christina looks bouncy

By brendon March 30, 2009 @ 4:03 PM

Christina Aguilera’s breasts made an appearance in LA this weekend, followed a few seconds later by Christina herself.  Are these the greatest pictures ever taken?  Um, well, no actually, but they’re still pretty great.

(image source = pacific coast)

DAMN.

By brendon October 17, 2008 @ 10:48 AM

Christina Aguilera and her giant titties arrived in London earlier this week to perform at the Africa Rising concert, and the Daily Mail is wondering if her curves are a sign that she might be pregnant again.

Christina Aguilera was clearly keen to keep covered up from the British chill.
But the plucky singer still showed plenty of front, as her heaving bosom spilled forth from her tight-fitting coat.
The singer was seen leaving restaurant L'Atelier after a romantic dinner with husband Jordan Bratman at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London’s Covent Garden last night.
In fact, even though she had her first child ten months ago, her bounteous appearance will do little dispel rumors that a second baby might be on the cards for the singer.

Don’t get me wrong, I'm pleased as punch that Christina Aguilera is showing off her huge rack again, but why isn’t she as hot as she used to be?  Is it the kid?  Is it because she had a kid?  I think it might be because she had a kid.  

I’ll get you for this Max.  You better watch your ass buddy.


THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE WHOLESOME

By brendon September 11, 2008 @ 9:24 AM

The Jonas Brothers have a lot to learn about being famous celebrities.  In fact everyone at the VMAs this year were pretty low key with the dressing room riders.  

(Christina Aguilera’s) demands reportedly included four black bath towels and a dressing room decked out with vanilla-scented candles, not to mention a space heater and two bottles of Verve Clique champagne to give her a little kick before the show.
The Jonas Brothers are said to have insisted on apple juice at room temperature for their backstage needs and added eight Red Bull Sugar free beverages, plus 6 regular Red Bulls and 24 pieces of California sushi rolls as part of their dressing room package.

These guys are fags.  I would have been like Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights.  High as fuck in just a bathrobe, a shirtless Japanese boy throwing fire crackers, peacocks, guns, sirens, some hot Asian girl with big tits dressed as a snow bunny.  Just total madness.  I like to think if I were famous I would request all that stuff.  I request that stuff now it's just no one gives it to me.  Fuckers.

PHOTO. SHOPPED.

By brendon August 07, 2008 @ 7:40 AM

The Internet is a magical place, where all your dreams can and do come true.  Especially if you’re dream is to see Christian Aguilera with tits photoshopped onto her.  For some reason this very old picture is everywhere today.  It's from March Fake of 200Fake.  Hey look, and this is Jessica Alba, TOTALLY NAKED!  Get it.  Do you see what I did there?

BOUNCY BOUNCY

By brendon May 16, 2008 @ 5:48 AM

Short, skinny, blond hair, big tits, great voice, married to a normal guy, and almost never makes it on to stupid pages like this for anything bad.  The only way Christina Aguilera could be any more awesome is if she were the leader of a government team of black op assassins.

(picture source = splash news online)



CHRISTINA AGUILERA SEEMS FUN

By brendon May 01, 2008 @ 8:53 AM

Christina Aguilera left the kid at home and got trashed last night at Crown Bar in West Hollywood. She could barely walk as she left and had to get help from her husband Jordan Bratman, in a scene that looked very much like these pictures from 2006.  Also similar to 2006: my skull and crossbones scarf and black nail polish.  Why do the trends keep changing!