Chris Brown fans seem stable

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post "sexy" pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well... read more

punching girls is a good workout

Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption "rehearsal attire". The 'Pose Like A Fag Championships' are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you! read more

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open... read more

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and... "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the... read more

Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today

Everyone was very impressed with Chris Browns fighting skills when he managed to get the jump on a young girl and smash her face into a window, but his friends are super hardcore and brave too. In fact, if there's four of them, and they have a stun gun, there's almost no... read more

Chris Browns new album says he beats women

Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune' has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it's not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London. And he totally deserves it, because he's an asshole who beats women... read more

Rihanna hugged and kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA's last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other a little hug and kiss. Keep in mind that the last time they were this... read more

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. "Hahaha", said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two... read more

Chris Brown thinks the Syrian massacre was "not cool"

At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken villages and gunned down entire families to quell the 15-month uprising... read more

Chris Brown brags about "smashing" Rihanna like a pumpkin

You were wrong if you thought Chris Brown couldn't be any more of a dickhead but in your defense, you didn't know he was going to release a remix of the Kanye song ‘TheraFlu' last night, and say this at the 1:12 mark: "Don't fuck with my old bitches Like a bad fur Every... read more

Chris Brown is breeding and selling pit bulls now

Chris Brown is selling seven pit bull puppies for $1,000 each on a new site called CBBreeds. A name that actually sort of implies that he's the one fucking the dogs and getting them pregnant but whatever. A release from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to... read more

Chris Brown looks threatening, better shoot him

Chris Brown went on twitter today to climb on the Trayvon Martin bandwagon by posting a picture of himself in a hoody. Where's a concerned Hispanic citizen on a mission to take back the streets when we need one? We need El Batman! Of course if Brown really wanted to be... read more