oh. hey Britney. what’s up.

By brendon June 27, 2012 @ 6:05 PM

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Britney Spears looked pretty terrific today during ‘X Factor’ auditions in Providence at the Dunkin Donuts Center. Her rival Christina Aguilera started to say something mean but all the talk about donuts made her hungry and she just mumbled something about how she’s been “to the center of like a billion Dunkin Donuts,” which wasn’t as insulting as she’d hoped.

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Christina Aguilera is 2 hours late to ‘the Voice’ almost every day

By brendon May 11, 2012 @ 3:01 PM

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Christina Aguilera is a self-centered bitch with an impossible ego, so she truly doesn’t care if the entire cast and crew of ‘The Voice’ have to wait for her to arrive on set every day.

In fact she’s so apathetic that the producers started fining her for being late, which made absolutely no impact whatsoever.

“Christina is consistently about two hours late,” a source tells Radar. “For season three this has got to stop.”
“Whatever her fine is now doesn’t bother her.
“Higher-ups on the show want to raise it to a number that does bother her so she actually arrives on time.”

And once she arrives, she’s even more delightful. During rehearsals Monday night, fellow judge Adam Levine was so enchanted with her antics he called her “a fucking cunt” in front of nearly 70 people. Who probably responded by saying, “amen to that” and “truer words have never been spoken.”

‘The Wanted’ say Christina Aguilera is a rude bitch

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 3:28 PM

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‘The Wanted’ were guests on the April 13th episode of ‘The Voice’, and during an interview with a radio station this morning they were asked what that was like. You probably got the gist of their response from the headline. Vulture says:

(They were) asked about their recent ‘Voice’ appearance and let go on Christina Aguilera. “She’s a bitch!” Tom Parker yells three or four times. Then Siva confirms that she was “quite rude,” and Max spends a little while talking about how much hotter J. Lo is when compared to Christina.

Luckily for them, the Eskimo Pie factory wasn’t playing this station on their radio so Christina didn’t hear it.

Christina Aguilera looks… better?

By brendon April 04, 2012 @ 4:19 PM

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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were at the Little Door in LA last night, and I guess you’d have to say she looks better than she has in a while. Or you could say she still looks fat. It’s your life, man, I can’t live it for you.

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Christina Aguilera is too fat for TV

By brendon February 06, 2012 @ 5:45 PM

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They say the camera adds 10 pounds, meaning you look 10 pounds heavier on a TV show than you do in real life, which was a problem for Christina Aguilera since she gained 50 pounds all on her own before getting a TV show.

The good news is she’s finally taking action to look the way she used to. The bad news is that action is to tell the camera crew on ‘The Voice’ to hide how fat she is.

“Christina holds up pro­duction with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt,’ ” a source tells the Enquirer.
“She’s insisted the cam­eramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thin­ner.”

Well it’s gonna take more than makeup and lighting to hide how fat she is. She’s so heavy now that one time they showed her sitting down and my TV fell off the wall.

Christina Aguilera menstruated down her leg

By brendon January 30, 2012 @ 5:15 PM

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While singing at the funeral for Etta James over the weekend, something that looked like blood began dripping down Christina Aguileras leg. Her reps told AOL it was actually self-tanner, but I want to think about her spreading her legs and tanning her vagina even less than I want to think about her menstruating, so I’m just gonna stick with blood.

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