Chris Brown Called That Time He Beat Up Rihanna A 'Wake-Up Call'

In a new interview with The Guardian, Chris Brown opens up about a lot of aspects of his life, from his claim that he lost his virginity at age 8 so he could get started on becoming the greatest sexual being this world has ever known to his belief that the media makes... read more

Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Are Best Friends

Justin Bieber posted the above photo to his Instagram account yesterday, showing off the new graffiti art that Chris Brown sprayed for his half pipe, while calling the guy who bounced Rihanna's face off of a car window "super dope." These two have been friends for a... read more

Chris Brown Says The LA DA Is Racist

Everyone's favorite woman beating dickhole, Chris Brown, is accusing the LA County DA of racism for not accepting his bogus community service forms. It seems that the "singer" fudged some of his community service hours and the DA was all like, "Nuh uh. I call bullshit... read more

Drake And Chris Brown Don't Have To Pay Shit To Club

A judge threw out a lawsuit aimed at feuding hip hop assmunches Drake and Chris Brown. A company called Entertainment Enterprises (that's vague and porny enough) sued the dimwits for 16 million dollars after they got into a massive brawl and tore up... a completely... read more

Chris Brown Partied With Playboy Models (VIDEO)

On one hand, it's probably the least surprising revelation of the year that when told Monday that his probation was revoked and that he'd have to appear in court in August to face possible jail time, Chris Brown went and partied at the Playboy Mansion one night later. I... read more

Chris Brown's Probation Was Revoked

Back in May, Chris Brown and a woman named Olga Gure were in a minor traffic accident, after which he claimed in a long, pathetic, angry Twitter rant that there was no damage to either car and he did not give her false insurance information or the wrong driver's license,... read more

Chris Brown Charged With Hit and Run (VIDEO)

Most everybody hates Chris Brown. Who wouldn't love to hear tales of him fronting as a badass in prison by day, being sodomized by entire cell blocks of hard-timers after lights out. But this shit about busting hardcore idiots for mostly nothing has got to stop.... read more

Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, ... read more

Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it's going to end "badly". I don't know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy... read more

Someone Threatened To Kill Chris Brown

Singer Chris Brown was on hand at last night's Billboard Music Awards to perform his latest single, "Fine China", and because he's like a geography lesson come to life, the performance included Chinese-themed backdrops and Asian backup dancers. Brown also showed off a... read more

Chris Brown Ain't Up For Wife-ing, Not On His Birthday

Piece of shit woman beater Chris Brown announced that he and Rihanna have broken up...again. This time it appears that it has to do with Brown's fear of commitment. You'd think that once you punch a woman into the hospital that that would bond you forever, but no. When... read more

Good Luck Ever Selling That Car, Chris Brown

Chris Brown may be a douchebag, but he wants to remind everyone that he's the king of all douchebags thanks to the new makeover that he ordered for his 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo. Just like his other Gallardo, Brown wanted to make sure that this one stood out when he... read more