Drake And Chris Brown Don't Have To Pay Shit To Club

A judge threw out a lawsuit aimed at feuding hip hop assmunches Drake and Chris Brown. A company called Entertainment Enterprises (that's vague and porny enough) sued the dimwits for 16 million dollars after they got into a massive brawl and tore up... a completely different club. Entertainment Enterprises owns a club called Greenhouse which is next door to W.i.P. Lounge where the fight actually took place....

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Chris Brown Partied With Playboy Models (VIDEO)

On one hand, it's probably the least surprising revelation of the year that when told Monday that his probation was revoked and that he'd have to appear in court in August to face possible jail time, Chris Brown went and partied at the Playboy Mansion one night later. I don't really blame him, either, because we all know that there's a better chance of Brown curing cancer than serving time in Los Angeles. But it's...

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Chris Brown's Probation Was Revoked

Back in May, Chris Brown and a woman named Olga Gure were in a minor traffic accident, after which he claimed in a long, pathetic, angry Twitter rant that there was no damage to either car and he did not give her false insurance information or the wrong driver's license, despite reports of the contrary. Gure accused Brown of becoming enraged after she took a picture of him and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, while...

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Chris Brown Charged With Hit and Run (VIDEO)

Most everybody hates Chris Brown. Who wouldn't love to hear tales of him fronting as a badass in prison by day, being sodomized by entire cell blocks of hard-timers after lights out. But this shit about busting hardcore idiots for mostly nothing has got to stop. Rear-ending a Mercedes in Beverly Hills and not providing your license to the driver of the other car? I guess that's a crime. So is not volunteering to pay...

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Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, Don't Think They Know. It makes sense that Brown would be interested in affordable healthcare. Not because he's a humanitarian but because when he puts...

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Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it's going to end "badly". I don't know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy girl badly. I'd go with the latter. Drake was asked about his beef with America's favorite lady beater in GQ and here is what the suburban childhood...

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Someone Threatened To Kill Chris Brown

Singer Chris Brown was on hand at last night's Billboard Music Awards to perform his latest single, "Fine China", and because he's like a geography lesson come to life, the performance included Chinese-themed backdrops and Asian backup dancers. Brown also showed off a variety of new dance-fight moves, possibly to let any interested ladies know what they can expect on the first date, but more likely to inform any...

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Chris Brown Ain't Up For Wife-ing, Not On His Birthday

Piece of shit woman beater Chris Brown announced that he and Rihanna have broken up...again. This time it appears that it has to do with Brown's fear of commitment. You'd think that once you punch a woman into the hospital that that would bond you forever, but no. When asked by an Australian radio show if he was going to spend his 24th birthday alone, he answered not so intelligibly: "Yeah, Imma do it solo. I mean, at...

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Good Luck Ever Selling That Car, Chris Brown

Chris Brown may be a douchebag, but he wants to remind everyone that he's the king of all douchebags thanks to the new makeover that he ordered for his 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo. Just like his other Gallardo, Brown wanted to make sure that this one stood out when he pulled up to clubs, so he enlisted West Coast Customs founder Ryan Friedlinghaus to turn his Lambo into a giant Gobot. Brown showed the new look off at...

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Chris Brown Comes to Justin Bieber's Defense

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don't need him and don't want him, he'll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don't want to tell you how I know that.) Brown compared himself to Bieber, saying the press has used both of them as punching bags. "With[Justin], it's a case of how I feel. It's being young, having limitless amount of income for whatever you want to do as...

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Chris Brown Learns It's Not OK To Beat Women (VIDEO)

Chris Brown sat down with the folks at the Today show to talk about his relationship to Rhianna. He revealed to Matt Lauer that while in court appointed counseling he learned that beating women to a pulp is not a good thing. This dude is 23 years old and he's just now finding out that you shouldn't beat a woman so bad that she has to go to the hospital. Putting aside for a moment how monumentally stupid it is for...

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Rihanna Is Serving Us, Going To Marry Chris Brown

Game. Set. Match. Rihanna. A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her "F-ck you!" to the world.' Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort. ‘Rihanna doesn't want a big dress or boring old confetti,' says our insider. ‘She wants to get married in her bikini and have a carnival atmosphere. ‘They want it...

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Chris Brown Threatens Parking Attendants on Principle

Chris Brownsays the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. ...the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA -- where Chris was attending a charity event -- was supposed to charge $5 a pop ... but when Chris tried to pick his car up, the valet tried to scam him by charging $10.The source says other people who parked at PINZ last night were...

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Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails

People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren't digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is Chris really to blame or does life just keep throwing him curveballs? What's a top bottom verstaile R&B star to do when your bodyguard is not giving you respect? You've got to kick his ass off your...

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Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn't have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love: Brown told the UK Mirror, "Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said,...

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