Chris Brown fans seem stable

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post "sexy" pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well for Brown, on account of him being a dimwitted retard. Brown: "I look old as fuck! I'm only 23..." Johnson: "I know! Being a worthless piece of shit...read more

punching girls is a good workout

Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption "rehearsal attire". The 'Pose Like A Fag Championships' are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you!read more

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open shirt and lots of makeup on her face. Nothing suspicious about that. (image source = inf)read more

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and... "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle...read more

Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today

Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if there's four of them, and they have a stun gun, there's almost no elderly person they won't scream at or chase around a parking lot. The man in the blue shirt (pictured) was eating at Subway when Chris' posse...read more

Chris Browns new album says he beats women

Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune' has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it's not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London. And he totally deserves it, because he's an asshole who beats women (or "woman" at least), but I don't get the warning. He's... he's not behind me is he? Is he here in the store? Wait where's my girlfriend?read more

Rihanna hugged and kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA's last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other a little hug and kiss. Keep in mind that the last time they were this close at an awards show, he was getting texts from another girl and then beat Rihanna when she found out. Most girls would still be mad just about...read more

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. "Hahaha", said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since. Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to...read more

Chris Brown thinks the Syrian massacre was "not cool"

At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken villages and gunned down entire families to quell the 15-month uprising against Assad. "OMG!!!!! Not cool", Chris Brown noted on twitter. Because someone needed to put those jerks in their place. Atta' boy Chris, let 'em...read more

Chris Brown brags about "smashing" Rihanna like a pumpkin

You were wrong if you thought Chris Brown couldn't be any more of a dickhead but in your defense, you didn't know he was going to release a remix of the Kanye song ‘TheraFlu' last night, and say this at the 1:12 mark: "Don't fuck with my old bitches Like a bad fur Every industry nigga did had her Trick or treat like a pumpkin just to smash her." That may or may not be about Rihanna, but she seems to think it is...read more

Chris Brown is breeding and selling pit bulls now

Chris Brown is selling seven pit bull puppies for $1,000 each on a new site called CBBreeds. A name that actually sort of implies that he's the one fucking the dogs and getting them pregnant but whatever. A release from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles (spcaLA) called Brown a "backyard breeder" and encouraged the singer to use his celebrity to encourage shelter adoptions. "There is no...read more

Chris Brown looks threatening, better shoot him

Chris Brown went on twitter today to climb on the Trayvon Martin bandwagon by posting a picture of himself in a hoody. Where's a concerned Hispanic citizen on a mission to take back the streets when we need one? We need El Batman! Of course if Brown really wanted to be like Trayvon he would have posted a picture of himself when he was 13, since that's all the media ever does. Like the picture People magazine uses for...read more

Chris Brown's Girlfriend Doesn't Make Sense

Chris Brown's girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America's most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I'm attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown's girlfriend, Results of), TMZ reports that Karrueche claims she is afraid of Rihanna's crazy fans after...read more

hey didnt Chris Brown steal some girls iPhone?

Speaking of Chris Brown, you may remember that he stole an iPhone from this girl a few weeks ago after she took his picture. The Miami Herald says that Tyga, who was with Brown at the time, told police that Brown took the phone because: (He) was taking two groupies home — not good when one is trying to hook back up with one's high-profile ex-girlfriend. Tyga told detectives: "The guy's trying to get back with Rihanna,...read more

Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend

There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from "sympathetic victim" to "hoodrat dumbass", which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a 23-year-old, half black, half Vietnamese model named Karrueche Tran. On Saturday she posted this picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and gold...read more