Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

By Photo Boy February 27, 2013 @ 1:30 PM

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Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there.

In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love:

Brown told the UK Mirror, “Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals.”
He added, “But she loves me — what can I say? I’m forgiven … but, yes, I worked hard for it.”

“Stuff spirals.” That’s the casual way a sensitive, tender lover like Chris Brown describes the time he beat the shit out of a woman’s face for looking at his phone. I honestly don’t know if it’s worse to be as arrogant as Chris or as vapid as Rihanna. The only positive here is that sometimes when two wastes of life find each other, natural selection steps in and goes “So who wants guns?”


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Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

By brendon February 11, 2013 @ 12:18 PM

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It still ranks way behind other things he’s done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was also nominated for (that’s him dressed all in white, like a child magician).

And Brown should have even been in a good mood because Rihanna was his date. And she looked terrific.

Of course, as we know, looking good at the beginning of a date with Chris Brown is the easy part. It’s looking good at the end where things get dicey.

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

By Mystery Writer February 06, 2013 @ 11:44 AM

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Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does.

Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused … Im tired yall Just don’t understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19 years old .. You cant sit here and tell me to calm down, when am I gonna get a positive outcome out of anything I do?

Alright, we all agree Chris Brown is one of the shittiest people on Earth. Rihanna, however, walks around practically naked all the time and positively influences young people on her Instagram with inspirational messages and blunt smoking. It’s going to be a real shame for all those 13 year old moms when their role model turns up beaten to death in a Ferrari.

- MW

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Chris Brown investigated for assault again

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 1:26 PM

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Chris Brown, who you may remember…

Got into a bar fight with Drake.
Stole a fans iPhone.
Threw a chair through a window at Good Morning America.
Breeds pit bulls.
Uses “I won’t beat you” as a pick up line with women
because he beat the shit out if Rihanna
several times
and then bragged about it

is now under investigation for getting into a fight with Frank Ocean early this morning in a West Hollywood parking lot over a parking spot. “The altercation allegedly led to Chris Brown punching the victim,” according to the sheriffs department.

It’s not clear of course if Brown is guilty or not, but that motherfucker is guilty and is a piece of shit. He always acts repentant then goes right back to being a thug dickhead. I bet if you counted he would have the exact same number of court appearances as he does normal looking suits.

Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 5:05 PM

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It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he’s reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan.

Of course it’s not as if Rihanna shouldn’t have seen this coming. If you’re a girl, and your boyfriend spends the night punching you in the face, that’s natures way of telling you he may not be of the highest character.

Chris Brown fans seem stable

By brendon November 26, 2012 @ 5:43 PM

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Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson.

As you can see, things did not go well for Brown, on account of him being a dimwitted retard.

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