Rihanna is sort of a bitch

This kinda got lost in all the Academy Award stuff but it shouldn't have because on Friday, one of Rihannas fans was thinking about the time when Chris Brown turned to Rihanna and: "...punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle." So the fan went on...read more

Chris Brown totally stole this girls $500 phone

Christal Spann is the woman who claims she took a picture of Chris Brown, who then stole her phone (a $500 iPhone 4S) and yelled, "Bitch, you not gonna put this up on a website." And in this video taken moments after the incident, Spann and her two friends seem sincere as they tell the police what happened, and there's no apparent discrepancies between what they say here and what they would say later in the police...read more

Chris Brown robbed and threatened a fan

Chris Brown is constantly surrounded by haters, like the girl whose iPhone he stole while yelling, "Bitch, you ain't going to put that on no website." She actually went to the police if you can believe that, because she be tryin to tear a good brotha down. CBS News in Miami says… According to the Miami Beach police incident report, Chris Brown and rapper Tyga were leaving the Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach on Feb....read more

take notes Chris Brown

Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren't so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a concert and then sang 'Gunpowder and Lead,' which is about domestic violence and a woman who fantasizes about killing her abuser. And there's this video posted by WWE superstar C.M. Punk, where he...read more

Rihanna and Chris Brown are working together again too

Rihanna, who is apparently rich and doesn't hold a grudge, is not only speaking to Chris Brown but working with him again too. On Monday the former couple (who are rumored to be seeing each other in secret) threw us for a loop when they both released remixes featuring each others vocals. We knew that Brown was the "shocking" addition to "Birthday Cake" that producers promised, but we were more than surprised to hear...read more

Rihanna and Chris Brown are tweeting

As previously implied by the headline, Chris Brown and the Rihanna are talking again, at least on twitter. Chris sent a tweet to Rihanna early this morning saying Happy Birthday, which she thanked him for and then retweeted. He of course calls her by her real name "Robyn" because he knows her in real life. And thanks to him so does her ambulance driver for the same reason.read more

"Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you."

It usually goes without saying that a guy won't get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he's figured out a clever way to put his new ladies at ease. Chris Brown -- who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna -- confidently approached an attractive brunette and asked her, "Can I get...read more

Chris Brown is a real tough guy

Chris Brown went on his twitter with a message for everyone who thought it was inappropriate for him to return and perform on the Grammys, and according to MTV, that message was to fuck off. Or maybe it's not, I can barely even read this. All I can tell for sure from dipshits posting is that the Grammy is very definitely not an award for Grammer.read more

Rihanna and her blond hair partied with Chris Brown

Rihanna dyed her hair blond and put on her sluttiest top last night, then headed to Greystone Manor, which sounds like a haunted bed and breakfast, but is actually a club in West Hollywood. And there are reports (based mostly on this twitter) that she was there with Chris Brown, which will only help fuel the rumor that they're back together. Rihanna hasn't said anything publicly about that yet, which could mean it's...read more

it's the best Rihanna picture ever

When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, "I'd hit that". That guy's a real jerk. (image source = splash)read more

Chris Brown was banned from England

Chris Brown was expected to perform at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in England on Saturday, but he was denied a work visa due to the assault conviction he got after beating up Rihanna. Another red flag was that his stated purpose was to honor someone who got little boys drunk and sodomized them. (wonderwall)read more

Lindsay Lohan is trolling for friends on twitter

Lindsay Lohan wasn't invited to the MTV Video Music Awards this year (which is amazing considering that she actually hosted the movie awards in 2004) and so the closest she can get to any real celebrities these days is with her TV and her twitter. So that's why after Chris Brown took the stage, she wrote... @ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs Which the desperate-for-approval Brown promptly re-tweeted, and led the...read more

Friday headlines, with even more Kelly Brook

MARTIN SCORSESE - has released a trailer for his movie 'Hugo', which is notable because it's Scorseses first 3D movie, and for months people have been saying that this is the movie that could take 3D from an easy gimmick to a serious tool for talented directors to use. Also Borat falls down a lot. (apple) CHRIS BROWN - performed on the Today show this morning and brought in a record crowd of 18,000. When asked about...read more

Chris Brown gave another half assed apology

Chris Brown went on 106 and Park yesterday and apologized for his actions on Tuesday when he smashed a window in his dressing room at Good Morning America, but it turns out he should be the one getting an apology, because this was all a big set up. "First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed...read more

nice hands, spaz

After his childish little temper tantrum yesterday, Chris Brown went to the basketball courts on West 4th street in New York City, and I don't have the box score in front of me but I get the feeling he's not as good as he thinks he is. And by that I mean he's a fucking spaz. If you don't know anything about basketball, just take my word for it when I say that your legs aren't supposed to be doing this when you shoot....read more