Good Luck Ever Selling That Car, Chris Brown

Chris Brown may be a douchebag, but he wants to remind everyone that he's the king of all douchebags thanks to the new makeover that he ordered for his 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo. Just like his other Gallardo, Brown wanted to make sure that this one stood out when he... read more

Chris Brown Comes to Justin Bieber's Defense

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don't need him and don't want him, he'll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don't want to tell you how I know that.) Brown compared himself to Bieber, saying the press has used both... read more

Chris Brown Learns It's Not OK To Beat Women (VIDEO)

Chris Brown sat down with the folks at the Today show to talk about his relationship to Rhianna. He revealed to Matt Lauer that while in court appointed counseling he learned that beating women to a pulp is not a good thing. This dude is 23 years old and he's just now... read more

Rihanna Is Serving Us, Going To Marry Chris Brown

Game. Set. Match. Rihanna. A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her "F-ck you!" to the world.' Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort. ‘Rihanna... read more

Chris Brown Threatens Parking Attendants on Principle

Chris Brownsays the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. ...the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA -- where Chris was attending a charity event -- was supposed to charge $5 a pop ...... read more

Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails

People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren't digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is Chris really to blame or does life just keep throwing... read more

Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn't have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled... read more

Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

It still ranks way behind other things he's done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was... read more

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Having already proven that he's a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won't just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does. Im a human being and... read more

Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn't nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he's reportedly been... read more

Chris Brown fans seem stable

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post "sexy" pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well... read more