Chris Brown Threatens Parking Attendants on Principle

Chris Brownsays the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. ...the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA -- where Chris was attending a charity event -- was supposed to charge $5 a pop ...... read more

Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails

People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren't digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is Chris really to blame or does life just keep throwing... read more

Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn't have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled... read more

Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

It still ranks way behind other things he's done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was... read more

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Having already proven that he's a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won't just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does. Im a human being and... read more

Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn't nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he's reportedly been... read more

Chris Brown fans seem stable

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post "sexy" pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well... read more

punching girls is a good workout

Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption "rehearsal attire". The 'Pose Like A Fag Championships' are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you! read more

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open... read more

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and... "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the... read more

Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today

Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if there's four of them, and they have a stun gun, there's almost no... read more