Christina Ricci is still underrated

By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 6:05 PM


If you had to describe Christina Ricci to someone who had never seen her, I admit it might sound a little disastrous, but in real life, when you put everything together, she’s just awesome. She’s not pretty, might even be a little weird, but god I cannot get over how badly I wanna have sex with her.

These are not lines I would use to try and hit on her if I were you, by the way.

(image source of ricci at the marc jacobs show = getty)

christina ricci looks fun, drunk

By brendon March 11, 2010 @ 3:12 PM

Christina Ricci

Christina Ricci was at the after party for Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show in Paris last night, and she was either really really drunk or dead. She can’t weigh more than 90 pounds (bikini pix, topless tat pic), so she could suck on a towel dipped in whiskey and probably black out in 5 minutes. I really like that quality in girls. I don’t have all day, ya know.

(image source = inf daily)

tuesday morning headlines

By brendon November 03, 2009 @ 12:21 AM


JENNIFER LOVE CHEWIT – tortured boys everywhere by twittering just this one picture of her as a Playboy bunny for Halloween (full size UHQ here). Aren’t you surprised she didn’t post more? I know I was surprised. According to sources that are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost a ton of weight and now looks amazing, but here all we have is this one picture, a picture reminiscent of when fat girls on myspace try to pull the ol’ fat girl “switch-a-roo”. Why would she do that?  It’s quite a mystery. Someone should call the cops.  (twitter)

JOSS WHEDON – borrowed an old SNL joke (*) to announce his bid to buy the Terminator franchise, the rights to which will be auctioned off later this month. The company that currently holds the rights to all future Terminator projects – including movies, TV and games – has to sell them because they’re so in debt. You can still make real Terminators though and extract your revenge on girls who laughed at you in high school.  (NOTE – “Don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh!”)  (deadline hollywood)

KIEFER SUTHERLAND – ran up a $500 bar tab with the cast and crew of ’24’ during a break in shooting last week in San Pedro. Awesome now gets awesomer because they were there between 7am and 1pm. That’s right. They STARTED drinking at 7 in the morning. Kiefer paid for everyone, then left a $200 tip. After that they left so Kiefer could win every single category at the Coolest Guy Ever Awards. (tmz)

CHRISTINA RICCI – was in Miami over the weekend, and I forgot to post these yesterday when they were topical, but I already bought them so, hey look, it’s Christina Ricci in Miami! “She’s no Kimberly Phillips”, as the popular saying goes, but some of these are pretty hot. Her piercing blue eyes are an intoxicating ocean of intrigue, her rippling muscles glisten in the sun and her super short shorts reveal just a hint of her tight little sexy ass. Wait. Wait no sorry. I was seeing my reflection in the monitor. False alarm, everyone. (mavrix and splash and inf)

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By brendon September 03, 2008 @ 11:48 AM

I’ve never been able to figure out if Christina Ricci is hot or not, because she looks so different every time I see her.  And these pictures from over the weekend in Malibu don’t help any because they're filled with hip young people frolicking in the water, laughing and smiling.  It’s distracting.  It’s like a Coke commercial.  

(picture source = inf daily)


By brendon September 26, 2006 @ 3:03 PM

Everyone agrees that the best way to judge a woman's worth is by the size of her breasts – that's why girls with implants are such heroes – but shape is pretty important too.  So we should have a parade or something for Christina Ricci, even if she did get some dopey tattoo marring her otherwise perfect chest.  These are not new, obviously, since she's with her idiot coke-addict (allegedly) ex-boyfriend.  That was one couple that never made any sense.  She's pretty much adorable and he looks like an unfrozen caveman.  I can't imagine he's taking the break-up very well.  I'm sure one day soon the detectives will kick in his door and there will be hundreds of pictures of her with the eyes cut out.  And you don't even wanna know what happens when they hit the room with a black light.


By brendon August 30, 2006 @ 4:15 AM

Christina Ricci and Adam Goldberg were seen leaving Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills Monday night, fueling talk that they are back together after breaking up 9 months ago.  At the time, his rumored drug habit was said to be the cause for their split, but who could blame her for running back to this handsome devil.  When asked for a comment, Goldberg swung around on his tire and said "ooo-ooo-ahh-ahh!"  But the real question is, does Christina Ricci even have pores?  She looks fantastic.  Cigarettes must be packed with vitamins.