the police were or were not called on Chris Brown

Depending on who's right, the NYPD was either called or not this morning after Chris Brown threw a hissy fit and smashed a window at Good Morning America, and now may or may not be in trouble. Radar quotes a source who says... "The police weren't called, and unless ABC decides to call the NYPD, no action will be taken." While TMZ says as close as you can get to the exact opposite short of writing the sentence...read more

Chris Brown is tired of there bullsh*t

Though Good Morning America host Robin Roberts now says she talked to Brown before their interview today and got his direct approval to ask about Rihanna, once she did, he quietly simmered and then freaked the fuck out. At first he just tried to change the subject, saying... "It's not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I'm past that in my life. I think today's the album day so that's what...read more

Chris Brown went nuts, smashed a window on GMA

The last time we saw Chris Brown, he was telling the New York Post that he's a grown ass man and was done apologizing for beating up Rihanna. He said it was a "mishap", a one time thing, punching a woman in the face was just a phase, like fubu jerseys, and he was over it. He even said... "...you can't walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you're an angry person." So Chris Brown isn't...read more

Chris Brown really is a jackass

Chris Brown has an interview in tomorrows New York Post, and he talks about the fallout from that time he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Long story short, he's gotten over it. Us says... Brown says he's done apologizing for the brutal Rihanna attack. "At the end of the day. If I walk around apologizing to everybody, I'm gonna look like a damn fool." In the wake of that shocking scandal, Brown says "a...read more

Monday morning headlines

CHRIS BROWN - took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I'm sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how it turns out. (media take out) RANGO - won the weekend box office with $38 million, easily beating the Adjustment Bureau which was second with $20.9M. When Matt Damon heard about this, he took a knife and ran the blade over the...read more

thankfully, Chris Brown has fully recovered

Last week Media Take Out released 2 new pictures of Rihanna, taken shortly after she was beaten up by her boyfriend Chris Brown on February 8th, 2009. Now they have a picture of Chris that same night, apparently taken by the police who were being sarcastic. According to legend, these show Brown with a busted and inflamed lip, though to be honest I can't see any difference. Which makes me feel vaguely racist. So thanks...read more

Chris Brown really beat the hell out of Rihanna

Everyone has seen the famous picture of Rihanna shortly after Chris Brown beat her on February 8th, 2009, but there have always been reports that more pictures existed. And now Media Take Out has two of them. It's still hard to believe he did this to a girl, to his girlfriend, and never spent one day in jail. I don't understand how that's possible. But I don't really understand how cameras work either, so what do I...read more

Chris Brown is making exciting new friends

Last night, Raz B, a singer who used to be a member of the group B2K, was sittin there thinking, how can niggas like Eric Benet and Chris Brown disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry and Rihanna. And so he tweeted... "Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna" Which got Chris Browns attention. Knowing that Raz had been...read more

Chris Brown is trying hard to make amends

Chris Brown has been, rightfully, one of the most hated figures in Hollywood ever since he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Before that night he was a guy who everyone generally liked, and since that night he has said time and again how sorry he was and that he would do everything possible to make up for his mistake. And, apparently, he really meant it. Brown was in an LA courtroom today to face Judge...read more

more horrific Rihanna abuse pictures are for sale

As everyone knows, the picture in the headline is Rihanna on February 8, 2009, a few hours after she was riding home from the Grammys with her boyfriend Chris Brown. He got a text from a girl, they had a fight, and he... "shoved her head against the passenger window… (She) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth...read more

wednesday headlines

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN - might be reconciling. "It's been almost a year since they last spoke, but Rihanna felt like she could try to be friends with Chris again. Seeing how emotional he was [at the BET Awards] really touched her. She'd never seen him like that before." Well then I guess he's changed. Punching girls in the face was probably just a fad he went through, like snap bracelets or acid wash. (celebuzz) KATE...read more

chris brown used eye drops to fake cry at the bet awards

Chris Brown was a big story this week because instead of singing a song like he was supposed to Sunday night at the BET awards, he wandered around stage like an asshole and cried. And for some inexplicable reason he got good press out of that. Until now at least. An insider tells Us magazine the crying was fake. Before he took the stage, one of Brown's bodyguards gave the singer tear-inducing eye drops. Brown's rep...read more

chris brown is a real hero

Chris Brown was back in the news yesterday, and not because he... "...took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle...read more

chris brown cries like a girl

Chris Brown performed a Michael Jackson tribute last night at the BET Awards, though a more accurate way to describe it would be to say that he cried uncontrollably while wandering aimlessly around the stage. What an asshole this guy is. This was supposed to be an entertainment extravaganza. Way to waste everyone's time dickhead. Be a professional for Christs sake. Poor sweet Chris was so sad about the pedophile that...read more

hahaha, you suck chris brown

I don't mean to get all PC on everyone but I don't think you should hold women prisoner in your car and then punch them in the face 50 times. Maybe I'm old fashioned and can't relate to todays young people, but I think that's wrong. So I was angry when Chris Brown did this to Rihanna and yet never spent one day in jail (hey where did this take place again? was it LA? oh gee there's a fuckin surprise). But, if he...read more