Christina Aguilera, who weighs 1800 pounds now, clomped down the red carpet at whatever the hell the NCLR ALMA Awards are this weekend and tried to give the Target dog a kiss, but he turned away because that would his “no fat chicks” policy. But he did seem interested in her purse. Gosh, I wonder why? No that’s not true. I don’t wonder why. We both know you’re hiding food in your purse Cristina Aguilera.
Christina Aguilera has filmed a new PSA about other countries getting some of our delicious American food, and believe it or not, she claims to be for it. In reality, the charity she did this for is run by Yum! Brands, which owns Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC, so this was probably just a trick to infiltrate their company and find out where they hide the food.
Britney Spears looked pretty terrific today during ‘X Factor’ auditions in Providence at the Dunkin Donuts Center. Her rival Christina Aguilera started to say something mean but all the talk about donuts made her hungry and she just mumbled something about how she’s been “to the center of like a billion Dunkin Donuts,” which wasn’t as insulting as she’d hoped.
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Christina Aguilera is a self-centered bitch with an impossible ego, so she truly doesn’t care if the entire cast and crew of ‘The Voice’ have to wait for her to arrive on set every day.
In fact she’s so apathetic that the producers started fining her for being late, which made absolutely no impact whatsoever.
“Christina is consistently about two hours late,” a source tells Radar. “For season three this has got to stop.”
“Whatever her fine is now doesn’t bother her.
“Higher-ups on the show want to raise it to a number that does bother her so she actually arrives on time.”
And once she arrives, she’s even more delightful. During rehearsals Monday night, fellow judge Adam Levine was so enchanted with her antics he called her “a fucking cunt” in front of nearly 70 people. Who probably responded by saying, “amen to that” and “truer words have never been spoken.”
‘The Wanted’ were guests on the April 13th episode of ‘The Voice’, and during an interview with a radio station this morning they were asked what that was like. You probably got the gist of their response from the headline. Vulture says:
(They were) asked about their recent ‘Voice’ appearance and let go on Christina Aguilera. “She’s a bitch!” Tom Parker yells three or four times. Then Siva confirms that she was “quite rude,” and Max spends a little while talking about how much hotter J. Lo is when compared to Christina.
Luckily for them, the Eskimo Pie factory wasn’t playing this station on their radio so Christina didn’t hear it.
Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were at the Little Door in LA last night, and I guess you’d have to say she looks better than she has in a while. Or you could say she still looks fat. It’s your life, man, I can’t live it for you.
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