Chris Browns new album says he beats women

Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune' has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it's not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London. And he totally deserves it, because he's an asshole who beats women... read more

Rihanna hugged and kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA's last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other a little hug and kiss. Keep in mind that the last time they were this... read more

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. "Hahaha", said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two... read more

Chris Brown thinks the Syrian massacre was "not cool"

At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken villages and gunned down entire families to quell the 15-month uprising... read more

Chris Brown brags about "smashing" Rihanna like a pumpkin

You were wrong if you thought Chris Brown couldn't be any more of a dickhead but in your defense, you didn't know he was going to release a remix of the Kanye song ‘TheraFlu' last night, and say this at the 1:12 mark: "Don't fuck with my old bitches Like a bad fur Every... read more

Chris Brown is breeding and selling pit bulls now

Chris Brown is selling seven pit bull puppies for $1,000 each on a new site called CBBreeds. A name that actually sort of implies that he's the one fucking the dogs and getting them pregnant but whatever. A release from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to... read more

Chris Brown looks threatening, better shoot him

Chris Brown went on twitter today to climb on the Trayvon Martin bandwagon by posting a picture of himself in a hoody. Where's a concerned Hispanic citizen on a mission to take back the streets when we need one? We need El Batman! Of course if Brown really wanted to be... read more

Chris Brown's Girlfriend Doesn't Make Sense

Chris Brown's girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America's most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I'm attributing solely to some... read more

hey didnt Chris Brown steal some girls iPhone?

Speaking of Chris Brown, you may remember that he stole an iPhone from this girl a few weeks ago after she took his picture. The Miami Herald says that Tyga, who was with Brown at the time, told police that Brown took the phone because: (He) was taking two groupies home... read more

Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend

There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from "sympathetic victim" to "hoodrat dumbass", which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a... read more

Rihanna is sort of a bitch

This kinda got lost in all the Academy Award stuff but it shouldn't have because on Friday, one of Rihannas fans was thinking about the time when Chris Brown turned to Rihanna and: "...punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the... read more

Chris Brown totally stole this girls $500 phone

Christal Spann is the woman who claims she took a picture of Chris Brown, who then stole her phone (a $500 iPhone 4S) and yelled, "Bitch, you not gonna put this up on a website." And in this video taken moments after the incident, Spann and her two friends seem sincere... read more