Christina Hendricks was taking a break from filming ‘Drive’ outside a pawnshop in LA today, when a man approached her, reportedly mistaking her for a prostitute before being led away by a member of the crew. In my defense, the rest of the crew was way on the other side of the parking lot, and she looks totally different in person. How was I supposed to know she was with them?
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Christina Hendricks was filming scenes for a movie called ‘Drive’ yesterday, and in between takes, while waiting in the rain and wearing a purple shirt with a tiger on it (editors note: Geaux Tigers!), she had a few cigarettes. With any luck they’ll work as an appetite suppressant. A girl with Double D’s is awesome. A girl with a Double Whopper is not.
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Christina Hendricks was out running some errands yesterday in Beverly Hills, perhaps shopping for more of the unicorn blood she drinks as part of the spell that transforms her into a hot girl before filming her scenes on ‘Mad Men’.
You know how when child molesters go to jail they sometimes castrate them because there’s no way to talk them out of wanting to fuck little kids? To them it’s like the greatest thing in the world, and there’s no amount of therapy to ever ever change that? Well I’m the same way with girls with red hair and big tits. If they were illegal, I’d have lost my nuts 10 years ago after a nationwide manhunt, and the law would be named after my case.
But I just do not get this Christina Hendricks thing.
Yeah, red hair and big tits, but her teeth are weird and she only has big tits because she weighs 200 pounds. Diora Baird is better in every way. Much much prettier, much much better body, and even a better actress. Melissa Archer is better too. The only way Hendricks should ever beat out those two is as a run-stuffer in fantasy football.
The only thing on earth better than girls with huge breasts is girls with red hair and huge breasts, and the internet has come to a stop because of ‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks at last nights Golden Globe Awards, but it’s not really the same when the girl weighs 200 pounds. And is this pale. Christina should be more like Diora Baird, less like a ghost in an opera.
‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks married some dork named Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco restaurant in New York yesterday. They got engaged earlier this year, and you may be wondering if there’s a super cutesy story to go along with this. Well of course there is! People says…
When they went ring shopping earlier this year, the two knew they had a match. “They put the rings on the table,” Chila says, “and said, ‘Look, they talk to each other. They’re friends.’ “
The rings are friends? Oh holy christ. I see a lot of matching sweaters and One Free Kiss coupons in this poor bastards future. A lot of Romantic Scavenger Hunts and heart shaped pancakes. I also see the coroners report ruling that the gun shot was self inflicted.
