The TIME 100 — 100 What?

By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 1:14 PM

Christina Aquilera At The TIME 100 Gala
If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people in the world I’d least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it’s also the Time 100 list. It’s supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless women to not feel ashamed about looking hammered in public settings. Or the Swedish dude who invented Minecraft so that boys around the world could get even fatter. It’s like Schindler’s List, you want to be on this one.

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Christina Aguilera: “The less clothing, the better.”

By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 4:07 PM

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You don’t actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice’, but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won’t take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus’. Or at least the drawing of her is because that looks absolutely nothing like Christian Aguilera.

Either way, today on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Ellen asked why it was naked.

“I like to be free,” Aguilera explained. “Sometimes, the less clothing, the better! I’m just comfortable in my skin and my body.”

Beanbags and snuggies are comfortable too Christina Aguilera, that doesn’t mean you should look like one when you’re naked.

Christina Aguilera just keeps getting fatter

By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 4:54 PM

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It may look like Cristina Aguilera performed one of her new songs last night in LA at the American Music Awards, but all you could hear was her stomach rumbling and a series of oinking sounds. I have no idea if that was intentional or not.

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Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on ‘the Voice’

By brendon September 18, 2012 @ 7:52 PM

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Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won’t be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it won’t, look, why are you dragging me into this, I hate that stupid show.

(source = celebuzz)

I’m with you, Target Dog

By brendon September 17, 2012 @ 7:38 PM

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Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his “no fat chicks” policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that’s not true. I don’t wonder why. We both know you’re hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.

Christina Aguilera is against going hungry

By brendon August 01, 2012 @ 5:42 PM

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Christina Aguilera has filmed a new PSA about other countries getting some of our delicious American food, and believe it or not, she claims to be for it. In reality, the charity she did this for is run by Yum! Brands, which owns Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC, so this was probably just a trick to infiltrate their company and find out where they hide the food.

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