By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 3:28 PM
‘The Wanted’ were guests on the April 13th episode of ‘The Voice’, and during an interview with a radio station this morning they were asked what that was like. You probably got the gist of their response from the headline. Vulture says:
(They were) asked about their recent ‘Voice’ appearance and let go on Christina Aguilera. “She’s a bitch!” Tom Parker yells three or four times. Then Siva confirms that she was “quite rude,” and Max spends a little while talking about how much hotter J. Lo is when compared to Christina.
Luckily for them, the Eskimo Pie factory wasn’t playing this station on their radio so Christina didn’t hear it.
By brendon April 04, 2012 @ 4:19 PM
Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were at the Little Door in LA last night, and I guess you’d have to say she looks better than she has in a while. Or you could say she still looks fat. It’s your life, man, I can’t live it for you.
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By brendon February 06, 2012 @ 5:45 PM
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, meaning you look 10 pounds heavier on a TV show than you do in real life, which was a problem for Christina Aguilera since she gained 50 pounds all on her own before getting a TV show.
The good news is she’s finally taking action to look the way she used to. The bad news is that action is to tell the camera crew on ‘The Voice’ to hide how fat she is.
“Christina holds up production with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt,’ ” a source tells the Enquirer.
“She’s insisted the cameramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner.”
Well it’s gonna take more than makeup and lighting to hide how fat she is. She’s so heavy now that one time they showed her sitting down and my TV fell off the wall.
By brendon January 30, 2012 @ 5:15 PM
While singing at the funeral for Etta James over the weekend, something that looked like blood began dripping down Christina Aguileras leg. Her reps told AOL it was actually self-tanner, but I want to think about her spreading her legs and tanning her vagina even less than I want to think about her menstruating, so I’m just gonna stick with blood.
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By brendon January 30, 2012 @ 12:17 PM
Christina Aguilera brought her son Max to Cirque du Soleil at the Staples Center in LA last night, but then left almost as soon as she arrived. “What kind of a bullshit circus doesn’t have fried candy bars and funnel cakes,” a source heard her say.
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By brendon December 05, 2011 @ 3:06 PM
Christina Aguilera and her son Max went to buy a Christmas tree in West Hollywood this weekend, and for some inexplicable reason she wore tights that highlighted her lumpy, waddling ass when she did it. This could be footage in those local news stories they do every year about how people gain a lot of weight around the holidays.
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