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Chris Hemsworth Respects Women and So On

Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth, has learned what every college-going male has known for decades. Make vague and obvious statements about women's rights and women will forget about all the other girls you've fucked. Australians are slow. And sexist. And alcoholics. So just saying that he respects his mom has earned Hemsworth an outpouring of praise. Hemsworth sayshe considers himself a feminist. "Oh yeah, for sure....read more

Chris Hemsworth's Wife Is On the Jealous Side

I don't know why this story bothers me so much. I think it's the sadness sweeping over me knowing that even successful Hollywood actors who could nail any woman end up married to a woman who vagina lashes all the fun out of them. That's metaphysical angst or something. Natalie Portman was passing around a cutesy tidbit last week about how her steamy porn kissing scene with Chris Hemsworth in Thor 2: We've Run Out of...read more

Kristen Stewart really is an idiot

Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth all walked the red carpet in London last night for the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman', and in the middle of all that, for reasons that only made sense in her pot addled mind, Stewart knelt down and flipped off Theron and Thor. How this monotone 6 continues to get a free pass while Megan Fox gets attacked is one of the most baffling things I've ever seen....read more

Thor and Elsa Pataky went to the pool

Thor star Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky, who was in Snakes on a Plane and will be in Fast Five this summer, hung out by the pool in Miami earlier today, and I really would have assumed she would look better than this. When she goes out she normally looks hot. Now I don't feel so bad for calling her a cunt behind her back. (image source = inf daily)read more

its the Thor comic-con trailer

(NOTE - trailer is still up, just give it a few seconds to load) The 5-minute 'Thor' trailer shown exclusively at Comic-Con over the weekend is now slightly less exclusive, because it got leaked online today. Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Natalie Portman as Girl and Anthony Hopkins as One Eyed Anthony Hopkins are all prominently featured, but it still gets a little dull because it's so much longer than a normal trailer. At...read more