Chrissy Teigen knows how to use Twitter properly. To celebrate her 200,000 Twitter follower, or just because she was knocking a few back once more and accidentally hit the send button, the harsh-tongued (mmm, harsh tongue) SI model took to a naked spritz in an Instagram photo. Chrissy claims it’s spray tan. But any dude with half an imagination knows that’s jizz. And, yeah, I want that other chick’s job even if it doesn’t pay.
Kate Upton has been the face and boobs of Beach Bunny swimwear for the past – few – years, but this year she’s been replaced by the lovely and delightful Chrissy Teigen, whose part Asian, wears her hair in a braid, and whose tits are just as amazing. It’s like I’ve died and gone to heaven. And then went to a strip club in heaven.
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The photo agency for this says that genuinely delightful supermodel Crissy Teigen “gets cozy with Charlie Murphy (Eddie Murphy’s brother) on a Nike commercial shoot at the Raleigh hotel pool in Miami” this morning, although that certainly appears to be JB Smoove, not Charlie Murphy. But go up to JB as if he’s Charlie anyway, and yell out “what did the 5 fingers say to the face” as you pretend you’re about to slap him. It’ll go great, trust me.
Despite earlier reports that the lovely, charming, and genuinely funny Chrissy Teigen was a front runner to get the job hosting ‘the X Factor’, now it seems the job has been offered to the masculine Khloe Kardashian and the feminine Mario Lopez as co-hosts. Because what better way to fix the terrible ratings they have than by adding people no one actually likes.
Celebuzz has learned exclusively that the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is in the final stages of negotiations to become the newest host of The X Factor.
“Khloe has been offered the role,” said our source. “But the deal is still being finalized.”
Yes, she certainly is the star of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’, whose average ratings have dropped from 3.39 two years ago to 3.07 last year to 2.68 this year. That’s a little less than an episode of ‘Ice Road Truckers‘. You can’t miss with star power like that. I know what people like, and what they like is having Khloe grunt unintelligibly at amateur singers.
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Skullcandy makes terrible terrible headphones, you’d be better off just thinking about the song you want to listen to and humming, so putting Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton in their ads was an excellent idea. They also put Jessica Stam and Chanel Iman in ads which was a less excellent idea. Iman is about to get shot by George Zimmerman and the Stam picture looks like a fucking zombie vacation ad, but I can see Uptons boobs, and I really appreciate that.
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Nicole Scherzinger shows off her fantastic ass in a new book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco called ‘Culo’. It’s 248 pages of asses, including famous ones like Lady Gaga, Fergie, and Sarah McLachlan, but also some good ones that people actually want to see like Nicole and Stacy Keibler.
The Keibler picture is below (the gold one), and then there’s a couple of Chrissy Teigens terrific naked ass too, by the same photographer though I’m not sure if it’s from ‘Culo’. If so this book could do a lot to get this country reading again. Sasha Grey should have read this to those little kids, instead of the typical bullshit they usually get about a cat who runs a detective agency or whatever. THIS IS WHY OUR CHILDREN CAN’T READ!
SEXY UPDATE: so not only has Chrissy Teigen confirmed that her pictures here are from the book, but also that the naked blond to her right is Stacy Keibler. No need to ask if they made out while shooting this, because of course they did. And there’s a sorta NSFW promo video for this here.