Chris Brown Sues Woman Suing Him Because He’s Bored

November 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

From deep within his Anger Management rehab lair in Malibu, Chris Brown is still effectively managing his personal empire like a stalwart mafia don on the inside. Step one, sue some opportunistic chick who’s suing him for knocking her... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s Fury Ruined Halloween

November 1, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Two night club Halloween parties canceled. One in L.A., one in Vegas. All thanks to mini-maestro Chris Brown and his fists of uncontrollable rage. I can’t imagine the disappointment of thinking you’re heading to a Chris Brown Halloween Party... READ MORE

Chris Brown Wants to Understand Why People Get Upset When He Hits Them

October 31, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may remember that last time Chris Brown went to anger management counseling, he learned that he can’t be leaving visible marks on his bitches when he gets to feeling like a boiling teapot. But that was court appointed... READ MORE

Tyson Tells Chris Brown To Stop Punching People

October 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was let out of prison today after beating on a guy in D.C. ¬†We told you yesterday about the incident in which Brown and his bodyguard kicked some dude’s ass outside of the W Hotel for trying... READ MORE

Chris Brown Arrested For Assault…Again

October 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hey, guess what Chris Brown was arrested for doing? If you said assault then you are correct! This time he was arrested for beating up some dude outside of the W Hotel in D.C. Witnesses say that the guy... READ MORE

Nobody Cares That Chris Brown Was Raped

October 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Brown’s revelation last week that he first had sex at age eight created buzz for about five seconds then nobody cared. Except for the rape culture people who care about shit like this, because it’s actually kind of... READ MORE

Chris Brown Says People Hate Bieber Because They’re Racist

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Professional asshole Chris Brown came to the defense of his BFF Justin Bieber by saying that the reason people hate Justin is because of racism. They are hating on Bieber for hanging out with cool black people…like Chris Brown.... READ MORE

Chris Brown Called That Time He Beat Up Rihanna A ‘Wake-Up Call’

October 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In a new interview with The Guardian, Chris Brown opens up about a lot of aspects of his life, from his claim that he lost his virginity at age 8 so he could get started on becoming the greatest... READ MORE

Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Are Best Friends

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber posted the above photo to his Instagram account yesterday, showing off the new graffiti art that Chris Brown sprayed for his half pipe, while calling the guy who bounced Rihanna‘s face off of a car window “super... READ MORE

Chris Brown Says The LA DA Is Racist

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite woman beating dickhole, Chris Brown, is accusing the LA County DA of racism for not accepting his bogus community service forms. It seems that the “singer” fudged some of his community service hours and the DA was... READ MORE