LA based DJ RevoLucian has made rage danceable by setting Christian Bales on set tirade to a nice little club beat. What’s even more amazing is that he did this shit in like 12 hours. The guys a genius, at least in the category of setting threats to music. No one has brought together music and harassment this well since me in the 7th grade, when I took a dump in the fat kids tuba.

(go here if the player below doesn't work, and please note the difference between a real DJ and a boring lifeless hack like sam ronson)

Movie sets are a magical place.  Most of the crew is made up of union lifers in cut off sweatpants rubbing their nuts as they stand 10 feet away from a love scene, and most of the cast got hired based on a series of blowjobs.  Or they're big stars, like Christian Bale.  He seems delightful.  Except in this audio from the set of "Terminator: Salvation", where he says "fuck" 37 times in 3 minutes and 45 seconds, demands the director of photography be fired for walking on the set and at one point has to be restrained from attacking the man.  Other than that I mean. 

(try here if the audio below doesn't work)

God I hate the weeks leading up to Christmas and Hanukkah.  The town essentially shuts down and stuff like this passes for news.  The only good side is some slut will inevitably head to Hawaii or Mexico and get naked.  Until then, here's the trailer for Terminator 4, an essential continuation of the story that still has much to say about mean robots from the future.  And not just any future, a bleak future where the Nevada desert gets 90 inches of rain a night and during the day you need to bundle up beneath multiple leather jackets and fur lined trench coats.  In keeping with those idiotic choices, this looks as boring as a Terminator movie starring Batman could ever dare to be.  How they made this so dull is really quite amazing.  It borders on remarkable.  It says the war ends tonight (!) and The End Begins Now, but that’s a lie of course, as part 5 is already underway.  I don’t want to ruin the end to part 4 but at the end of part 4…

(go here if you want to know the poorly thought out twist ending to T4)



There’s little doubt what side the London tabloids are taking in the Christian Bale assault drama, as just about every story for the last few days has made Bale look temperamental but certainly not crazy.  The Sun UK does their part today and claims the fight started when his sister asked to borrow 200,000 dollars and Christian refused.  The Sun says…

Legal sources said sister Sharon needed £100,000 to help her bring up her three children.
They said Bale, 34, snubbed the plea and a row flared in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel in London’s West End.
sources said Jenny (Bales mom) inflamed the situation by hurling insults about his wife Sibi, 38.
Sharon and Jenny, a part-time clown from Bournemouth, left the hotel on Monday morning and, on the way to their Dorset home, stopped at a Hampshire police station and reported Bale for assault.
He was arrested when he attended Belgravia police station, Central London, on Tuesday.
Sharon, who works in computer programming, has two daughters — aged ten and 12 — from a previous marriage and a baby from a new relationship.

If I were Bale I’d be annoyed that my computer programming sister asked to borrow $200,000.  Really?  "Borrow"?  How many lines of code do you have to write to get 200k?  He has a better chance of getting the money from a wish granting fairy.



There's no easy way to sum up all the theories and reports on Christian Bale right now, after he was arrested yesterday on assault charges filed by his mother and his sister, but today sources close to Bale tell the Daily Mail that at no point did Bale ever lay a finger on anyone.  They say Bale lost his temper after his mother insulted his wife during an argument in a London hotel, and Bale was more or less trapped there because of a swarm of fans and paparazzi outside.  They go on to say that Bale has been in a deep depression ever since the death of his friend Heath Ledger, and this has made him moody and short-tempered, even more so now with the release of "The Dark Knight".  The Mail says:

Sources close to the actor said he 'flew off the handle' at London's Dorchester hotel after Jenny Bale said 'some outrageous things'.
However, a source close to the 34-year-old actor says Bale is confident he’s done nothing wrong, and blames his mother.
The source said: ‘Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him and his wife.’
 ‘Normally Christian would just call a friend and go out to a pub to cool off. But he was literally trapped into this confrontation with his mother and sister because there was an army of fans and paparazzi outside.’
The source also claimed Bale had been deeply affected by the death of Ledger.
A friend said: 'Christian pretends he's calm and collected but you really started to see the cracks in his façade in January, right after Heath Ledger had died.
'Christian was in the middle of a very brief break from work when he heard the news, and it was massive blow to him.
'They had become very close during the making of The Dark Knight and Christian went into virtual hiding for the six weeks after Heath was found dead.
‘He wasn't returning phone calls and he wasn't a happy man. It's foolish to think that he's been able to completely shake off that grief just as Heath and his work is finally being seen by audiences.
'He expected to share this moment with his friend, and now he can't.

Keep in mind that 100 percent of all women are crazy, so just because he got into a fight with his mom doesn’t necessarily means he’s a lunatic, as long as he didn’t hit anyone.  Also keep in mind that if you would like to appear taller, jumping can help, albeit briefly. 

Christian Bale has been released from police custody after voluntarily turning himself him to answer questions stemming from an assault charge filed by his mother and his sister.  Earlier a publicist for Bale issued this statement:

"Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."

TMZ among others is reporting that this charge of assault may be nothing more than verbal assault, which is a crime in the UK.  Yelling is not a crime in the US, unless you stand outside Megan Foxs window and yell at her to show you her tits.  Nobody likes a tattle tale, Megan.