Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 5:05 PM


It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he’s reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan.

Of course it’s not as if Rihanna shouldn’t have seen this coming. If you’re a girl, and your boyfriend spends the night punching you in the face, that’s natures way of telling you he may not be of the highest character.

Chris Brown fans seem stable

By brendon November 26, 2012 @ 5:43 PM


Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson.

As you can see, things did not go well for Brown, on account of him being a dimwitted retard.

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punching girls is a good workout

By brendon October 24, 2012 @ 5:46 PM


Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption “rehearsal attire”. The ‘Pose Like A Fag Championships’ are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you!

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

By brendon October 04, 2012 @ 12:51 PM


Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open shirt and lots of makeup on her face. Nothing suspicious about that.

(image source = inf)

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

By brendon September 25, 2012 @ 11:49 AM


Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and…

(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand.
The assault caused (her) mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”

And though it was revealed that Brown failed a drug test in June for smoking marijuana, he was let off with a warning, but since it was such a big day for Chris, Rihanna went on twitter and sent her best…

“Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today! Remember that whatever God does in our lives, it is WELL DONE!!!”

“Wait how did I get dragged in to this with you two idiots,” God replied. “And what in the fuck gave you the idea that punching girls was part of my plan? Who told you that, the girl puncher? Well of course that asshole is gonna say that.”

(source = twitter, celebuzz)

Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today

By brendon September 21, 2012 @ 2:00 PM


Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if there’s four of them, and they have a stun gun, there’s almost no elderly person they won’t scream at or chase around a parking lot.

The man in the blue shirt (pictured) was eating at Subway when Chris’ posse started harassing an elderly lady who was working at the restaurant because they didn’t want to pay for extra meat.
When another elderly man tried to stand up for her, they turned on him before the mystery man stood up to them.
They got the man outside and were taunting him with racial slurs before Chris pulls up in his Lamborghini. Chris’ bodyguard pulls out a stun gun and chases the man around the parking lot before the cops showed up and broke up the scene.

Yes but did Chris Brown and his friends have any skittles? Did they have a nice smile when they were 12? What kind of grades did they get? As I understand it, these are the things we should focus on with this kind of thing.

(story and image source = fame/flynet)