Christie Brinkley still looks hot. I think she’s 100 or something, but some combination of genetics and surgeries and dumping her last husband who was addicted to Internet porn has kept her looking like she’s the mom every boy on the block wants to bang.

Probably none of her good looks has anything to do with her Total Gym equipment she hawks on late night television with Chuck Norris. But who cares. If the people paying for it want to buy into the fantasy, and we get to see Christie doing leg spreaders on the beach, win-win.

Christie Brinkley knows that old people are still human, right?  They may eat food in disgusting combinations like catfish do, but they're sill from earth.  So when she left her parents in a hot car in Beverly Hills yesterday, she probably didn't need to run around town like a maniac.  The back seat of a chauffeur driven car isn't exactly a killing chamber for old people.