By Travis October 01, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Call me overprotective and safe, but I don’t think that supermodels should ever walk around in any big city by themselves, or without the protection of large men who know how to kill with their bare hands. For example, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen took a casual stroll through the East Village yesterday, and naturally she was quickly surrounded by guys who think she’d ever even remotely consider having sex with them. In order for these perverts to even stand a chance, Chrissy would have to come down with the worst case of amnesia ever recorded and then not step foot anywhere near a mirror. Because she doesn’t need a memory to look at a mirror and then one of these guys and say, “Yeah, fuck off.”
(Photo Credits: Alberto Reyes/WENN.com)
By Lex September 12, 2013 @ 2:50 PM
Everybody is trying to get naked now in music videos. It’s the last ditch draw to try and get the kids back into watching music videos since MTV turned over programming to shows about teens injuring themselves. John Legend got his own SI model girlfriend Chrissy Teigen to take her top off for his new music video (see photo below). I’m told he isn’t wearing any clothes either, but that just bothered me like a true homophobe and I ignored it immediately. This photo from the set got leaked and uploaded to Instagram where Chrissy retweeted it because she loves attention more than modesty. Which only means she’s probably going to be a fun wife, you know, until year two when she inevitably goes crazy and makes John Legend wish he were dead.
Photo Credit: Chrissy Teigen/Instagram
By Travis August 16, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen attended last night’s GQ What to Wear Now party in New York City, and while she didn’t name names or imply anyone in particular, she called out the younger women at the party for “acting like brats.” Never the one to mince words, Chrissy admitted that she likes to tell them “that their allure will be over soon,” which is actually sound advice, because so few of these young actresses and models seem to understand that any day now (probably around 30) we’ll stop giving a shit about them.
The only thing I do know is that Chrissy couldn’t have been talking about model Chanel Iman, who was also at the party, because she’s perfect and can behave however the hell she wants.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 12:03 PM
Chrissy Teigen shocked nobody yesterday when she re-announced on Joan Rivers fashion show the fact that she doesn’t like to ever wear underwear. Some guys find this sexy. I suppose it foretells one less step in getting some. I just find it hygienically questionable. Especially when you’re sliding your parts across the same sofa where Kelly Osbourne plants her ass. I can handle the three extra seconds it takes to remove a girls underpants if it means a little less Hep-B.
Here’s Chrissy modeling Beach Bunny bikinis. Also a reminder to always wash your swimsuits before first wear.
Photo Credit: Beach Bunny
By Travis July 25, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen celebrated her new cover issue of Vegas Magazine at the Azure Luxury Pool at the Palazzo Hotel in Las Vegas yesterday, and it’s very likely that she was the most attractive woman there. In fact, she probably could have shown up looking like Eric Stoltz in Mask just to make the other women at the party feel good about themselves, before eventually taking it off to reveal that she’s still ridiculously attractive.
I’m pretty sure that Chrissy could even set a busload of orphans on fire before pushing it over a cliff and when the judge would try to sentence her, she’d just bat her eyes and smile, and he’d let her do it again for fun.
(Photo Credits: DJDM/WENN.com)
By Lex June 21, 2013 @ 12:49 PM
I like Chrissy Teigen. Not just because she’s naked and really good looking, though let’s not discount that either. Those are the first two qualities I look for in a woman. She likes to get pretty wicked drunk late night and say stupid shit on Twitter. So, she’s like most everybody else on Twitter who isn’t nearly as good looking.
You can see the rest of her deceptively not nude GQ Photos here.