Chris Brown Denied Weed In Rehab

Chris Brown is having a little bit of trouble adjusting to anger management rehab. The reason? They took his weed away. It seems that Chris got into an altercation with the staff when they wouldn't let him carry his dank stash into the facility. You know, since they're... read more

Chris Brown Ordered to Rehab for Being Thrown Out of Rehab

I remember voting in favor of ballot initiatives in California that send non-violent drug arrests to rehab instead of prison. I guess I didn't read the fine print that said violent celebrity offenders also included. Chris Brown got kicked out of rehab for throwing a rock... read more

Anger Rehab Made Chris Brown So Angry

You'd think that violent outbursts in Anger Rehab were pretty common. Sort of like counselors discovering Courtney Love's special rehab pillow cases were made entirely out of edible Oxycodone. Just a by-product of the environment. Apparently not so according to TMZ (who... read more

Chris Brown Is Already Done With Anger Rehab

Singer Chris Brown checked himself into rehab on October 29 after he was accused of assaulting a man in Washington DC, and he had agreed to voluntarily spend up to three months as a patient at a Malibu facility in order to get to the bottom of his rage and violence... read more

Chris Brown Sues Woman Suing Him Because He's Bored

From deep within his Anger Management rehab lair in Malibu, Chris Brown is still effectively managing his personal empire like a stalwart mafia don on the inside. Step one, sue some opportunistic chick who's suing him for knocking her to the ground at a nightclub last... read more

Chris Brown's Fury Ruined Halloween

Two night club Halloween parties canceled. One in L.A., one in Vegas. All thanks to mini-maestro Chris Brown and his fists of uncontrollable rage. I can't imagine the disappointment of thinking you're heading to a Chris Brown Halloween Party only to have Chris check... read more

Chris Brown Wants to Understand Why People Get Upset When He Hits Them

You may remember that last time Chris Brown went to anger management counseling, he learned that he can't be leaving visible marks on his bitches when he gets to feeling like a boiling teapot. But that was court appointed counseling. In the manner of the new celebrity... read more

Tyson Tells Chris Brown To Stop Punching People

Chris Brown was let out of prison today after beating on a guy in D.C. We told you yesterday about the incident in which Brown and his bodyguard kicked some dude's ass outside of the W Hotel for trying to photobomb a picture Chris Brown was taking with a skank fan. The... read more

Chris Brown Arrested For Assault...Again

Hey, guess what Chris Brown was arrested for doing? If you said assault then you are correct! This time he was arrested for beating up some dude outside of the W Hotel in D.C. Witnesses say that the guy tried to put his face into a photo Chris was taking with some skank... read more

Nobody Cares That Chris Brown Was Raped

Chris Brown's revelation last week that he first had sex at age eight created buzz for about five seconds then nobody cared. Except for the rape culture people who care about shit like this, because it's actually kind of important, if you remove the name Chris Brown from... read more

Chris Brown Says People Hate Bieber Because They're Racist

Professional asshole Chris Brown came to the defense of his BFF Justin Bieber by saying that the reason people hate Justin is because of racism. They are hating on Bieber for hanging out with cool black people...like Chris Brown. According to Brown, Bieber-scorn has... read more

Chris Brown Called That Time He Beat Up Rihanna A 'Wake-Up Call'

In a new interview with The Guardian, Chris Brown opens up about a lot of aspects of his life, from his claim that he lost his virginity at age 8 so he could get started on becoming the greatest sexual being this world has ever known to his belief that the media makes... read more