By Lex July 21, 2014 @ 9:08 AM
Only mostly everybody at Chris Brown’s Kick’N’ It for Charity Celebrity Kickball game in Glendale had rap sheets. Chris, DJ Khaled, The Game, and a few other charitable fellows famous for drugs and beating women showed up for a cause nobody could actually name. Paris Hilton’s jail house record got her into the match where she showed that one lazy eye and nonchalance is all it takes to not be able to kick a slow moving rubber ball. The Jenner girls showed looking for future abusive boyfriends. Their teen friend Pia Mia Perez arrived off the plane Kanye flies her around in international air space so he can sodomize her without fear or legal reprisal. After the final run was scored the U.S. Attorney showed up with a court order preventing that same group of convicts from being within five hundred feet of one another. It’s really hard to think of anything more Americana than this Amish barn raising.
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By Lex June 11, 2014 @ 2:19 PM
Don’t forget Christina Milian. I think she still occasionally sings and looks scared in bad horror movies. She was recently a contestant on Dancing With the Stars signifying her professional career has one foot in the grave. But you’re never going to fade when you look that natural in a bikini with a mongo phallus shaped object plunging toward your lovely.
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By Lex May 27, 2014 @ 12:14 PM
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By Lex July 05, 2013 @ 1:06 PM
Paris Hilton was the life of the beach party at her 4th of July event. She expertly performed her six standard poses with smiles, wore an American flag skirt given to her by the Emir of Qatar after an evening spent trying to translate the word ‘herpes’ into Arabic, and forgot to bring the potato salad. You know girls like this. Amber Rose finally showed up so Paris didn’t have to hear everybody calling her the skankiest girl at the party any longer.
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