Tyson Tells Chris Brown To Stop Punching People

Chris Brown was let out of prison today after beating on a guy in D.C.  We told you yesterday about the incident in which Brown and his bodyguard kicked some dude's ass outside of the W Hotel for trying to photobomb a picture Chris Brown was taking with a skank fan. The... read more

Chris Brown Arrested For Assault...Again

Hey, guess what Chris Brown was arrested for doing? If you said assault then you are correct! This time he was arrested for beating up some dude outside of the W Hotel in D.C. Witnesses say that the guy tried to put his face into a photo Chris was taking with some skank... read more

Nobody Cares That Chris Brown Was Raped

Chris Brown's revelation last week that he first had sex at age eight created buzz for about five seconds then nobody cared. Except for the rape culture people who care about shit like this, because it's actually kind of important, if you remove the name Chris Brown from... read more

Chris Brown Says People Hate Bieber Because They're Racist

Professional asshole Chris Brown came to the defense of his BFF Justin Bieber by saying that the reason people hate Justin is because of racism. They are hating on Bieber for hanging out with cool black people...like Chris Brown. According to Brown, Bieber-scorn has... read more

Chris Brown Called That Time He Beat Up Rihanna A 'Wake-Up Call'

In a new interview with The Guardian, Chris Brown opens up about a lot of aspects of his life, from his claim that he lost his virginity at age 8 so he could get started on becoming the greatest sexual being this world has ever known to his belief that the media makes... read more

Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Are Best Friends

Justin Bieber posted the above photo to his Instagram account yesterday, showing off the new graffiti art that Chris Brown sprayed for his half pipe, while calling the guy who bounced Rihanna's face off of a car window "super dope." These two have been friends for a... read more

Chris Brown Says The LA DA Is Racist

Everyone's favorite woman beating dickhole, Chris Brown, is accusing the LA County DA of racism for not accepting his bogus community service forms. It seems that the "singer" fudged some of his community service hours and the DA was all like, "Nuh uh. I call bullshit... read more

Drake And Chris Brown Don't Have To Pay Shit To Club

A judge threw out a lawsuit aimed at feuding hip hop assmunches Drake and Chris Brown. A company called Entertainment Enterprises (that's vague and porny enough) sued the dimwits for 16 million dollars after they got into a massive brawl and tore up... a completely... read more

Chris Brown Partied With Playboy Models (VIDEO)

On one hand, it's probably the least surprising revelation of the year that when told Monday that his probation was revoked and that he'd have to appear in court in August to face possible jail time, Chris Brown went and partied at the Playboy Mansion one night later. I... read more

Chris Brown's Probation Was Revoked

Back in May, Chris Brown and a woman named Olga Gure were in a minor traffic accident, after which he claimed in a long, pathetic, angry Twitter rant that there was no damage to either car and he did not give her false insurance information or the wrong driver's license,... read more

Chris Brown Charged With Hit and Run (VIDEO)

Most everybody hates Chris Brown. Who wouldn't love to hear tales of him fronting as a badass in prison by day, being sodomized by entire cell blocks of hard-timers after lights out. But this shit about busting hardcore idiots for mostly nothing has got to stop.... read more

Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, ... read more