By Matt January 19, 2015 @ 6:33 AM
If you’ve never watched one of David Blaine’s TV specials I’ll spare you the trouble: he’s a masochist who likes attention and also knows cool card tricks. When displaying his sleight of hand street magic he targets the lowest common denominator. Scratch that he goes for the people who barely qualify as a numerator. Blaine pulls tricks on the brown paper bag crowd and provincial tourists who’ve never seen a video camera and snap photos of the street signs. The next logical step would be models. He wowed model Chrissy Teigen while her singing husband wondered how he got past security. Pick a card. Now name the Vice President. Fuck it, name any living person. Are you listening? These are called cards. Yes it’s base ten. Are we rolling? I can’t wait until this guy’s eyes are charged with rape.
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By Lex December 02, 2014 @ 9:54 AM
Nobody is wearing bras anymore in New York. It started with the Willis girls, but nobody really notices what the Willis girls are doing, so somebody else probably gets the credit. Rihanna maybe. She seems to hate underwear and sobriety. Chrissy Teigen hasn’t worn a bra since middle school and now she’s famous and married to John Legend. Baring your tits will always be simpler than AP Chem. Whose the smart one now?
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By Lex October 03, 2014 @ 7:13 AM
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By Lex August 06, 2014 @ 10:38 AM
Chrissy Teigen is everywhere these days. Ever since making the cover of SI she’s been to over eight hundred promotional events including lingerie store openings, movie premiere, and new reptile exhibits at local zoos. Obama now calls her for what to do about Gaza when Penelope Cruz isn’t available. He has to call somebody. Fame hasn’t changed Chrissy. She’s still getting loaded and skipping underpants. I respect people who don’t change just because good fortune finds them. Or just because they’re alcoholics.
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