answered my own question). The better question is who writes the monologue he has to... read more

R. Kelly Thinks Chris Brown Is Jesus

R. Kelly came to the defense of fellow creepy singer Chris Brown by comparing him to Muhammed Ali, Martin Luther King, and Jesus Christ. Kelly was giving an interview for his new album Black Panties when the subject of his many controversies came up. You know, like him... read more

Chris Brown Denied Weed In Rehab

Chris Brown is having a little bit of trouble adjusting to anger management rehab. The reason? They took his weed away. It seems that Chris got into an altercation with the staff when they wouldn't let him carry his dank stash into the facility. You know, since they're... read more

Chris Brown Ordered to Rehab for Being Thrown Out of Rehab

I remember voting in favor of ballot initiatives in California that send non-violent drug arrests to rehab instead of prison. I guess I didn't read the fine print that said violent celebrity offenders also included. Chris Brown got kicked out of rehab for throwing a rock... read more

Anger Rehab Made Chris Brown So Angry

You'd think that violent outbursts in Anger Rehab were pretty common. Sort of like counselors discovering Courtney Love's special rehab pillow cases were made entirely out of edible Oxycodone. Just a by-product of the environment. Apparently not so according to TMZ (who... read more

Chris Brown Is Already Done With Anger Rehab

Singer Chris Brown checked himself into rehab on October 29 after he was accused of assaulting a man in Washington DC, and he had agreed to voluntarily spend up to three months as a patient at a Malibu facility in order to get to the bottom of his rage and violence... read more

Chris Brown Sues Woman Suing Him Because He's Bored

From deep within his Anger Management rehab lair in Malibu, Chris Brown is still effectively managing his personal empire like a stalwart mafia don on the inside. Step one, sue some opportunistic chick who's suing him for knocking her to the ground at a nightclub last... read more

Chris Brown's Fury Ruined Halloween

Two night club Halloween parties canceled. One in L.A., one in Vegas. All thanks to mini-maestro Chris Brown and his fists of uncontrollable rage. I can't imagine the disappointment of thinking you're heading to a Chris Brown Halloween Party only to have Chris check... read more