chris brown used eye drops to fake cry at the bet awards

Chris Brown was a big story this week because instead of singing a song like he was supposed to Sunday night at the BET awards, he wandered around stage like an asshole and cried. And for some inexplicable reason he got good press out of that. Until now at least. An insider tells Us magazine the crying was fake. Before he took the stage, one of Brown's bodyguards gave the singer tear-inducing eye drops. Brown's rep...

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chris brown is a real hero

Chris Brown was back in the news yesterday, and not because he... "...took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle...

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chris brown cries like a girl

Chris Brown performed a Michael Jackson tribute last night at the BET Awards, though a more accurate way to describe it would be to say that he cried uncontrollably while wandering aimlessly around the stage. What an asshole this guy is. This was supposed to be an entertainment extravaganza. Way to waste everyone's time dickhead. Be a professional for Christs sake. Poor sweet Chris was so sad about the pedophile that...

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hahaha, you suck chris brown

I don't mean to get all PC on everyone but I don't think you should hold women prisoner in your car and then punch them in the face 50 times. Maybe I'm old fashioned and can't relate to todays young people, but I think that's wrong. So I was angry when Chris Brown did this to Rihanna and yet never spent one day in jail (hey where did this take place again? was it LA? oh gee there's a fuckin surprise). But, if he...

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rihanna might have chosen another chris brown

Girls take it personally when you punch them in the face a dozen times like Chris Brown did to Rihanna last February, so she left him, eventually. Things seemed to be picking up for her just a few weeks ago, when she was seen in Mexico with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. He has to be better than Brown, right? Um, well... a Star investigation reveals that Matt has been accused of having his own anger management issues,...

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rihanna and her new man are getting close

It would have been a lot more interesting if the Mexican Super Mario (as seen above) was Rihannas new lover, and they were gettin it on during their vacation in Cabo, but I don't think he's the one. I think it's that bo'd up black dude. He sort of looks like Chris Brown to be honest. And I don't mean that in a, "all black guys look alike" kind of way, I just mean … um. No actually that is how I meant it. Seriously why...

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thursday afternoon headlines

Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He's not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix here and here and here. source = splash) DAVID FINCHER - was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club', so he copied the one from 'Never Been Kissed' starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do...

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monday afternoon headlines

AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it's already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times) RIHANNA - is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked....

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very bad is getting very worse for chris brown

Stuff about Rihannas GMA interview, which is uncut tonight on 20/20, should have been up yesterday but this is depressing. And part 2 this morning got even worse. Here she talks about what actually happened in the car when he started hitting her. And if that wasn't bad enough, spell check recommends "rhinos" when you misspell "Rihanna". That shit is racist! Yesterday she admitted she did go back to Brown "eight or...

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thursday afternoon headlines

DAVID LETTERMAN - is now a woman. Or at least will be during the 'Law and Order' episode about a talk show host who gets blackmailed after having affairs with members of her staff. I know what you're thinking. "Wow this post got surprisingly boring considering it started out by saying ‘David Letterman is now a woman.'" Yeah sorry about that. (e! online) JON GOSSELIN - is so screwed. The law firm representing TLC in...

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punching girls is good excercise

Picking up trash because you punch girls in the face got a little bit sexier today when Chris Brown took off his shirt after a hard day of court ordered public service. He's a jackass but he's got good abs, I'll give him that. Back in Louisiana, I had a black friend named Curtis and he was built like one of the X-Men, like 220 pounds and all ripped out for no reason. As if his mom had been raped by a bear or...

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Chris Brown does remember now

Chris Brown is furious today over rumors that he can't remember the night when he beat the shit out of Rihanna (you better watch your back, rumors. Chris Brown will choke a bitch). He issued a statement to People magazine last night, and this Chris Brown wants to make it clear that he does remember hitting Rihanna, and that the Chris Brown who was on Larry King was lying when he said he didn't. "There have been...

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Chris Brown doesn't remember

Chris Brown has recorded an interview with Larry King to air Wednesday night, and in this preview clip Brown says he doesn't remember the night when he "punched (Rihanna) in the left eye. He then drove away and continued to punch her in the face ... (this) caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle." What he told Rihanna that night was: "I am going...

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Chris Brown was violent before

When Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday to 5 years' probation and 6 months' of community service for beating Rihanna on February 8th, the judge also refused Rihannas request to strike down the order demanding Brown stay at least 300 yards away from her at all times. Equally surprising was that the judge confirmed reports that Brown had been violent before. The Daily Mail says... A probation report prepared for...

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Afternoon Headlines

JOHN GOSSELIN - filmed scenes today for "John and Kate Plus 8" where the adorable kids sell lemonade to raise money for a fire station and he wears a shirt that says "Lies Lies Lies...". "Because screw those kids," John probably thought to himself. " It's not '8 Plus John'. Me me me!" CHRIS BROWN - will be sentenced today, at 2pm pct, after pleading guilty to assaulting Rihanna. He's expected to get 180 days of...

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