Chris Brown Threatens Parking Attendants on Principle

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Brown says the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. …the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA — where Chris was attending a charity event — was supposed to charge $5 a pop … but when Chris tried to pick […]


Chris Brown Tries Not to Be a Dick, Fails

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren’t digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is Chris really to blame or does life just keep throwing him curveballs? What’s a top bottom […]


Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

February 28, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview […]


Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

February 12, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

It still ranks way behind other things he’s done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was also nominated for (that’s […]


Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does. Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect […]


Chris Brown investigated for assault again

January 29, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Brown, who you may remember… – Got into a bar fight with Drake. – Stole a fans iPhone. – Threw a chair through a window at Good Morning America. – Breeds pit bulls. – Uses “I won’t beat you” as a pick up line with women… – because he beat the shit out if […]


Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

January 4, 2013 | bikini | Brendon| 0 Comments

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he’s reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed […]


Chris Brown fans seem stable

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well for Brown, on account […]


punching girls is a good workout

October 25, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Brown tweeted this sexy picture of himself this afternoon with the caption “rehearsal attire”. The ‘Pose Like A Fag Championships’ are coming up and he has to be in peak form. Go get em Chris! I believe in you!


Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

October 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open shirt and lots of […]