Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

It still ranks way behind other things he's done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was also nominated for (that's him dressed all in white, like a child magician). And Brown should have even been in a good mood because Rihanna was his...read more

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Having already proven that he's a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won't just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does. Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused ... Im tired yall Just don't understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19...read more

Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn't nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he's reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan. Of course it's not as if Rihanna shouldn't have seen this coming. If...read more

Chris Brown fans seem stable

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post "sexy" pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well for Brown, on account of him being a dimwitted retard. Brown: "I look old as fuck! I'm only 23..." Johnson: "I know! Being a worthless piece of shit...read more

punching girls is a good workout

Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption "rehearsal attire". The 'Pose Like A Fag Championships' are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you!read more

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open shirt and lots of makeup on her face. Nothing suspicious about that. (image source = inf)read more

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and... "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle...read more

Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today

Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if there's four of them, and they have a stun gun, there's almost no elderly person they won't scream at or chase around a parking lot. The man in the blue shirt (pictured) was eating at Subway when Chris' posse...read more

Chris Browns new album says he beats women

Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune' has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it's not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London. And he totally deserves it, because he's an asshole who beats women (or "woman" at least), but I don't get the warning. He's... he's not behind me is he? Is he here in the store? Wait where's my girlfriend?read more

Rihanna hugged and kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA's last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other a little hug and kiss. Keep in mind that the last time they were this close at an awards show, he was getting texts from another girl and then beat Rihanna when she found out. Most girls would still be mad just about...read more

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. "Hahaha", said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since. Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to...read more

Chris Brown thinks the Syrian massacre was "not cool"

At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken villages and gunned down entire families to quell the 15-month uprising against Assad. "OMG!!!!! Not cool", Chris Brown noted on twitter. Because someone needed to put those jerks in their place. Atta' boy Chris, let 'em...read more

Chris Brown brags about "smashing" Rihanna like a pumpkin

You were wrong if you thought Chris Brown couldn't be any more of a dickhead but in your defense, you didn't know he was going to release a remix of the Kanye song ‘TheraFlu' last night, and say this at the 1:12 mark: "Don't fuck with my old bitches Like a bad fur Every industry nigga did had her Trick or treat like a pumpkin just to smash her." That may or may not be about Rihanna, but she seems to think it is...read more

Chris Brown is breeding and selling pit bulls now

Chris Brown is selling seven pit bull puppies for $1,000 each on a new site called CBBreeds. A name that actually sort of implies that he's the one fucking the dogs and getting them pregnant but whatever. A release from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles (spcaLA) called Brown a "backyard breeder" and encouraged the singer to use his celebrity to encourage shelter adoptions. "There is no...read more