Chrissy Teigen Runs Braless

By Lex December 02, 2014 @ 9:54 AM

Chrissy Teigen Running Braless On Photoshoot With John Legend In NYC
Nobody is wearing bras anymore in New York. It started with the Willis girls, but nobody really notices what the Willis girls are doing, so somebody else probably gets the credit. Rihanna maybe. She seems to hate underwear and sobriety. Chrissy Teigen hasn’t worn a bra since middle school and now she’s famous and married to John Legend. Baring your tits will always be simpler than AP Chem. Whose the smart one now?

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Chrissy Teigen Posts Nipple To Instagram

By Lex October 03, 2014 @ 7:13 AM

Chrissy Teigan Posts Nipple To Instagram

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Rita Ora Shows Off Her Cleavage With Chrissy Teigen At The Launch Of DKNY MYNY Fragrance In New York

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 10:12 AM

Rita Ora Shows Off Her Cleavage At The Launch Of DKNY MYNY Fragrance In New York

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Chrissy Teigen In Bikinis For The September Issue Of Esquire Magazine

By Lex August 07, 2014 @ 9:23 AM

Chrissy Teigen In Bikinis For The September Issue Of Esquire Magazine

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Chrissy Teigen Is Doing Everything Drunk

By Lex August 06, 2014 @ 10:38 AM

Chrissy Teigen Throws The First Pitch At A Dodgers Game In Los Angeles
Chrissy Teigen is everywhere these days. Ever since making the cover of SI she’s been to over eight hundred promotional events including lingerie store openings, movie premiere, and new reptile exhibits at local zoos. Obama now calls her for what to do about Gaza when Penelope Cruz isn’t available. He has to call somebody. Fame hasn’t changed Chrissy. She’s still getting loaded and skipping underpants. I respect people who don’t change just because good fortune finds them. Or just because they’re alcoholics.

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Chrissy Teigen And Her Tits Get Gaza

By Lex July 31, 2014 @ 10:32 AM

Chrissy Teigen Goes Braless During A Photo Shoot In New York
A foreign conflict demands the immediate attention of celebrities who not only went to acting school, but also drink coffee with people who have read newspapers. Naturally, all the Euro celebrities in their millennium long anti-Semitic bubbles are demanding Gaza be set free, just as soon as they can find it on a map. They just know the Gazanians are being mistreated by doctors and accountants and record company executives running Israel and the media. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem penned an open letter demanding Israel stop its genocide. Then Penelope clarified her remarks when she remembered Woody Allen is the only guy who will hire her to play leads any more:

“I don’t want to be misunderstood on this important subject. I’m not an expert on the situation and I’m aware of the complexity of it.”

No need to apologize, Penelope. Even without a solid basis for understanding, leveling war crimes charges seems like a thoughtful opening gambit. Selena Gomez changed her Twitter headliner to ‘Pray for Gaza’, though her political expression may be more related to recently discovering she’s a lesbian than anything she learned in her first and final year of her elementary schooling. Madonna loves Israel but felt obliged to write something poetic about how the children of Gaza were like flowers in a vase. I suppose that sounds better than comparing them to human bombing decoys, which is more factually correct.

Chrissy Teigen, who is uniquely self-aware about the proper role of celebrities in relation to geo-political conflicts noted on her Twitter that the road to peace was the Jack in the Box drive-thru. It wasn’t particular hilarious, but it was the least annoying thing penned by an actor/singer/model in the past two weeks about Gaza.

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