Chris Brown’s Celebrity Felon Kick Ball Raises Eleven Dollars (VIDEO)

July 21, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Only mostly everybody at Chris Brown’s Kick’N’ It for Charity Celebrity Kickball game in Glendale had rap sheets. Chris, DJ Khaled, The Game, and a few other charitable fellows famous for drugs and beating women showed up for a cause nobody could actually name. Paris Hilton’s jail house record got her into the match where […]

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Christina Milian In A Bikini

June 12, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t forget Christina Milian. I think she still occasionally sings and looks scared in bad horror movies. She was recently a contestant on Dancing With the Stars signifying her professional career has one foot in the grave. But you’re never going to fade when you look that natural in a bikini with a mongo phallus […]

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Paris Hilton’s Fourth Of July Party

July 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton was the life of the beach party at her 4th of July event. She expertly performed her six standard poses with smiles, wore an American flag skirt given to her by the Emir of Qatar after an evening spent trying to translate the word ‘herpes’ into Arabic, and forgot to bring the potato […]

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