Chris Brown’s Probation Was Revoked

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Back in May, Chris Brown and a woman named Olga Gure were in a minor traffic accident, after which he claimed in a long, pathetic, angry Twitter rant that there was no damage to either car and he did not give her false insurance information or the wrong driver’s license, despite reports of the contrary. […]


Chris Brown Charged With Hit and Run (VIDEO)

June 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Most everybody hates Chris Brown. Who wouldn’t love to hear tales of him fronting as a badass in prison by day, being sodomized by entire cell blocks of hard-timers after lights out. But this shit about busting hardcore idiots for mostly nothing has got to stop. Rear-ending a Mercedes in Beverly Hills and not providing […]


Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, Don’t Think They Know. It makes sense that Brown would be […]


Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it’s going to end “badly”. I don’t know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy girl badly. I’d go with […]


Someone Threatened To Kill Chris Brown

May 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Singer Chris Brown was on hand at last night’s Billboard Music Awards to perform his latest single, “Fine China”, and because he’s like a geography lesson come to life, the performance included Chinese-themed backdrops and Asian backup dancers. Brown also showed off a variety of new dance-fight moves, possibly to let any interested ladies know […]


Chris Brown Ain’t Up For Wife-ing, Not On His Birthday

May 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Piece of shit woman beater Chris Brown announced that he and Rihanna have broken up…again. This time it appears that it has to do with Brown’s fear of commitment. You’d think that once you punch a woman into the hospital that that would bond you forever, but no. When asked by an Australian radio show […]


Good Luck Ever Selling That Car, Chris Brown

April 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown may be a douchebag, but he wants to remind everyone that he’s the king of all douchebags thanks to the new makeover that he ordered for his 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo. Just like his other Gallardo, Brown wanted to make sure that this one stood out when he pulled up to clubs, so he […]


Chris Brown Comes to Justin Bieber’s Defense

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don’t need him and don’t want him, he’ll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don’t want to tell you how I know that.) Brown compared himself to Bieber, saying the press has used both of them as […]


Chris Brown Learns It’s Not OK To Beat Women (VIDEO)

April 2, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown sat down with the folks at the Today show to talk about his relationship to Rhianna. He revealed to Matt Lauer that while in court appointed counseling he learned that beating women to a pulp is not a good thing. This dude is 23 years old and he’s just now finding out that […]


Rihanna Is Serving Us, Going To Marry Chris Brown

March 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Game. Set. Match. Rihanna. A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her “F-ck you!” to the world.’ Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort. ‘Rihanna doesn’t want a big dress or boring old confetti,’ […]