Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, Don't Think They Know. It makes sense that Brown would be interested in affordable healthcare. Not because he's a humanitarian but because when he puts...read more

Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it's going to end "badly". I don't know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy girl badly. I'd go with the latter. Drake was asked about his beef with America's favorite lady beater in GQ and here is what the suburban childhood...read more

Someone Threatened To Kill Chris Brown

Singer Chris Brown was on hand at last night's Billboard Music Awards to perform his latest single, "Fine China", and because he's like a geography lesson come to life, the performance included Chinese-themed backdrops and Asian backup dancers. Brown also showed off a variety of new dance-fight moves, possibly to let any interested ladies know what they can expect on the first date, but more likely to inform any...read more

Chris Brown Ain't Up For Wife-ing, Not On His Birthday

Piece of shit woman beater Chris Brown announced that he and Rihanna have broken up...again. This time it appears that it has to do with Brown's fear of commitment. You'd think that once you punch a woman into the hospital that that would bond you forever, but no. When asked by an Australian radio show if he was going to spend his 24th birthday alone, he answered not so intelligibly: "Yeah, Imma do it solo. I mean, at...read more

Good Luck Ever Selling That Car, Chris Brown

Chris Brown may be a douchebag, but he wants to remind everyone that he's the king of all douchebags thanks to the new makeover that he ordered for his 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo. Just like his other Gallardo, Brown wanted to make sure that this one stood out when he pulled up to clubs, so he enlisted West Coast Customs founder Ryan Friedlinghaus to turn his Lambo into a giant Gobot. Brown showed the new look off at...read more

Chris Brown Comes to Justin Bieber's Defense

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don't need him and don't want him, he'll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don't want to tell you how I know that.) Brown compared himself to Bieber, saying the press has used both of them as punching bags. "With[Justin], it's a case of how I feel. It's being young, having limitless amount of income for whatever you want to do as...read more

Chris Brown Learns It's Not OK To Beat Women (VIDEO)

Chris Brown sat down with the folks at the Today show to talk about his relationship to Rhianna. He revealed to Matt Lauer that while in court appointed counseling he learned that beating women to a pulp is not a good thing. This dude is 23 years old and he's just now finding out that you shouldn't beat a woman so bad that she has to go to the hospital. Putting aside for a moment how monumentally stupid it is...read more

Rihanna Is Serving Us, Going To Marry Chris Brown

Game. Set. Match. Rihanna. A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her "F-ck you!" to the world.' Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort. ‘Rihanna doesn't want a big dress or boring old confetti,' says our insider. ‘She wants to get married in her bikini and have a carnival atmosphere. ‘They want it...read more

Chris Brown Threatens Parking Attendants on Principle

Chris Brownsays the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. ...the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA -- where Chris was attending a charity event -- was supposed to charge $5 a pop ... but when Chris tried to pick his car up, the valet tried to scam him by charging $10.The source says other people who parked at PINZ last night were...read more

Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails

People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren't digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is Chris really to blame or does life just keep throwing him curveballs? What's a top bottom verstaile R&B star to do when your bodyguard is not giving you respect? You've got to kick his ass off your...read more

Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn't have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love: Brown told the UK Mirror, "Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said,...read more

Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

It still ranks way behind other things he's done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was also nominated for (that's him dressed all in white, like a child magician). And Brown should have even been in a good mood because Rihanna was his...read more

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Having already proven that he's a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won't just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does. Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused ... Im tired yall Just don't understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19...read more

Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn't nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he's reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan. Of course it's not as if Rihanna shouldn't have seen this coming. If...read more