John Legend Is A Lucky Asshole And Shit Around The Web

By Jack January 26, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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John Legend showed what a lucky son of a bitch he is by making out with his super hot girlfriend Chrissy Teigen in the pages of GQ. There’s also the questionable popularity of his music, but that must come second.

Check out their steamy couple portraits. (Huffington Post)

Miss Beverly Hills, Chanelle Riggan, has a major nip slip during the Miss California USA pageant. (TMZ)

Heidi Klum shows off her new lingerie line and she’s still very fuckable. (Egotastic)

Gigi Hadid shows off her boobage for Guess. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bryana Holly knows how to wear a fucking bikini. (Popoholic)

Hethielly Beck uses her titties to sell 138 Water. (The Superficial)

Hermione makes my childhood wank dreams come true by playing a Belle from Beauty and the Beast. (Moviepilot)

David Blaine Tricks Models

By Matt January 19, 2015 @ 6:33 AM

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If you’ve never watched one of David Blaine’s TV specials I’ll spare you the trouble: he’s a masochist who likes attention and also knows cool card tricks. When displaying his sleight of hand street magic he targets the lowest common denominator. Scratch that he goes for the people who barely qualify as a numerator. Blaine pulls tricks on the brown paper bag crowd and provincial tourists who’ve never seen a video camera and snap photos of the street signs. The next logical step would be models. He wowed model Chrissy Teigen while her singing husband wondered how he got past security. Pick a card. Now name the Vice President. Fuck it, name any living person. Are you listening? These are called cards. Yes it’s base ten. Are we rolling? I can’t wait until this guy’s eyes are charged with rape.

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Chrissy Teigen Runs Braless

By Lex December 02, 2014 @ 9:54 AM

Chrissy Teigen Running Braless On Photoshoot With John Legend In NYC
Nobody is wearing bras anymore in New York. It started with the Willis girls, but nobody really notices what the Willis girls are doing, so somebody else probably gets the credit. Rihanna maybe. She seems to hate underwear and sobriety. Chrissy Teigen hasn’t worn a bra since middle school and now she’s famous and married to John Legend. Baring your tits will always be simpler than AP Chem. Whose the smart one now?

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Chrissy Teigen Posts Nipple To Instagram

By Lex October 03, 2014 @ 7:13 AM

Chrissy Teigan Posts Nipple To Instagram

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Rita Ora Shows Off Her Cleavage With Chrissy Teigen At The Launch Of DKNY MYNY Fragrance In New York

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 10:12 AM

Rita Ora Shows Off Her Cleavage At The Launch Of DKNY MYNY Fragrance In New York

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Chrissy Teigen In Bikinis For The September Issue Of Esquire Magazine

By Lex August 07, 2014 @ 9:23 AM

Chrissy Teigen In Bikinis For The September Issue Of Esquire Magazine

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