By Travis October 03, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
If you’re willing to look past her red hair and giant breasts, Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks is a wonderful, talented actress with a great future ahead of her in movies and television. However, she also happens to have red hair and giant breasts, so that just makes her that much more talented than most of the other actresses out there right now. She’s also the spokeswoman for Johnnie Walker and she helped launch its new drink, “Platinum,” in New York City yesterday and now I’m very tempted to have it replace Gordon’s Vodka and Tang as my sophisticated drink of choice.
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By Lex August 23, 2013 @ 3:35 PM
The film’s called Dark Places. Christina Hendricks plays a stripper in the film. I’m sure the movie is going to involve the work of many talented people working many long hours. But I’m only going to pay ten bucks to see this film if Christina Hendricks shows her big yams. You can’t start marketing Christina Hendricks plays a stripper and then not deliver tits. It’d be like learning your priest isn’t really giving you special prayer time in the rectory because he wants to ensure your place in heaven. I can’t handle another sodomy level disappointment.
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Christina Hendricks left her hotel in New York early this morning for an appearance on ‘LIVE! With Kelly’, and she’s so incredibly pale, with such intense red hair, that to see her in natural light is almost jarring. She’s like a big-titted Ghost Rider.
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By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 12:40 PM
Christina Hendricks is the latest celebrity to have private pictures stolen off her phone, and included in the 5 picture set is one showing nothing but her enormous pink boobs. Allegedly.
“Christina’s phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen,” Hendricks’ rep told E! News. “The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation.”
Added the rep: “The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina.”
Four of the five pics are below, and here is a direct link to the topless pic (which may or may not have NSFW ads with it). Gee, I wonder which one you clicked first. Pervert.
By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 9:07 PM
Christina Hendricks is celebrated now for her huge boobs and her red hair and her huge boobs, but she tells the Mirror UK that things were much different when she was a kid in high school.
“There was a long corridor with lockers on either side and kids would sit on top of them and spit on you. It was like something out of Lord of the Flies.”
What? No it isn’t.
Born in Knoxville, Christina was still young when she moved to a small town in Idaho.
A natural blonde, she began dying her hair red aged 10 – to be like the heroine of children’s book Anne of Green Gables. Then in her early teens, the family moved to Fairfax, Virginia.
Christina says: “The girls there had purses and I still had my backpack from Idaho.
“Moving as a teenager is never easy. So I tried to set myself apart and it ended up with multi-coloured hair. It was how I was expressing myself.
“I was a bit of a goth with purple hair and I was also part of the drama group, so my friends and I were all weird theatre people and everyone just hated us.”
So, it turns out that she went out of her way to look ugly, and her plan worked. Congratulations? What is she, fishing for compliments? Because that’s a very unattractive personality trait.
By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 9:47 AM
No other whisky has the bold spectrum of flavor as Johnnie Walker Blue, and no other ginger has boobs the size of Christina Hendricks, so why not get the three of them together for some Christmas ads? Especially since getting drunk makes sex with a girl that weighs 200 pounds seem like a really good idea.